![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 7,515
|
In this thread, i pretend that i'm Dirty Franck on a Christmas eve.
I scuttle in the corner of my cheap one-room walkup apartment like a human cockaroach. I am slat-thin, gaunt, hollow-eyed, stubble-cheaked, havent slept or showered in many days. The walls are covered with tiny convoluted scrawlings, writings, diagrams, plans, charts. A compendium of religious and political views, observations on life, poetry, pornography. The daylight hurts my eyes so the cheap vynal shade from the late 70s yellow with age was down all day, filtering the dusky winter sunlight into a piss-brown, diseased miasma that filled the room all day. Now I can open it because its night. My time. I stalk out of my smelly, tiny appartment to go get a whooper and a milkshake. The streets are mostly empty except for diseased whores and crack-runners, pimps and gimps clattering around on leg braces, human scum and waste. I grin a dark grin and know this christmas will be another filthy, povertystricken alone time of meaninglessness and rootlessness and lack of human warmth just like last christmas and the one before it and every day before, since, and forever on. I get back to my PC to spend another meaningless night on GFY, trolling and hating my life away...
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W
Posts: 6,882
|
Marry Christmas Franck!
![]()
__________________
Affordable Quality Web Hosting |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,204
|
Cool, i'll read it when i come back from my christmas dinner/evening. Have fun here.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,252
|
Quote:
Funny as this is...you realy need to start getting a life ![]() The fact that you dream up this shit shows you have some issues. An obsession for Franck anyway
__________________
I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 7,515
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
So Fucking What
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 6,287
|
hahahaha damn good write, whoever this franck guy is , he sounds like he needs a hug
__________________
Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
Posts: 791
|
you = teh suck
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |