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Old 11-14-2007, 12:44 PM   #1
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:stoned Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle ( pic )
new niche ????


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A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm
... is he going to be allowed near bicycle stands ????
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:46 PM   #2
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He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:47 PM   #3
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Nosey bastards should stay the fuck out. What if it had been a woman?
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:47 PM   #4
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that was weeks ago
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:49 PM   #5
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So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:49 PM   #6
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what a bunch of bullshit, how can they tell him what to do in his own home? i would charge those people with trespassing.
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:50 PM   #7
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cops are known bicycle seat sniffer's.
chronic in most cases
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:51 PM   #8
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So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click
must be a new one
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:52 PM   #9
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He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...
I agree ,it wasnt like he was in the lobby.
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:56 PM   #10
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Wow.. how the fuck is there a law against that....???????
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You have to rember this. They were knocking on the door, asking to come in, and he was crying YES YES YES OH GOD OH FUCKING YES...
So they came in...
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:01 PM   #12
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Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle ( pic )

I feel so cheated.
I was all unzipped, lubed up and everything.
and no pic (as promised) of a guy fucking a bike.
nothing worse than blue balls.
its just not healthy.
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:26 PM   #13
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desperate man!! is he can't afford to pay a slut?
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:37 PM   #14
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"wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down."

shirtcocker! that's the only crime here, folks. move along...
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how can you get charged for something you do in your own home with a bike?

Sure its weird but still...
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who knows,everything is posible now a days
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:28 PM   #18
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Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle ( pic )

I feel so cheated.
I was all unzipped, lubed up and everything.
and no pic (as promised) of a guy fucking a bike.
nothing worse than blue balls.
its just not healthy.
maybe you should just buy yourself a bike?
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:32 PM   #19
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He was in his own room ??

He can fuck whatever he wants then...
not true. Bicycle might be underage.
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:43 PM   #20
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So ??? are you paying for it ?.... just don't click
I posted the original bike sex story weeks ago, but thanks for the update.
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:44 PM   #21
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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=780105

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Old 11-14-2007, 04:11 PM   #23
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that bike looks horribly underage, and who knows if it was mutual consent
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