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#101 |
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KingK7 - I would ignore the people who think you did something wrong.
All you did was throw water on her for sleeping in your office (over and over again) 99.9% of the bums have metal problems, or they abuse drugs/alcohol. They are very unstable people and its impossible to trust them. The people who love bums, probably don't live in a big city. They think bums are normal people who were fired from their job and couldn't make rent. We all know there is more to the story then that. As for your problem, instead of calling the security guard to escort them out of the building, I would call the cops. Might get the women locked up, and that way she would get food/water and a warm bed.
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#102 |
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![]() Funny shit King
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Here in los angeles BUM is like a serious profession. During rush hour when people are on their way home, the freeway offramps always have someone with their dumb ass sign asking for money. They live GOOD, make more money than some of my lazy friends for sure!
I used to bartend at a place right off the 101 freeway in Hollywood and there was a bum who would regularly come in and drink, paying with dollar bills from his freeway donations. He smelled so bad we made him sit by the door when he did get served which was not often. And on top of it all, the motherfucker would pull out a grip of cash and STILL DID NOT TIP ME!!! I always thought that was funny. |
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Hey KingK,
Personally i think this was funny as hell. I grew up going to Catholic school and was always taught to help those less fortunate than me. I use to actually feel sorry for the homeless and would give them change etc... Overal I don't mean harm to anyone and am one of the nicest most honest people out there but..... Once I got older and now that I live in San Francisco I have absolutely NO compassion for these people. First off the bay area has TONS and TONS of work. You can easily work a McDonalds job if you need to and live in a cheap $10 a night scum hotel till you get back on your feet (better than a sidewalk right). There are homeless shelters EVERYWHERE here. And to freaking top it off the city gives out $10 Million dollars a month to the homeless no question asked!!! I don't mean they spend 10 million fixing the problem, I mean they GIVE AWAY $10 MILLION dollars a month. Something like $350 per person. We have bums comming from around the country to stay here for the free cash. Bums here are known to even be able to pan handle $3k a month fairly easily. If I see a bum that truly looks in need I'll go into a McDonalds and by them a meal but I REFUSE to give these lazy sob's money for nothing. It's not like KingK did this to some completley random bum. That would have been messed up. He did it to someone that's been harassing the building non stop. And it was only water after all. With all the help the Swedish give homeless people that woman got what she deserved. Sorry for the rant, but looking out my window right now and seeing 2 homeless people at the corner 7 eleven pan handling just proves my point. ..Meloman |
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One time on Bourbon street a Bum with a guitar was sitting there cranking out some stale blues hoping for a buck or two.
Me and a friend sat down and I cranked out a couple tunes, I only remember one, I played that night......, "Roadhouse Blues (doors) We had a good time, sang some blues, I got pics. (wont post em of course) Gave him a 10 and he had a crowd around him the rest of the night because we made it a party. At least he had a trade.
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I know a nurse who works at a local hospital in Windsor. One of her co-workers went out to find that a bum had broken into her car and was sleeping in the back seat. Of course she called security. When he tried to remove him, he fought and ended up biting him, and laughed about how he was fucked now because he had AIDS.
That's what you get when you try to treat these people with respect. You never know what they're going to do. He already said this bitch was removed multiple times by security, yet she still kept coming back. Have you taken a look at the videos? She looks about as sane as a 10 cent watch. If she kept showing up on my doorstep repeatedly I'd throw a fucking brick at her head. |
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since we're sharing bum stories,when I was in Daytona Beach I kept trying to give this guy $50,walked up to him about 3 times and he kept refusing(too much pride,thats the kinda bum i would be lol) anyway,I said fuck it this guy is taking my money! I saw him digging thru the trash cans looking for food so I took my hamburger and put a 100 spot in it
![]() OH OH then i threw a cup of water at him and ran like a whore!
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#108 |
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I must agree with an earlier post, the accuracy of the water bomb was amazing.
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#110 |
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And btw, what is the fucking deal with trying to give him 50 bucks? I bet the real story is you were trying to buy sex from this poor soul.
Only thing I'd ever give a bum, is phneumonia. |
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hahaha i did not even heard they talked swedish..lol wtf
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You do thing small cruel thing to a person and then talk as if she deserves it. How dare you? Even you say she's crazy, and she obviously is. But somehow she still ought to know better, right?
What does the word "crazy" mean to you? The only ones I see in that pathetic video who ought to know better are a couple of boys acting like assholes. If I were your employer and knew about this, you'd be out of a job immediately. Of course, if that happened, you wouldn't sleep in the stairwell of a building, would you? No. Because you're not crazy and hopeless like that woman. You're far worse, you little prick. You're not crazy, just an asshole. FUCK YOU.
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KingK is my hero, I plan on hiring him to film some bum circus shit.
Check out more at http://www.bumcircus.com
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I think you should take her to the nearest fire hydrant,
Hose her down..take her shopping at a salvation army..then give her a job shoving baseball bats up her ass on film for a meal Im sure SOMEBODY would buy the content..lol |
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Dude I lived in South East DC,I know what crazy bums are and I know what people who just totally got shafted somehow are...A normal person can tell the difference...For some reason I'm thinking if that bum was 6'5 and black your little skinny pussified white ass would have kept yourself in your rented building...
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Do you think black people are worse than female bums? Racist... Obviously you are violent too, as you suggested shooting me in the head. You need therapy man. |
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As a matter of fact I own this and other companies myself. But IF that was the case, I'd come sleep in your office. Ok? And FUCK YOU too. Idiot/Loser... ![]() |
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edit that racist remark out,would be smart on your part
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Why would I edit that out? And why would I pick on a black guy? You are confusing me. |
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shit is just flying over your head isn't it? nevermind,you're just as useless as a street bum...First person and probably the last I'm going to have to block....
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#125 |
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Hell, I am putting this shit on a website:
nocostbumfights.com |
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#126 |
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Laugh with someone, not at them. That wasn't cool.
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I love the assumptions that because I said what I did, I must never have seen bums or interacted with them.
I took in a homeless person. Got her cleaned up. Got her off of the fucking drugs. Couldn't get her to go to school, but tried. Resurrected a relationship between her and her mother (after I took the time and effort to gain custody of her) and eventually, got her in a position where she was clean, she was staying away from the crowd that encouraged and enabled her behavior, and she was ready to go home. It worked. During the ordeal she ran away a couple of times. She would physically strike out at us. She'd be given the trust to go out and would return high as a kite. It didn't work immediately. It took the TIME and the EFFORT to show her that we wouldn't give up on her like everyone else did. And it WORKED. So I know what I speak. ![]() As for someone saying they'd never hire someone with no hygeine - you don't have a bathroom in your offices? It's a new invention, real high-tech. You can wash in there with this cool thing called water and this slippery stuff called soap. You should get one. |
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Nice work king
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Yes I have a nice big bathroom in this office, as I am sure you have one in your trailer. There is no chance in hell I'd let that stinking bum into it though. Besides, I already gave her a bath, are you fucking blind? |
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Yuoo'll gu fer in leeffe-a, I'm soore-a. Bork Bork Bork!
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Seence-a thees persun seems a beet sloo in ingleesh, pleese-a use-a zee trunsleshun bux here-a *** http://tbrowne.best.vwh.net/chef/ *** tu furm yuoor reply. Bork Bork Bork!
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Splashing water on someone is not a big deal. KingK7 should have explained the full story first, as it does look quite mean when you think it's just a random act of insensitivity towards the homeless.
I have no bums hanging around my office, so I can not relate! |
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As for getting far in life... It doesnt get much better than this. You submitted your TGP galleries today? Dork Dork Dork! |
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your office looks pretty tight, show us some pics
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ROTFL. Funny!
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#139 |
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Did I miss something other than the glass of water?? Did you beat her with a baseball bat or something??
No one here has ever thrown water balloons at an unsuspecting person?? Or doused them with a water blaster?? Or got caught in a sudden rainstorm?? It's JUST water. It'll dry!! Shit, I wake my kids up like that at least once a week just for the hell of it. She probably doesn't even remember that it happened by now. |
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Bums suck. Bums made NYC a pile of shit when that fucking tennis loving goofy fuckface Dinkins was the Mayor. I worked nights in NYC and the place was sometimes frightening - hookers, bums, junkies, and criminals all over the fucking 5 boroughs - and more bums on Madison Ave than anywhere else! Yeah, those high priced storefronts lock up for the night and Rufus and Lester piss all over the fucking place as they moved in with their cardboard condos.
Once Herr Rudy came to power, it was a miracle. No more squeegie men, panhandlers, no more homeless mental cases, the fucking hookers went way down, and I didn't have to worry about the 9mm Crack Killer in Brooklyn anymore. Greatest mayor that city has had in my lifetime, wether he banged his assistant or not. I have no problem with homeless shelters, mental help for serious mental patients, and any kind of aid to help those who need it. But get the fuck off the streets. People on the streets are either victims, or victimizers. If your buildings guys can't keep the bums out, hire some whacky Ukranians - best super I knew in NY was a big ballbuster from the Ukraine. Nobody fucked with Boris's building. |
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Dang, the posting stopped. And here I was hoping to win that DVD player, so I could sell it to buy booze for these poor souls.
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video tape them pissing on the sidewalk, that will stir it up some more
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Sweden has a socialist system there that's pretty damn generous. People who end up being bums usually have pretty bad mental or drug (or both) problems.
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The best thing that ever came from Sweden is:<br><br>
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I saw a bum today and peed on them just for you kingk!
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I WAS a bum off and on from age 16 to 18 before I figured out how to survive in this world.
Rorion Gracie ended up a bum in Fla. the first time he came to this country to try to start up a Gracie Jiu-Jitsu school. Both of us are doing very well now thank you.... Life is a wheel, what comes around goes around. I just pray that one of these bumfighting freaks runs into someone like Rorion one day pulling thier sick shit and catches a broken arm for their trouble. Think they'll air THAT tape? |
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Dig, you must have made a cute bum!
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no. I was usually starved half to death and desperate enough to steal, and unwashed.
it's hard to be cute when you're a bum, but look at me now!! |
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KingK, any new footage to entertain us?
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