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Old 01-07-2008, 04:35 AM   #51
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why did you come to america in the first place??
Like El Presidente said, to take the jobs even blacks won't do.

Mayates don't like Mexicans because they come here and prove that the tired ass negro "can't get ahead because of racism so give me handouts" bullshit is just that, BULLSHIT.



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Old 01-07-2008, 05:10 AM   #52
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:14 AM   #53
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dont be shamed of what you are beaner
Do you know why you can use any racial slur on GFY except n1gger? Because blacks are the biggest crybabies.
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I like Mexicans, what's wrong with them?

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so are you going to answer the question??

I have not even mentioned the terrorist bomb threats you made on ICQ
nor have I reported them to the police

are you going to answer the question or are you going to blow up a building in the united states like you said in ICQ?
you going to answer mine?
I won't post those ICQ logs where you asked me to suck my Mexican enchilada and crack your afro-taco but answering the question "what the fuck you do in adult biz" would be nice.
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Like El Presidente said, to take the jobs even blacks won't do.

Mayates don't like Mexicans because they come here and prove that the tired ass negro "can't get ahead because of racism so give me handouts" bullshit is just that, BULLSHIT.



1 illegal alien + 49 cousins = 50
blacks don't have jobs. they get a KOMPEUTOR at salvation army and post on GFY
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you going to answer mine?
I won't post those ICQ logs where you asked me to suck my Mexican enchilada and crack your afro-taco but answering the question "what the fuck you do in adult biz" would be nice.

now you and I both know I did not say tha

you did talk about how you can combine certain chemicals and americans pay... did you not?

you did state that "you wish somone would kill as many americans as allah wants you to"

did you not tell me something about cyanide and chemicals needed to kill americans?

you said all infidels should be beheaded ... you said death was an honor and that you were untraceble

dont fuckin lie

and now you want to make light of the entire conversation and turn this into some sort of joke

you are a scary guy ... very scary
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So what is your job? How do I know you are not sucking the life out of our government?

why did you come here in the first place?
Hate to say this but there are MORE americans sucking the live out of the US government that mexicans.
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now you and I both know I did not say tha

you did talk about how you can combine certain chemicals and americans pay... did you not?

you did state that "you wish somone would kill as many americans as allah wants you to"

did you not tell me something about cyanide and chemicals needed to kill americans?

you said all infidels should be beheaded ... you said death was an honor and that you were untraceble

dont fuckin lie

and now you want to make light of the entire conversation and turn this into some sort of joke

you are a scary guy ... very scary
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Camokat ... why dont you tell everyone here the stuff you told me on ICQ

before me and this guy ever got into it... he talked about having bombs and arming himself to the teeth and poison

said he was ready to die for what he believe in said the mall shooter was a hero all kinda crazy crap

I assume he thought I was crazy too


remember this thread

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Suicide - weakness or loud way to say fuck you????

Thinking of a friend that went off this year for really no reason. As usual, bad relationship.. Bam.. Hes? gone. Shot himself with nasty note to his girlfriend. Now she is all fucked up, on medication? Blaming it all on herself. Weird eh?

I remember this thread because thats the same day he told me he was thinking about ending the lonliness or some crap

truth be told I am scared to death of you... thats why I started ignoring you
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living a secret life... wow
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Dude, people say all kinds of stupid shit on this board. If you take everything people say here seriously, we would all be at defcon 5 right now.

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Camokat ... why dont you tell everyone here the stuff you told me on ICQ

before me and this guy ever got into it... he talked about having bombs and arming himself to the teeth and poison

said he was ready to die for what he believe in said the mall shooter was a hero all kinda crazy crap

I assume he thought I was crazy too


remember this thread




I remember this thread because thats the same day he told me he was thinking about ending the lonliness or some crap

truth be told I am scared to death of you... thats why I started ignoring you

fucking crackhead. hitting you up on ICQ would be the last thing I would do. Do u hear voices in your head?
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Naahhh,
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he is Ukrainian, but not in a good way.

Im the bald jew and thats my tranny lover named Boris.

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Old 01-07-2008, 05:05 PM   #69
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..and look what happens with girls I take under my wing:


..and you will always remain one Ukrainian little prick,
this si your life sentence
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..and you will always remain one Ukrainian little prick,
this si your life sentence

thats a guy. we all know your taste. old fag.

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you know nothing, if you knew anything you wouldn't be a GFY sig whore
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How does it feel to know that you always be one poor Ukrainian piece of shit and always look up to me and unable to do anything about it?
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How does it feel to know that you always be one poor Ukrainian piece of shit and always look up to me and unable to do anything about it?
looking up to you???
yes. its been my dream to be old ugly bald jew that hangs out with trannys.

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yowhat can I say? You are one envious Ukrainian mothefucker and will sell your own mother for $10.
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CAMOKAT, why EVERYBODY thinks you are one fucking MORON with no pot to piss into?
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that because you sold yours old jew...

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did it hurt? Did he use lube or did he just spit?
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did it hurt? Did he use lube or did he just spit?
memories of yuour childhood growing up in soviet union? no matza ball but pleanty of cum up your ass?


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CAMOKAT, how is your brain tumor?

What did your daddy say after he wiped his dick?
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your daddy calling, he mises your asshole
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why even Russians don't send you traffic?
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old jew's next vacation..
Prostat cancer.. old, but still looking.
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why even Russians don't send you traffic?
lets not get off track here. tell us about your first time with a tranny hooker. how much did they pay you?
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The results of that fuck
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anal sex victim of german soldier and jewish house keeper fling.



bt, which one is you? the dude with the wig on or the old fart with bald head?
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But the banister broke,
so he doubled his stroke,
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His wife was a bitch,
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A small one for sucking,
a large one for fucking,
and a *honey* for beating a gong.
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god damn you are one ugly old motherfucker. you make star69 look good.
i bet you shit your pants and wear adult dihapers.



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