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ADL Colin · 09-26-2002, 11:55 AM

"The biggest leap to No. 1 in the history of the Hot 100". American Idol winner "Kelly Clarkson".

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Musi...ut/index.htmlv

Raven_XXContent · 09-26-2002, 11:56 AM

Fucking Puke!

cherrylula · 09-26-2002, 12:02 PM

Maybe she'll go crazy and destroy herself.

We can only hope.

eru · 09-26-2002, 12:04 PM

That's When I Reach For My Revolver

ADL Colin · 09-26-2002, 12:04 PM

"Maybe she'll go crazy and destroy herself."

Mariah what?

sherie · 09-26-2002, 12:05 PM

....who own's her now?

Mr.Fiction · 09-26-2002, 12:35 PM

Has anyone heard the song? It is worse than Avril Lavigne? Could anything be worse?

pornJester · 09-26-2002, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Has anyone heard the song? It is worse than Avril Lavigne? Could anything be worse?

Hey, I like Avril

.:Frog:. · 09-26-2002, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester

Hey, I like Avril

Same here. Avril is much better then Kelly. I'm surprised at how well Kelly is doing, I didn't think she compared with the other female singers.

SpaceAce · 09-26-2002, 12:53 PM

That Tamyra chick was the best singer. She had real talent. The funny thing is, I saw at least 3-4 fat and/or ugly women in the auditions who sang circles around Kelly.

SpaceAce

ADL Colin · 09-26-2002, 12:56 PM

"The funny thing is, I saw at least 3-4 fat and/or ugly women in the auditions who sang circles around Kelly. "

.. and let that be a lesson!

Krome · 09-26-2002, 02:07 PM

These Pop Idol stars and all the other wannabe making programs really think that they are actually good and now have a life long carear...yeah right..give them 14 seconds (they wont get the complementary 15 seconds of fame) then bang they are back on welfare...

phogirl69 · 09-26-2002, 02:20 PM

That song is really good and Kelly Clarkson is one of the best singers on the radio! I can't believe you guys don't like that song!! Her other song "Before Your Love " is good too. I think
ALL her songs are good! She can sing as high as Mariah Carey..

[Labret] · 09-26-2002, 02:27 PM

Hate it? Its marketing genius.

Eat it up cattle.

Eat it up.

SykkBoy · 09-26-2002, 02:35 PM

I like Kelly's big ol' ass...am I the only one thinking the braintrusts behind this are urging her to lose the ass?

eru · 09-26-2002, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
That song is really good and Kelly Clarkson is one of the best singers on the radio! I can't believe you guys don't like that song!! Her other song "Before Your Love " is good too. I think
ALL her songs are good! She can sing as high as Mariah Carey..

Kelly's probably another one of those bitches who doesn't write her own music. She's just a puppet.

Steve · 09-26-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
She can sing as high as Mariah Carey..

I'd have to get high before I listen to Mariah Carey, or this Kelly fuckface. I'm just glad that show is over with.

Sjayne · 09-26-2002, 03:58 PM

It is really sad to see the States eating up the exact same marketing brainwashing that the UK did.

Let me guess..it was a really close contest..really down to the wire. They needed every last (premium rate) call to make a difference. Wow, amazing how that is the exact same thing happened in the UK version.

Now..let me gaze into my crystal ball and predict the future. A winner with a good voice is given series of cover songs to sing to follow their first double A side release (wow..sounds familar too). All are worse than the original and not really the best song for their voice. Then, within a couple weeks the runner up from the show has a release and a number one as well. Then..out the blue they do a duet and start touring together.

So far since our version has been off the air we have had the following covers from the two finialists: 'Unchained Melody', 'Come on baby light my fire' (yes..that one..you know it always needed to be sung in lounge lizard style)..something else that i had a metal blockout about. This week we having the release of the duet in the form of 'The Long and Winding Road'.

All of them have been number one by the way

Excuse me while I go bang my head against the monitor.

Honeyslut · 09-26-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester

Hey, I like Avril

Avril sucks live....

Stealthy · 09-26-2002, 11:05 PM

Why is everyone saying "Her" song? I have a liiitle bit of a problem believing that the "winner of a pop singer contest" writes, composes or even THINKS of her own songs. Everything she does, sings, wears, eats, drinks, shits, etc. will all be pre-produced, pre-packaged and pre-tested in their target demographics before she sings it, wears it, eats it, drinks it or shits it. She is not a musician, she is not an artist, she is a product. The public is simply eating it up like they've been told to for the eye/ear candy that it is. Mission accomplished. Next piece of plastic, please! The cookie cutter is getting lonely...

magnatique · 09-27-2002, 09:22 AM

lol steve, the show was allright ;)

lots of hot chicks ... that's all good!

Oldy · 09-27-2002, 09:46 AM

Heh!!!

BradShaw · 09-27-2002, 09:56 AM

She is cute, if I was single......

TDF · 09-27-2002, 10:08 AM

she will crash and burn just like O-Town did. For christ's sakes shes on RCA! If that doesnt emit failure nothing will!!

cherrylula · 09-27-2002, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
"Maybe she'll go crazy and destroy herself."

Mariah what?

I'm no Mariah fan, but at least she can sing.

And Mariah managed to get a record deal that was from what I hear historic.... 25 million bucks an album or something like that. Granted that glitter bullshit she released flopped, and they had to cut a deal to dump the contract, but she definitely is not stupid and has a hellafied shoe collection the dumpy hahahaha.

We saw a band last night which consisted of some serious old rocker dudes, a Heartbreaker and the guy who was almost singer for Zepplin... and they had this chick from Tennessee who is fresh off the bus here in Los Angeles. The girl can fucking sing. I much prefer to see a female sippin on some Jack and Coke, ripping through some good ole rock tunes.

All these female pop sensations right now, none of them can sing to save their lives.

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Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Has anyone heard the song? It is worse than Avril Lavigne? Could anything be worse?

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ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	"The funny thing is, I saw at least 3-4 fat and/or ugly women in the auditions who sang circles around Kelly. " .. and let that be a lesson! __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

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Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	These Pop Idol stars and all the other wannabe making programs really think that they are actually good and now have a life long carear...yeah right..give them 14 seconds (they wont get the complementary 15 seconds of fame) then bang they are back on welfare...

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	That song is really good and Kelly Clarkson is one of the best singers on the radio! I can't believe you guys don't like that song!! Her other song "Before Your Love " is good too. I think ALL her songs are good! She can sing as high as Mariah Carey..

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Hate it? Its marketing genius. Eat it up cattle. Eat it up.

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Sjayne Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,182	It is really sad to see the States eating up the exact same marketing brainwashing that the UK did. Let me guess..it was a really close contest..really down to the wire. They needed every last (premium rate) call to make a difference. Wow, amazing how that is the exact same thing happened in the UK version. Now..let me gaze into my crystal ball and predict the future. A winner with a good voice is given series of cover songs to sing to follow their first double A side release (wow..sounds familar too). All are worse than the original and not really the best song for their voice. Then, within a couple weeks the runner up from the show has a release and a number one as well. Then..out the blue they do a duet and start touring together. So far since our version has been off the air we have had the following covers from the two finialists: 'Unchained Melody', 'Come on baby light my fire' (yes..that one..you know it always needed to be sung in lounge lizard style)..something else that i had a metal blockout about. This week we having the release of the duet in the form of 'The Long and Winding Road'. All of them have been number one by the way Excuse me while I go bang my head against the monitor. __________________ <a href="http://www.wishing.com/money">Make 50% commissions promoting our penis pills, breast pills, weight loss pills and more!</a> <a href="http://www.webinc.com">Need Design Work? Check Out Our Huge Design Portfolio Online, Special: 100 Animated Banners, $799.00 </a> - tell them Sarah sent you.

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