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baddog · 01-10-2008, 03:10 PM

200 dumb blondes

BradM · 01-10-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How would you know a) if he attended a show; or b) what he looked like if he did?

Doesn't this mean you would have to attend every show? How would you get him served? You can't do it, and it would, most likely, require that you got someone that lived in the county the show was in to serve him.

You've been pissing me off lately, because nothing in the last month you've posted has pissed me off.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-10-2008, 03:21 PM

Defamslandlibelry...that's what this is!!!

Get ready for the squirrel class-action lawsuit...

No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post

ADG

Phil · 01-10-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How would you know a) if he attended a show; or b) what he looked like if he did?

Doesn't this mean you would have to attend every show? How would you get him served? You can't do it, and it would, most likely, require that you got someone that lived in the county the show was in to serve him.

What are trying to do to our little jane? Are you trying to kill her with you jeopardy questions.

WarChild · 01-10-2008, 03:26 PM

So JaneB has a squirrel instead of a beaver?

TDF · 01-10-2008, 03:32 PM

this cannot be real

Phil · 01-10-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

this cannot be real

i say that every time i read her posts.
I just wonder what kinda drugs she's on.

aico · 01-10-2008, 03:34 PM

There's nothing like the smell of a JaneB thread in the morning

BradM · 01-10-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

i say that every time i read her posts.
I just wonder what kinda drugs she's on.

She's not on the kind she SHOULD be on which is the problem.
Seek help Jane, you're bonkers.

Pleasurepays · 01-10-2008, 03:48 PM

LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!

Phil · 01-10-2008, 04:30 PM

jen, are you planing on having children any time soon?

CDSmith · 01-10-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Get ready for the squirrel class-action lawsuit...

No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post

ADG

seeric · 01-10-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

CDSmith · 01-10-2008, 05:07 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-10-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

That's a ferret goddamnit! Get your rodents straight!!!

ADG

seeric · 01-10-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's a ferret goddamnit! Get your rodents straight!!!

ADG

no thats a meerkat. get your rodents straight damnit!!!!!

i only know that because its one of my favorite shows on tv.

lol

xmas13 · 01-10-2008, 05:24 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Silience!!!!

Clean_Franck · 01-10-2008, 05:58 PM

dam is it like the law that janeb threads reach 5 pages + or something?

CDSmith · 01-10-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

no thats a meerkat. get your rodents straight damnit!!!!!

EXACTLY!!!

Meerkat mansion rawks!!

CDSmith · 01-10-2008, 06:12 PM

Back to the squirrels...

mikeyddddd · 01-10-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Back to the squirrels...

Alrighty then

Pleasurepays · 01-10-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i only know that because its one of my favorite shows on tv.

lol

i had to really think about that.

first, i kinda thought "well... yeah. most of what is on TV today is crap... so what if he likes a show about a rat family. what do i think he should be watching???? i Love New York? NASCAR"

then i thought... "yeah. dunno. kinda weird man"

Phil · 01-10-2008, 06:21 PM

where is the brain child of GFY? I miss her. I'm about to pop a bottle of white wine and she's not here

Lighter · 01-10-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

this cannot be real

great thread but I don't get the squirrel joke

Phil · 01-10-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lighter

great thread but I don't get the squirrel joke

that was posted earlier this week. Jenny is telling us it was chopped, but we aren't so sure

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-10-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

no thats a meerkat. get your rodents straight damnit!!!!!

When I said "Ferret", I meant "not Squirrel", so don't try and confuse me with facts there, Mr. Smarty Two Pants.

Besides, everyone knows that Meerkats are degenerates and pure evil:

Finally, to my knowledge, JaneB has never had a Ferret or a Meerkat residing in her vagina.

Carry on...

ADG

Shoehorn! · 01-10-2008, 07:48 PM

Damn this thread is hilarious.

HouseHead · 01-10-2008, 07:49 PM

boo fucking who!

mommy mommy he called me fat! put him on time out

ok now where is the bitch that was asking for someone to be banned

seeric · 01-10-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i had to really think about that.

first, i kinda thought "well... yeah. most of what is on TV today is crap... so what if he likes a show about a rat family. what do i think he should be watching???? i Love New York? NASCAR"

then i thought... "yeah. dunno. kinda weird man"

remember now, i am an odd person anyhow.

lol

seeric · 01-10-2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

When I said "Ferret", I meant "not Squirrel", so don't try and confuse me with facts there, Mr. Smarty Two Pants.

Besides, everyone knows that Meerkats are degenerates and pure evil:

Finally, to my knowledge, JaneB has never had a Ferret or a Meerkat residing in her vagina.

Carry on...

ADG

V_RocKs · 01-10-2008, 08:37 PM

Shit happening and way to late for sig views... Just fucking fine.

CDSmith · 01-10-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Finally, to my knowledge, JaneB has never had a Ferret or a Meerkat residing in her vagina.

Oh please. You expect us to believe that?

sweetums · 01-10-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

remember now, i am an odd person anyhow.

lol

....and a fatty

heheh love ya woofie

Pleasurepays · 01-10-2008, 08:55 PM

squirrels are probably pissed about this thread.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-10-2008, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

squirrels are probably pissed about this thread.

Protect your nuts...

ADG

Pleasurepays · 01-10-2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Protect your nuts...

ADG

Ah yes. i remember the first time i stumbled across a Giant Warrior Squirrel while hiking in the Himalayas.

i was young.. i didn't listen to the guides or the locals who kept warning me. i was just foolish. i thought i knew it all. well... i didn't.

anyway, i rounded a corner on the trail and there he was. he might have been a good 18 inches tall or so. i froze in terror. i knew i was going to die and just prayed it would be quick as i watched his knife glisten in the harsh mid-day sun.

he stared at me, almost taunting me with his gaze. he was clearly unimpressed and he let me know that. he gave me that look that said "dude, i'll fuck you up, eat a sandwich and then fuck you up again"

i admit, i was paralyzed with fear. i'm not a hero and he clearly meant business. i realized that i had only a second or two to react and that split second decision would mean the difference between life or death.

luckily, at that precise moment, i recalled an old sherpa legend where a naive tourist much like myself, successfully defended himself by balling up on the ground in the fetal position, crying like a bitch and pissing himself. luckily, before he could lunge at me, i pulled myself together and did just that. it was my only chance. i knew that if i couldn't pull it off, it meant certain death.

i shit myself as an added precaution. it worked.

and i lived to tell about it.

i'm still afraid of squirrels.

fucking squirrels.

Phil · 01-10-2008, 11:59 PM

I guess she's not stopping by tonight. what a shame.

HouseHead · 01-11-2008, 12:01 AM

boooooooooooooo fuckin who

uno · 01-11-2008, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

i say that every time i read her posts.
I just wonder what kinda drugs she's on.

I think she said benzos.

btw, this pic almost killed me. Expect a lawsuit ADG.

uno · 01-11-2008, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

no thats a meerkat. get your rodents straight damnit!!!!!

Neither meerkats nor ferrets are rodents.

xmas13 · 01-11-2008, 03:40 AM

The squirrel hitman is here. Move along, folks!

NoComments · 01-11-2008, 04:42 AM

Jane,
he was hit by a car this morning.
R.I.P.

jact · 01-11-2008, 10:30 AM

Has Jane calmed down yet, or is there more entertainment in store?

Forest · 01-11-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

Guess what little prick? You are getting sued. You took a picture off my website, put circles on it and posted it on here. You also called me fat many times in that same posting. You said Greg was a drunk, which is not true. That is called defamination under the law. Since GFY did nothing about it, they can also be sued. See you in court.

This thread delivers

Phil · 01-12-2008, 09:31 PM

has anybody seen my pet squirrel?

TiltMaster · 01-12-2008, 10:35 PM

Phil · 01-12-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TiltMaster

Jenny is white.. everyone knows that. please stop making fun of her and the rest of fat people.

nudecanada · 01-12-2008, 10:59 PM

Funny thread. lol

Anyone who thinks it is actually "JaneB" posting is an idiot. It is her pimp/husband/boyfriend doing it.

Phil · 01-12-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nudecanada

Funny thread. lol

Anyone who thinks it is actually "JaneB" posting is an idiot. It is her pimp/husband/boyfriend doing it.

no, that was her. if you read her posts before you would know when her cock stunt is posting.. That was HER.

georgeyw · 01-13-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

You do know in court, you will have to prove that I am fat like you keep claiming. Have fun on that one.

Burden of proof on the defendant
In most legal systems the courts give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant. In criminal law, he or she is presumed innocent until the prosecution can prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt; whereas in civil law, he or she is presumed innocent until the plaintiff can show liability on a balance of probabilities. However, the common law of libel contains a kind of reverse-onus feature: a defamatory statement is presumed to be false unless the defendant can prove its truth. Furthermore, to collect compensatory damages, a public official or public figure must prove actual malice (knowing falsity or reckless disregard for the truth). A private individual must only prove negligence (not using due care) to collect compensatory damages. In order to collect punitive damages, all individuals must prove actual malice. The definition of "public figure" has varied over the years.

Deadset, you should become a comedian because you are fucking HILARIOUS!

hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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