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american pervert · 11-21-2007, 11:55 AM

What You'll Need:

* metal trash can (15 gallon) *
* wood or metal stake about 15 inches tall.
* aluminum foil
* charcoal briquettes (at least 10 pounds)
* turkey

Instructions:

Step 1: Light a pile of coals. They will take about 30 minutes before they are ready to go. Proceed with the rest of the steps.

Step 2: Find a suitable place to cook the turkey. You will be doing this on the ground with hot coals. Make sure the area is clear of flammable debris and don't do this on the grass it will burn in. Keep a shovel and water nearby.

Step 3: Drive the stake into the ground and wrap with foil. Lay foil around the stake. The foil should extend about 10 inches past the rim of the trash can when the can is upside down on the ground.

Step 4: Brush the turkey with oil and season to taste. Place a large ball of foil on top of stake and slide turkey onto it. The foil will help prevent the stake from poking through the tender meat.

Step 5: Place the trash can over the turkey making sure to center the bird. Pile coals about three inches deep around the base of the can. Place another pile on top of the can.

Step 6: Sit back and wait. A 10- to 12-pound bird takes about 90 minutes. A 20-pound bird takes close to three hours. Don't lift the can until the time is up, you will lose your heat! Be patient.

Step 7: Use oven mitts to carefully remove the hot can. Check bird with instant read meat thermometer and look for 160-plus degrees in the deepest part of the turkey.

* The USDA recommends against using galvanized metals for smoke boxes when smoking meat. Chemical residue contamination can result. Many online sources say you can minimize fumes by first burning off the treatment with a hot fire before using galvanized cans for cooking. A non-galvanized cooker is preferred.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 11-21-2007, 11:57 AM

Do you remove the feathers first ???

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JohnnyJames · 11-21-2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

What You'll Need:

* metal trash can (15 gallon) *

Dang it. My wife SWORE plastic would be a mistake.

I figured it'd be fine.

american pervert · 11-21-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj

Do you remove the feathers first ???

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in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

Shagbunny · 11-21-2007, 12:00 PM

be sure to center the bird!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-21-2007, 12:04 PM

ADG

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 11-21-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

WOW... that is good to hear... I'm somewhat relieved !

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O MARINA · 11-21-2007, 12:05 PM

idee vibrosee musor

Ramos · 11-21-2007, 12:05 PM

sltr · 11-21-2007, 12:09 PM

what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?

american pervert · 11-21-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sltr

what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?

I would guess coors

american pervert · 11-21-2007, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

idee vibrosee musor

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O MARINA · 11-21-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

so HAWT!!! nema i love you

awwwwww

who · 11-21-2007, 12:25 PM

It's actually a fairly good idea.

Mr. Romance · 11-21-2007, 01:06 PM

I like this idea..I wish I could find a turkey in Uruguay

Mr. Romance

JFK · 11-21-2007, 01:10 PM

I still Love the deep fried turkey

pornguy · 11-21-2007, 01:17 PM

You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.

Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

Phoenix · 11-21-2007, 01:27 PM

is that an aluminum can?

aluminum isnt good for us

american pervert · 11-21-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

I still Love the deep fried turkey

danielle at weg makes the BEST deep fried turkey

$5 submissions · 11-21-2007, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

is that an aluminum can?

aluminum isnt good for us

Although there's some contradicting studies, it's been found that alzheimer's patients' brains have higher than average aluminum concentrations. See: http://www.laleva.cc/environment/alu...lzheimer2.html (note: there's other studies that contradict this. The jury's is still out on this issue)

sltr · 11-21-2007, 06:14 PM

i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method

$5 submissions · 11-21-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sltr

i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method

Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225

minniesoporno · 11-21-2007, 07:00 PM

I rather stick with steamed turkey but I do want to try a fried turkey though.

baddog · 11-21-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.

Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

I keep tearing the papers.

L-Pink · 11-21-2007, 07:06 PM

Most waste disposal companies will be happy to donate a 55 gallon drum provided you first empty it in your back yard.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-21-2007, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.

Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I keep tearing the papers.

That's why I have my turkey pipe...

ADG

Shey · 11-21-2007, 07:17 PM

I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too

Spunky · 11-21-2007, 08:25 PM

Now I just gotta get Mum to try that idea

justFred · 11-21-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's why I have my turkey pipe...

ADG

hahaha.... oh man that's rich.

and as for the trash can.... not gonna cost you a lot more to buy a miniature smokehousing for your turkey instead, and you won't get cancer or Alzheimer's

shekinah · 11-21-2007, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

wow.. that's weird but sounds great!!

Spicoli · 11-21-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225

also, i think most galvanizing process's include cyanide, which may be tasty, but..............

.....
plated on the surface of the metal substrate using a zinc cyanide bath
......

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6749953-claims.html

maybe just add more gravy

to all the US ppl here, enjoy your thanksgiving ;-)

JFK · 11-22-2007, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Shey

I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too

there is no problem making it as long as you use common sense

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