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Hot waitress vs. Fat waitress
Ok, here's the scenario.
Hot waitress gives poor/ok service Fat waitress gives best service you ever had. Who gets the bigger tip? My answer. Fat waitress. I'm all about the service.
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depends who sucks a better dick.
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Fat waitress gets the tip.
Hot waitress gets the whole thing :D
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Fat waitress gets the better tip.
Having a hot waitress is a perk but having good service is essential. |
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Fat one.
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From what I've seen, the hottest waitresses tend to give better than average service, because it converts to higher tips more often. I suppose if a hot waitress were pretty sure that the client wasn't going to tip well, they wouldn't provide the best service, otherwise it's pretty much constant flirting.
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99% of the time hot waitress always gets the bigger tip!!!!!
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fat.....
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I'm surprised no one has said that the hot waitress is getting the tip of his dick and the fat waitress is getting the money tip.
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cuteness doesnt matter when it comes to service.
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im all about the service, plus the fat chick probly gives good dome.
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For me it would be the fat waitress. If she is hot and good, that is just an added bonus, but when I'm somewhere eating usually the looks of the waitress have nothing to do with how I tip.
Although a while back I went to Hooters with a buddy. Our waitress was a smoking hot Asian babe and she gave us the best service I have ever had. When I would use a paper towel and set it down she would show up out of nowhere, take the dirty towel and tear a new one off the roll for me. She did everything but feed us. ![]() |
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The fat waitress for sure. I could care less what she looks like, I just want my food.
Now, a hot waitress with good service is something to marvel.
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Bring me my food and drinks in a timely manner and you get a tip. Doesnt matter if youre fat hot ugly thin etc
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Poor service gets a small tip, great service I often over tip. But I ALWAYS tip
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I don't really care if a waitress is hot or not just how the service is.
I think it's kind of low class to hit on waitresses anyway. I mean the poor girl probably just wants to work, it's not like she can be mean to you. Leave her alone, asshole. ![]()
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fatty fat fuck get the tip
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Fat indeed...
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A hot waitress will just give a wink to get tip!
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It's all about the sevice for me also
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Fat one gets the tip
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service is what i tip for. As long as the person looks clean. If the person looks dirty then I'm not going to trust them handling my food.
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yeah,... those fatter ones are usually nicer!
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Fat waitress for sure. It's the restaurant and its service / food really matters.
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A hot waitress gets a better tip for the eye candy.
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Why would it matter how she looks? Im most likely to stiff the hot waitress just because she’s going to flirt at the other table and ignore me calling her ass to get me another drink.
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its all about the service... always....
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i tip for the service , not the looks
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Fat one for sure... its not like I go to a restaurant expecting to fuck a waitress... I'm hungry and want to get fed quickly with hot food and my drink refilled.
Now if I go to a bar.... I'll take hot waitress... because hey...if I really need a drink quickly, i'll go to the bar myself, but they are mostly there for eyecandy anyways...
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The hot waitress because OBVIOUSLY the fat one is getting way too much tip anyway. Otherwise she wouldn't be so fat
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So, fat != hot?
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fat=tip
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totally the fat waitress! if you want my tip you've got to work for it, and be friendly in the process. nothing pisses me off more than a hot girl who thinks she should be raking in the tips just because she's hot. if she's working her looks and providing good service, well then she gets a good tip...
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I give a tip for good service.. I don't give a fuck if you are humpbacked with a bad case of genital warts..give me good service and you get a good tip.
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fat waitresses dont last long, that job involves too much exercsize
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i'm female so i'm supposing that my opinion probably doesn't "count" in this hypothetical situation.
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"OK" service? They both get a decent tip, and the fat chick gets a few more bucks while the hot chick (back when I wasn't spoken for - assuming I was in the mood) would get my phone number and the offer of a free meal.
![]() "Poor" service? The fat chick gets hooked up, the hot chick gets 10 - 15%
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I find hot waitresses to be emberassing. So I'm with the fat waitress,
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its all about service
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If you like to tip the waitress...the the one who does the best services
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Fat IS hot!
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Why should I tip a hot waitress better than an ugly one? The hottie is not gonna fuck you for that but she might just buy those new Victoria's Secret underwear to please her boyfriend. So my tip is getting her boyfriend laid... lol
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Fat all the way! I'd also much rather have a fat cook
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Niether... Im cheap!
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Fatty gets tip. Babe gets dick.
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