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Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 02:52 PM

Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 02:55 PM

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 02:56 PM

Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on!

I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked.

I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads.
ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me......

When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind.

Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE!

ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one.

I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.

alexg · 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM

who's the "professional hockey player"?

RuthB · 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on!

I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked.

I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads.
ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me......

When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind.

Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE!

ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one.

I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.

Franck.. I love how you use the language there... nice!

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth

Franck.. I love how you use the language there... nice!

I didnt write that :/

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 03:02 PM

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Chanel...e_Homme__66494

Man, read those reviews there with titles like:

Babe Magnet

Turn Heads With Allure Homme

very allureing how can anyone resist

Women will swoon

assmunk · 09-02-2005, 03:07 PM

Please start more new threads....
Thank you.

ps. if you need to read 'user reviews' on the internet before buying a cologne...it's a sure sign you need to get out more...

RuthB · 09-02-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

I didnt write that :/

then I remove the compliment :P

Ramos · 09-02-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - .

DOes it get any more gay than this?

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth

then I remove the compliment :P

Hey i 'could' write something like this.

taibo · 09-02-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.

and this is why you searched this up.

Violetta · 09-02-2005, 03:33 PM

So there is hope for us all? Im gonna buy me one of those right away!

Dirty F · 09-02-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Im gonna buy me one of those right away!

Becareful with it. Dont get all excited and spray half the bottle on you. That stuff is really strong.

Dirty F · 09-07-2005, 08:55 AM

So did anyone actually try it?

Nylz · 09-07-2005, 08:57 AM

allure is great

ssp · 09-07-2005, 08:57 AM

I love Allure. I've had it a few times.

Nylz · 09-07-2005, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Becareful with it. Dont get all excited and spray half the bottle on you. That stuff is really strong.

ssp · 09-07-2005, 08:57 AM

Another way to hide your uglyness:

Nylz · 09-07-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

who's the "professional hockey player"?

Franck is a professional hockey player

Jollyjoe · 09-07-2005, 09:08 AM

What if you are already good looking, does it enhance your good looks already?
jk

CherryLipsRosa · 09-07-2005, 09:09 AM

Reading this made me smell it through my screen lol i guess i need my morning coffee!

spongemonkey · 09-07-2005, 09:20 AM

I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

ssp · 09-07-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spongemonkey

I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

Dirty F · 01-12-2008, 05:06 PM

Bump bump.

Just bought a new bottle today.

Honestly, without BS, everybody loves this stuff. Girls will tell their gf to take a sniff in your neck because it smells so good and guys will ask you where you bought it.

I could do without the 2nd part though. Anyway, it's truly fucking good.

Dvae · 01-12-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Buy this, it will hide your uglyness a bit. Seriously.

Speaking of ugly fuckers

CDSmith · 01-12-2008, 05:32 PM

Haven't tried this one yet, but have been using Club Med - MY OCEAN by Coty, cologne for men

for quite some time now, and every time I wear it I get compliments. Looked up a few reviews online a while back and all were very favorable.

It's not the most expensive scent but it smells like it is.

NosMo · 01-12-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

DOes it get any more gay than this?

Nope. lol

NosMo

baddog · 01-12-2008, 06:06 PM

allure for men? why do you want men?

Phil · 01-12-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz

Franck is a professional hockey player

this gay shit should NOT be called HOCKEY!

Casa Nova · 01-12-2008, 06:35 PM

I use Sexual, It's honestly such a great cologne, I'm gonna check out Allure though..

candyflip · 01-12-2008, 06:45 PM

I got a bottle of something I don't like for Christmas. Now I know what to return it for.

.~. · 01-12-2008, 06:57 PM

Attention Ugly fuckers

and Fat fuckers

and Ugly Fat fuckers

- cologne will not help you at all!

Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness.

Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.

DeadFidel · 01-12-2008, 11:04 PM

This works for me, and I am an ugly fucker

raven1083 · 01-12-2008, 11:17 PM

thats a pretty nice tip for the ugly fuckers

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-12-2008, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

Attention Ugly fuckers

and Fat fuckers

and Ugly Fat fuckers

- cologne will not help you at all!

Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness.

Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.

did you see the unedited pic of dirty f?

I swear by god that is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

sorta looks like this guy

CyberHustler · 01-12-2008, 11:18 PM

I wear CK1

Damian_Maxcash · 01-12-2008, 11:35 PM

Allure was my choice before I found Guerlain Heritage.

David! · 01-12-2008, 11:36 PM

loreen · 01-13-2008, 04:48 AM

I use Chanel - Coco Mademoiselle but sometimes it feels too heavy on my skin. Exactly the "candy smell" is what turns me off. Chance (from Chanel also) is even more candy-er, lol.

But I'd always go for an Escada parfume or Christan Dior's - J'adore

hjnet · 01-13-2008, 05:01 AM

I've no idea about that stuff, I've always taken a girl with me to buy me something that smells good

But the next time I'm gonna try that stuff, I could need some help to get laid

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Open the bottle and just smell the cologne ALLURE and you will be taken to a place mostly synonymous with elegance, style, and intimate rapture! Sometimes I think I am an Italian Armani runway model just spraying this stuff on! I wasn't expecting much when I approached ALLURE at the counter the first time, since Chanel was mostly a woman's brand name. But once I got to try the tester, I was hooked. I tend to prefer colognes with a sweet edge to them, give people a pleasant experience when interacting with me, and that always manage to turn a few heads. ALLURE is definitely better than phermones as I usually have a few people always follow me...... When I smell ALLURE, I smell something sweet first - as if smelling cotton candy, then there comes in an earthy touch and spicy touch reminiscent of Old Spice. The rest is dreamy concoctions of a romantic night on the town eating at 5 star restaurants, dancing the night away, and going to be with the one I love. Powerful stuff! I certainly think this cologne would compliment any well-dressed man with mischevious intentions in mind. Chanel also makes a few other men's colognes, Platinum and Egoist (spelling). I think I liked Egoist as a second runner up. It's a great alternative to ALLURE as it isn't sweet but it doesn't ALLURE! ALLURE is certainly alluring. So much so, you'll end up purchasing it for yourself or your loved one. I think it would be great for any gift-giving occasion.

09-02-2005, 03:02 PM	#7
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Chanel...e_Homme__66494 Man, read those reviews there with titles like: Babe Magnet Turn Heads With Allure Homme very allureing how can anyone resist Women will swoon

09-07-2005, 08:55 AM	#15
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So did anyone actually try it?

09-07-2005, 08:57 AM	#17
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	I love Allure. I've had it a few times.

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Jollyjoe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 300	What if you are already good looking, does it enhance your good looks already? jk

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09-07-2005, 09:20 AM	#23
spongemonkey Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 199	I prefer Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.

01-12-2008, 05:06 PM	#25
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Bump bump. Just bought a new bottle today. Honestly, without BS, everybody loves this stuff. Girls will tell their gf to take a sniff in your neck because it smells so good and guys will ask you where you bought it. I could do without the 2nd part though. Anyway, it's truly fucking good.

01-12-2008, 05:32 PM	#27
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Haven't tried this one yet, but have been using Club Med - MY OCEAN by Coty, cologne for men for quite some time now, and every time I wear it I get compliments. Looked up a few reviews online a while back and all were very favorable. It's not the most expensive scent but it smells like it is. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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01-12-2008, 06:57 PM	#33
.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	Attention Ugly fuckers and Fat fuckers and Ugly Fat fuckers - cologne will not help you at all! Cologne only draws attention to your Ugliness and your Fatness. Some people were just not meant to have sex with the opposite sex. Accept your position in this world and go with it. Skinny Ugly dudes love to hook up with Fat dudes and so on.

01-12-2008, 11:04 PM	#34
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CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,197	I wear CK1

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loreen myadultdesign.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 12,558	I use Chanel - Coco Mademoiselle but sometimes it feels too heavy on my skin. Exactly the "candy smell" is what turns me off. Chance (from Chanel also) is even more candy-er, lol. But I'd always go for an Escada parfume or Christan Dior's - J'adore __________________ Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio My logo portfolio: PornLogos.com

01-13-2008, 05:01 AM	#41
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	I've no idea about that stuff, I've always taken a girl with me to buy me something that smells good But the next time I'm gonna try that stuff, I could need some help to get laid