U.N. Upholds Ban on 'Dwarf Throwing' - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 09-27-2002, 03:21 PM

How can we live in a world that doesn't allow dwarf tossing?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...d_nm/rights_dc

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 03:25 PM

it's just not fair.... I love dwarf throwing.

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 03:30 PM

I prefer the term "Midget Chucking" you insensitive fuckers...

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 03:30 PM

"Elf Hurling"?

Tipsy · 09-27-2002, 03:30 PM

What the fuck are the Aussies gonna do for entertainment now?

SykkBoy · 09-27-2002, 04:23 PM

bastards! I can't wait to hear what the UN has to say about BumFights videos.......

Fletch XXX · 09-27-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
bastards! I can't wait to hear what the UN has to say about BumFights videos.......

Dont fling the little people!

quiet · 09-27-2002, 04:26 PM

so wtf am i supposed to do for exercise this winter?

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
so wtf am i supposed to do for exercise this winter?

we're all suffering from this tragic decision....

Fletch XXX · 09-27-2002, 04:30 PM

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May this day be remembered.

Scootermuze · 09-27-2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Stealthy
I prefer the term "Midget Chucking" you insensitive fuckers...

Hmm.. I thought it was 'midget toss'... Guess the terms are a geographic thing... We 'toss' our midgets in these parts..

Tipsy · 09-27-2002, 04:35 PM

Life will be empty without it even for non-Aussies. I predict a very big increase in suicide over the coming weeks.

Tipsy · 09-27-2002, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Scootermuze

Hmm.. I thought it was 'midget toss'... Guess the terms are a geographic thing... We 'toss' our midgets in these parts..

Tossing midgets is a totally different thing. It gives you a sticky hand.

Fletch XXX · 09-27-2002, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

Tossing midgets is a totally different thing. It gives you a sticky hand.

Not to mention the aftertaste.

Tipsy · 09-27-2002, 04:40 PM

If you take a spoon of sugar afterwards it removes most of the aftertaste. High in calories though.

The Other Steve · 09-27-2002, 05:21 PM

Aussies have already got a new sport - Pom tossing

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 05:30 PM

'Little People' Flinging?

Dildozer · 09-27-2002, 05:55 PM

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:21 PM

Dwarf Throwing owns!!!

Brown Bear · 09-27-2002, 06:24 PM

This has got to be one of the most bizarre issues the UN has ever dealt with.

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:26 PM

I wonder if underground dwarf throwing clubs will start emerging...

Brown Bear · 09-27-2002, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I wonder if underground dwarf throwing clubs will start emerging...

The first rule of Dwarf club is that you do not talk about Dwarf club.

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear

The first rule of Dwarf club is that you do not talk about Dwarf club.

hehe....

sumphatpimp · 09-27-2002, 06:30 PM

The freaking UN never gets anything right!
Should have been done away with a long time ago.

Those JERK OFFS are the reason that Sadam Hussein is still around today. They wanted to kill that A-hole when they were over there in the early nineties, but they said no, fuck them.

I hope they feel goood with the Blood of all those people in the World Trade Center on their hands.

Too bad those planes didn't run into the UN instead of WTC then we would be ride of a lot of useless garbage.

Now Midget tossing, it figures.

Bunch of freaking ASSHOLES!

FATPad · 09-27-2002, 06:30 PM

If a midget gets hurt while throwing him can you feed him to a snake?

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
If a midget gets hurt while throwing him can you feed him to a snake?

I think that's a given....

mjrools23 · 09-27-2002, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
If a midget gets hurt while throwing him can you feed him to a snake?

FATPad · 09-27-2002, 06:39 PM

There ya go. Screw midget tossing. Have two midgets battle it out...loser gets fed to an anaconda. It's a fortune waiting to happen.

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:39 PM

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The pastime, imported from the United States and Australia in the 1980s, consists of people throwing tiny stuntmen as far as possible, usually in a bar or discotheque.

The stuntman wears a crash helmet and padded clothing which has handles on the back to facilitate throwing the human projectile.

some things they left out that I'm dying to know....

do they throw for distance or accuracy?
how does the scoring work?
Are there dwarf throwing teams/leagues?
Do they have cool team shirts like bowlers?
Do some of the throwers have a *special* dwarf that they rely on when they really need to score?
Do they carry their dwarves in custom cases?
Do they take practice throws?

Fletch XXX · 09-27-2002, 06:41 PM

What happens if your midget gets too drunk to perform?

Brown Bear · 09-27-2002, 06:41 PM

What if one dwarf throws another dwarf, is that wrong?

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
What if one dwarf throws another dwarf, is that wrong?

Immediate disqualification and both dwarves must report directly to the snake.

FATPad · 09-27-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Immediate disqualification and both dwarves must report directly to the snake.

HAHAHA

quiet · 09-27-2002, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
If a midget gets hurt while throwing him can you feed him to a snake?

"kill the fucking snake." why? let me think:

"snakes have no affection for midgets. they're not pets. they don't belong in a midget's house."

angelsofporn · 09-27-2002, 06:46 PM

March 8 ? Dave Flood is angry, because he says his rights are being violated: "I'm a dwarf and I want to be tossed," he said.

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:46 PM

I wonder if they are required to throw "as is", or if they're allowed to streamline their dwarf.... like maybe shaving and waxing him... put him in a custom aerodynamic latex "throwing suit".....

Fletch XXX · 09-27-2002, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by quiet

"kill the fucking snake." why? let me think:

"snakes have no affection for midgets. they're not pets. they don't belong in a midget's house."

Maybe we could dress some midgets up like Halfling Gladiators and put them in large cages and have them fight big 25+ foot Anacondas.

I would pay to see that.

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 06:52 PM

is this gonna affect Pro Dwarf Throwing too.... or just the nightclub stuff?

chodadog · 09-27-2002, 07:08 PM

This is fucking ridiculous. If the midget <i>wants</i> to do it, what is the fucking problem?

Amputate Your Head · 09-27-2002, 07:17 PM

I'm finding more info here guys:
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(some) Rules of Dwarf Throwing

1. If a dwarf is thrown thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask.

2. If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided.

3. If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches..

4. If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee.

5. If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound.

6. If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly seen.

7. If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size.

8. If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified.

9. If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of 1000 Pounds or three years of imprisonment.

10. It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.

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and an obscure article I found

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear

The first rule of Dwarf club is that you do not talk about Dwarf club.

The second rule of dwarf club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DWARF CLUB!!!

Now if this is your first night at Dwarf Club, you HAVE to toss...

Where's that snake?

09-27-2002, 03:21 PM	#1
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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	so wtf am i supposed to do for exercise this winter?

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I wonder if underground dwarf throwing clubs will start emerging... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	The freaking UN never gets anything right! Should have been done away with a long time ago. Those JERK OFFS are the reason that Sadam Hussein is still around today. They wanted to kill that A-hole when they were over there in the early nineties, but they said no, fuck them. I hope they feel goood with the Blood of all those people in the World Trade Center on their hands. Too bad those planes didn't run into the UN instead of WTC then we would be ride of a lot of useless garbage. Now Midget tossing, it figures. Bunch of freaking ASSHOLES!

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09-27-2002, 06:39 PM	#28
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	There ya go. Screw midget tossing. Have two midgets battle it out...loser gets fed to an anaconda. It's a fortune waiting to happen. __________________ <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	is this gonna affect Pro Dwarf Throwing too.... or just the nightclub stuff? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-27-2002, 07:08 PM	#39
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	This is fucking ridiculous. If the midget <i>wants</i> to do it, what is the fucking problem?

09-27-2002, 07:17 PM	#40
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I'm finding more info here guys: --------------------------------------- (some) Rules of Dwarf Throwing 1. If a dwarf is thrown thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask. 2. If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided. 3. If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches.. 4. If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee. 5. If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound. 6. If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly seen. 7. If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size. 8. If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified. 9. If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of 1000 Pounds or three years of imprisonment. 10. It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'. ------------------------------------------------------ and an obscure article I found __________________ SIG TOO BIG