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smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:08 PM

Get a job.

Check it out, if you get a job that pays one hundred grand a year, and you don't pay rent or buy a car or anything else (including eat) you can be a millionaire in just ten years.

A fifty grand a year job you can do it in twenty. You can even do it with a crummy 25 grand a year job even though it will take you 40 years. Once again, the secret is not doing anything whatsoever. You basically find a dark alley and pitch a tent or cardboard box.

Maybe a few days a week you can eat some 99 cent burgers or some pj sandwiches if you really budget your money well. But the secret is doing nothing but living in a cardboard box and jacking or jilling off for as long as it takes.

Cool. I'm about to pattern this program so let me know how it works out. This is just a beta test at this point.

L-Pink · 12-25-2007, 05:12 PM

Taxes you tool.

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Taxes you tool.

Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

More feed back please.

BoyAlley · 12-25-2007, 05:17 PM

That's assuming that you don't invest the money you make in any way shape or form?

There are ways to make money with your money, if you don't keep it in a shoe box under your bed.

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

That's assuming that you don't invest the money you make in any way shape or form?

There are ways to make money with your money, if you don't keep it in a shoe box under your bed.

Okay, lets not get complicated or I'll never get this thing out of beta or be able to start my own infomercial or motivational program

WiredGuy · 12-25-2007, 05:24 PM

I think you forgot about a small detail that will make you take a lot longer... taxes.
WG

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I think you forgot about a small detail that will make you take a lot longer... taxes.
WG

Yeah, I'm working on that right now. I might have to revise my program slightly

aico · 12-25-2007, 05:32 PM

This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.

Thanks, I'm looking for investors as we speak.

I probably shouldn't be laughing considering the commercials I see getting thrown at us by the drug companies where our dicks could fall off as one of the side effects, etc. etc.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 05:35 PM

Sounds great so long as you like scraping yer balls on broken glass up hill.

And umm Taxes...
Even a 100K year a job will land you just barely 60K after taxes per year.
If you are poor now odd's are you will be poor for the rest of yourlife.
Thats just the way it is.

Not many Jobs will land you 100K a year out the gate unless you actually have an education.

Or... You can be a truck driver in Iraq. Ya can make good money doing that.

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sounds great so long as you like scraping yer balls on broken glass up hill.

And umm Taxes...
Even a 100K year a job will land you just barely 60K after taxes per year.
If you are poor now odd's are you will be poor for the rest of yourlife.

Thats just the way it is.

You know, you're really a downer. Make sure I get your name so I can have you locked out at the door when I start my motivational tour

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2007, 05:39 PM

Sorry

On the upswing Money does not equal Happiness.

Start with that

Poor fucks love to hear there is more to life than money and they will pay you, to hear it told to them

Now thats motivational.

Infact you could start a cult along those lines.
Being religeous you might be able to get tax exempt!

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sorry

On the upswing Money does not equal Happiness.

Start with that

Poor fucks love to hear there is more to life than money and they will pay you, to hear it told to them

Now thats motivational.

Infact you could start a cult along those lines.

Cool, thanks. That's what I'm looking for. Input for my training course. I already have the "I used to walk 40 miles to school with a 50 lb ruck sack on my back in a snow blizzard" and "I once met a quadraplegic that won the gold metal in the marathon", but this is good stuff too

xmas13 · 12-25-2007, 05:45 PM

1M to do what?

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xmas13

1M to do what?

See, now you're just fucking up the entire program.

I don't need this type of negative thinking when I'm trying to do something genius

madfuck · 12-25-2007, 05:51 PM

sounds good ")

Barefootsies · 12-25-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.

Paullie · 12-25-2007, 05:54 PM

hahahahahaha

sexykat · 12-25-2007, 05:56 PM

What about unseen expenses like ill health, accidents, etc

NetHorse · 12-25-2007, 05:57 PM

you fail

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sexykat

What about unseen expenses like ill health, accidents, etc

Like all other programs and motivational speakers and sure things - THOUGH LUCK!

tiger · 12-25-2007, 06:18 PM

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that.

smutnut · 12-25-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that.

Don't be so hard on yourself. It takes a certain kind of entreprenuer

SGx · 12-25-2007, 06:45 PM

i don't know if it was said before but also look out for inflation

1.000.000 now is maybe nothing in 40 years

Iron Fist · 12-25-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

More feed back please.

WOW.. that made me laugh

woj · 12-25-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut

Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

More feed back please.

mechanicvirus · 12-25-2007, 08:58 PM

1,000,000 is gonna be worth less in 40 years

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