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11-16-2007, 04:04 PM
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Do you think any of Jesus's carpentry work survives?
Imagine you're sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ.
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11-16-2007, 04:13 PM
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I'd say no.
Wood is organic in nature, and deteriorates over time... if untreated, in a matter of a few years. I mean, there are exceptions... for example, ancient kauri of New Zealand and the wooden boats at the bottom of the Black Sea... bot most of those have had some sort of protective seal over them - I can't think of any examples of exposed wood lasting even a thousand years, let alone twice that. Wood be cool, though... too bad he wasn't a mason.
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11-16-2007, 04:16 PM
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sitting on a chair constructed by the Christ???
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11-16-2007, 04:20 PM
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Carpentry is just a myth.
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11-16-2007, 04:21 PM
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11-16-2007, 04:29 PM
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Lets see, rising from the dead or a jew doing manual labor; which is easier to believe?
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11-16-2007, 04:36 PM
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11-16-2007, 04:40 PM
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This is stupid. Everyone knows that Jesus didn't build anything, God just created it like he did with everything else in the world.
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11-16-2007, 05:49 PM
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11-16-2007, 05:57 PM
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I think my toilet paper holder was built by Jesus Christ. Thats what I say every time the roll falls off it.
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11-16-2007, 06:12 PM
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That's why he's reaching for it in the first place. 
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11-16-2007, 06:14 PM
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Carpentry was made up to explain how chairs and tables got here ... :2cents
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11-16-2007, 06:34 PM
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jesus built my hotrod...
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