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Compdoctor · 11-30-2007, 06:27 PM

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear.

The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smouldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff.

To their amazement, a lone farmer was ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States air plane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."

"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

Loryn · 11-30-2007, 06:32 PM

Poor President Clinton!

D · 11-30-2007, 06:33 PM

SpeakEasy · 11-30-2007, 07:53 PM

not bad

everestcash · 12-01-2007, 06:16 AM

funny...

alexweb · 12-01-2007, 06:18 AM

funny

sniperwolf · 12-01-2007, 11:33 AM

yay!

Vick! · 12-01-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

OO MMYY GGOOD

[ScreaM] · 12-01-2007, 11:42 AM

haha we wish. :P

bronco67 · 12-01-2007, 01:05 PM

I'm sure everyone that hates Bush will laugh at this...but it's not really a good joke. Do you write your own jokes?

VeriSexy · 12-01-2007, 06:39 PM

Compdoctor · 12-01-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I'm sure everyone that hates Bush will laugh at this...but it's not really a good joke. Do you write your own jokes?

Its sort of like TV, if you don't like whats here, change the fucken channel!

tony286 · 12-01-2007, 10:03 PM

cute joke.

cherilynn · 12-01-2007, 10:12 PM

funny

11-30-2007, 06:27 PM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday Nite Joke Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smouldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the President of the United States air plane?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief. "Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

11-30-2007, 06:32 PM	#2
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12-01-2007, 11:42 AM	#9
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12-01-2007, 01:05 PM	#10
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I'm sure everyone that hates Bush will laugh at this...but it's not really a good joke. Do you write your own jokes?

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12-01-2007, 10:03 PM	#13
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	cute joke.

12-01-2007, 10:12 PM	#14
cherilynn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: oregon Posts: 3	funny