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Rochard · 12-21-2007, 09:18 PM

Here's my phone conversation with Fed Ex just now.... Keep in mind my sense of humor here. I'm pissed, but I'm not about to take it out on some poor Fedex operator. I was pretty much laughing through the entire conversation.

Poor Fedex Operator: Thank you for calling Fedex, how may I help you?
Me: I'm trying to find out where my package is. My tracking number is blah blah blah blah blah.
Poor Fedex Operator: It's currently in the Rocklin, California, shipping center.
Me: Yes, I can see that online. I'm wondering why it's not at my house.

This cracked me up....

Poor Fedex Operator: Well there is bad weather all around the country.
Me: Not between my house and Ontario, California, where you picked it up. In fact, I was wondering why in the past twenty-four hours you shipped from Ontario, California, to Oakland, California, and then back to Ontario?
Poor Fedex Operator: Seems there was foul up in the system sir. It's Christmas and they are a bit busy.
Me: Well, you would think that someone in management would have seen that coming 360 days ago. I mean, it's not like it was a surpise or anything. We have Christmas every year.
Poor Fedex Operator: Yes sir, I'm sure they knew it was coming.

Me: You understand that I could have driven from my house to Ontario, picked it up, drove it to Oakland, back down to Ontario, and then back up to my house quicker than you've been able to deliver it so far, right?
Poor Fedex Operator: That might just be the case sir.
Me: Will it be delivered in the morning?
Poor Fedex Operator: I'm not sure sir.
Me: You know that "overnight" means 24 hours, not 72 hours right?
Poor Fedex Operator: Yes sir.
Me: Oh well, looks like I might be screwed then. Well, Merry Christmas to you anyhow.
Poor Fedex Operator: Merry Christmas sir.

12-21-2007, 09:24 PM

hahahahahahahahah 2 funny did u get refund on overnight fee???

digifan · 12-21-2007, 09:24 PM

Lol it was funny reading between the lines

Spunky · 12-21-2007, 09:27 PM

It's their arrogance cause they have the package ..trained monkey responces

papill0n · 12-21-2007, 09:28 PM

Well you were very polite nevertheless!!!

datatank · 12-21-2007, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Me: You understand that I could have driven from my house to Ontario, picked it up, drove it to Oakland, back down to Ontario, and then back up to my house quicker than you've been able to deliver it so far, right?
Poor Fedex Operator: That might just be the case sir.

150MPH in the stang?

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2007, 09:30 PM

unlikely it will come on SAt yo.....but i have seen em do it during busy season

tony286 · 12-21-2007, 09:32 PM

it happens what can you do.

donnylong · 12-21-2007, 09:32 PM

Fedex stills owes me 250 dollars for a package they lost 2 months ago with 11 grand worth of content.

tony286 · 12-21-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

unlikely it will come on SAt yo.....but i have seen em do it during busy season

actually i would say he has a good chance for saturday or roc you should ask for your money back.

sicone · 12-21-2007, 09:52 PM

Whats even funnier is.. the Rocklin fed ex office is what.. maybe a 6 minute drive for you.

I bet if you asked if you could just come pick it up you would be told no

Rochard · 12-21-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

150MPH in the stang?

Yeah, not so much.... I just ran out to get some smokes, sort of punched it a bit, and when I hit the turn lane I noticed I had the po-po behind me. Opps. He followed me all the way to my driveway. Yeah, I got the message!

Rochard · 12-21-2007, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Whats even funnier is.. the Rocklin fed ex office is what.. maybe a 6 minute drive for you.

I bet if you asked if you could just come pick it up you would be told no

That would be way too easy.

LiveDose · 12-21-2007, 10:04 PM

Wow, I would expect that from DHL but not FedEx.

Casa Nova · 12-21-2007, 10:18 PM

lmfao what a delightful conversation..

datatank · 12-21-2007, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Yeah, not so much.... I just ran out to get some smokes, sort of punched it a bit, and when I hit the turn lane I noticed I had the po-po behind me. Opps. He followed me all the way to my driveway. Yeah, I got the message!

did you take pics? post some pics of that BITCHIN STANG bro

V_RocKs · 12-21-2007, 11:49 PM

I had the same shit with them last year... I think I got a graphics somewhere...

I live only 8 city blocks from where the package was being shipped from. Their ONT hub is only 2 city blocks from that location. For some fucking reason they sent my package to LAX and then to somewhere in downtown LA and then to another LA hub and then to ONT and then to my home.

Something that should have taken hours, took days!

kane · 12-21-2007, 11:58 PM

You are not the only one today. I had to deal with them. They had the wrong address, well more like an incomplete address on the package. That wasn't their fault, it was Apples for screwing up the shipping label. But it took me almost 2 hours to get through to them to make arrangements for me to go pick it up once I realized what had happened.

A friend of mine ordered some shirts for his daughter for christmas. They should have arrived yesterday. Today he calls them and finds out the shirts were shipped from Canada, down to LA (not seattle which is about 800 miles closer) they randomly got selected by customs. When customs opens the they contact fed ex who then calls my friend back and says that customs wants to know what the shirts were made out of and where they were made. My friend says he has no idea, he didn't make them. Look on the label. So not these contraband Canadian T-shirts are held up at customs and who knows when they will be released.

V_RocKs · 12-22-2007, 02:40 AM

Did they have references to pot or hemp??

mike-al · 12-22-2007, 02:52 AM

I love how all the carriers have a "guaranteed" service
but not one of them specifies what this "guarantee" even is

They don't say money back or anything...

Shit, If I ordered a overnite service guaranteed, if you screwed up, I'd think I would be in line for a jackpot payoff... they do not even go out of their way
to say "Sorry!". They just deliver it as nothing happened, and when you call
they just act stupid like above guy did...

That's where you sue em for negligence, you called, tried to get a problem straightened out, and all they want you to do is bitch at trained bitchatakers.
and go to next call, hell if they even try to reroute a blooper so they can possible get it back in a reasonable time.

Since they have a remarkable system that can track every 100 feet that packaged moved... and dont do nothing about it.... someone needs to
get greedy

Cuz what happens is this... you ship it overnite, it gets sent to wrong location
that package gets stuck for 5 days sometimes....

Ok you screwed up the first day, give me money back,
but now 4 more days once its already screwed, you didnt go track down that truck and reroute "YOUR" misake??? I'd sue for $XXXXX

DutchTeenCash · 12-22-2007, 05:03 AM

FedeX once send a new videocard from germany to the dutch antilles took 2 weeks instead of 24 hrs - never again

UPS all the way

12-21-2007, 09:18 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,298	Hey Fed Ex! Here's my phone conversation with Fed Ex just now.... Keep in mind my sense of humor here. I'm pissed, but I'm not about to take it out on some poor Fedex operator. I was pretty much laughing through the entire conversation. Poor Fedex Operator: Thank you for calling Fedex, how may I help you? Me: I'm trying to find out where my package is. My tracking number is blah blah blah blah blah. Poor Fedex Operator: It's currently in the Rocklin, California, shipping center. Me: Yes, I can see that online. I'm wondering why it's not at my house. This cracked me up.... Poor Fedex Operator: Well there is bad weather all around the country. Me: Not between my house and Ontario, California, where you picked it up. In fact, I was wondering why in the past twenty-four hours you shipped from Ontario, California, to Oakland, California, and then back to Ontario? Poor Fedex Operator: Seems there was foul up in the system sir. It's Christmas and they are a bit busy. Me: Well, you would think that someone in management would have seen that coming 360 days ago. I mean, it's not like it was a surpise or anything. We have Christmas every year. Poor Fedex Operator: Yes sir, I'm sure they knew it was coming. Me: You understand that I could have driven from my house to Ontario, picked it up, drove it to Oakland, back down to Ontario, and then back up to my house quicker than you've been able to deliver it so far, right? Poor Fedex Operator: That might just be the case sir. Me: Will it be delivered in the morning? Poor Fedex Operator: I'm not sure sir. Me: You know that "overnight" means 24 hours, not 72 hours right? Poor Fedex Operator: Yes sir. Me: Oh well, looks like I might be screwed then. Well, Merry Christmas to you anyhow. Poor Fedex Operator: Merry Christmas sir. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

12-21-2007, 09:24 PM	#3
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Lol it was funny reading between the lines __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

12-21-2007, 09:27 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,928	It's their arrogance cause they have the package ..trained monkey responces __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-21-2007, 09:52 PM	#11
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Whats even funnier is.. the Rocklin fed ex office is what.. maybe a 6 minute drive for you. I bet if you asked if you could just come pick it up you would be told no __________________

12-21-2007, 10:04 PM	#14
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Wow, I would expect that from DHL but not FedEx. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

12-21-2007, 09:24 PM	#2
LilBro Guest Posts: n/a	hahahahahahahahah 2 funny did u get refund on overnight fee???

12-21-2007, 09:28 PM	#5
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	Well you were very polite nevertheless!!!

12-21-2007, 09:30 PM	#7
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	unlikely it will come on SAt yo.....but i have seen em do it during busy season

12-21-2007, 09:32 PM	#8
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	it happens what can you do.

12-21-2007, 09:32 PM	#9
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	Fedex stills owes me 250 dollars for a package they lost 2 months ago with 11 grand worth of content.

12-21-2007, 10:18 PM	#15
Casa Nova Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,867	lmfao what a delightful conversation.. __________________ ICQ: 405 009 573

12-21-2007, 11:49 PM	#17
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,405	I had the same shit with them last year... I think I got a graphics somewhere... I live only 8 city blocks from where the package was being shipped from. Their ONT hub is only 2 city blocks from that location. For some fucking reason they sent my package to LAX and then to somewhere in downtown LA and then to another LA hub and then to ONT and then to my home. Something that should have taken hours, took days! Last edited by V_RocKs; 12-21-2007 at 11:51 PM..

12-21-2007, 11:58 PM	#18
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	You are not the only one today. I had to deal with them. They had the wrong address, well more like an incomplete address on the package. That wasn't their fault, it was Apples for screwing up the shipping label. But it took me almost 2 hours to get through to them to make arrangements for me to go pick it up once I realized what had happened. A friend of mine ordered some shirts for his daughter for christmas. They should have arrived yesterday. Today he calls them and finds out the shirts were shipped from Canada, down to LA (not seattle which is about 800 miles closer) they randomly got selected by customs. When customs opens the they contact fed ex who then calls my friend back and says that customs wants to know what the shirts were made out of and where they were made. My friend says he has no idea, he didn't make them. Look on the label. So not these contraband Canadian T-shirts are held up at customs and who knows when they will be released.

12-22-2007, 02:40 AM	#19
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,405	Did they have references to pot or hemp??

12-22-2007, 02:52 AM	#20
mike-al Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 691	I love how all the carriers have a "guaranteed" service but not one of them specifies what this "guarantee" even is They don't say money back or anything... Shit, If I ordered a overnite service guaranteed, if you screwed up, I'd think I would be in line for a jackpot payoff... they do not even go out of their way to say "Sorry!". They just deliver it as nothing happened, and when you call they just act stupid like above guy did... That's where you sue em for negligence, you called, tried to get a problem straightened out, and all they want you to do is bitch at trained bitchatakers. and go to next call, hell if they even try to reroute a blooper so they can possible get it back in a reasonable time. Since they have a remarkable system that can track every 100 feet that packaged moved... and dont do nothing about it.... someone needs to get greedy Cuz what happens is this... you ship it overnite, it gets sent to wrong location that package gets stuck for 5 days sometimes.... Ok you screwed up the first day, give me money back, but now 4 more days once its already screwed, you didnt go track down that truck and reroute "YOUR" misake??? I'd sue for $XXXXX __________________ Delete this account, i am done here

12-22-2007, 05:03 AM	#21
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	FedeX once send a new videocard from germany to the dutch antilles took 2 weeks instead of 24 hrs - never again UPS all the way __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?