Full TGP site designs starting @ $75 - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 01-14-2008, 06:15 PM

I'm looking to build my portfolio up with some more tgp designs.

I can give you a basic design, with custom header, recip button, and unlimited revisions for $75. If you want a toon in the design I can do that too, but it would be best to icq me for a specific quote for your project.

Some recent tgp designs:

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/sweet/
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/dom/

Icq me for orders and info!

35534250

MetaMan · 01-14-2008, 06:28 PM

i am sorry Headless but you are not a designer.

dropped9 · 01-14-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

that is some great work headless. i'm ording a site right now!

thanks man!!!!

Kick Ass Chat · 01-15-2008, 02:44 AM

Bump for a designer that needs work...

Oracle Porn · 01-15-2008, 02:47 AM

what meta said

although the cartoon is ok

Vick! · 01-15-2008, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/dom/

nice one

Emil · 01-15-2008, 05:36 AM

$75 isn't bad for 15-20 minutes of work.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil

$75 isn't bad for 15-20 minutes of work.

I always admire people who have 0 clue about the job and how they make assumptions on how to best complete it.

wdforty · 01-15-2008, 05:04 PM

Not worth 75 imo.

What is the point of using a plain image like this (http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg) as a background. It increases loading time and is just.. well... lazy.

You even have 3 or 4 different ones through out the page.... See what I'm getting at here?

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_27.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_33.jpg

A tgp/mgp should be designed to load as fast as damn possible.

Not trying to be a bitch or anything, but you should learn some html/css.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

Not worth 75 imo.

What is the point of using a plain image like this (http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg) as a background. It increases loading time and is just.. well... lazy.

You even have 3 or 4 different ones through out the page.... See what I'm getting at here?

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_27.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_33.jpg

A tgp/mgp should be designed to load as fast as damn possible.

Not trying to be a bitch or anything, but you should learn some html/css.

Actually it is you who should learn a thing or two about html. If you have half a clue you would know that those images are to be removed and replaced with a html call "#000000" and then the scripts code should be placed there so that the thumbs can load in place properly.

But obviously you were looking to take a jab at me and just fell flat on your face.

No appology needed n00b.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 05:13 PM

And you actually call yourself a designer?

Looks like you've never designed a tgp before...

oh btw... those images are also only 13k... IDIOT

BradM · 01-15-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

And you actually call yourself a designer?

Looks like you've never designed a tgp before...

oh btw... those images are also only 13k... IDIOT

13k loaded 1 million times a day = ??

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

13k loaded 1 million times a day = ??

And why would they load if they are replaced with code?

wdforty · 01-15-2008, 05:25 PM

Haha, are you always this angry or did I a nerve?

So let me get this straight, you're actually saying the client has to clean up your shitty code after you hand the design over to him? Oh, ok then, carry on.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

Haha, are you always this angry or did I a nerve?

So let me get this straight, you're actually saying the client has to clean up your shitty code after you hand the design over to him? Oh, ok then, carry on.

Who's angry? Not I.

And no, I am saying that you are picking at straws just to rip my design special on tgp sites.

Go shit in someone else's thread.

WarChild · 01-15-2008, 05:29 PM

Ever notice that the good designers are booked up sometimes months in advance and rarely if ever at all spam GFY?

You, on the other hand, are always crawling around here looking for new clients.

Things that make you go "Hmmmm.".

wdforty · 01-15-2008, 05:29 PM

And what about your other design with the gradient?

You have tons of the same images doing the same thing.

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_10.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_28.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_30.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_35.jpg

How is the client supposed to expand the height of the table when you have a fixed gradient image in there?

How much work does the client have to do to get these things ready to use? Isn't that your job?

wdforty · 01-15-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Who's angry? Not I.

And no, I am saying that you are picking at straws just to rip my design special on tgp sites.

Go shit in someone else's thread.

I'm not trying to rip your special (it means nothing to me, I'm booked for a while)..
I haven't been on GFY in a while, saw your thread and just thought I'd give you some advice. You're the one getting hostile.

Anyway, do what you will, all I'm saying if I didn't know what I was doing and I received a design like either of those samples I'd have to hire another designer just to fix the thing up.

john_63 · 01-15-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

And what about your other design with the gradient?

You have tons of the same images doing the same thing.

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_10.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_28.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_30.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_35.jpg

How is the client supposed to expand the height of the table when you have a fixed gradient image in there?

How much work does the client have to do to get these things ready to use? Isn't that your job?

they are only 28k.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

And what about your other design with the gradient?

You have tons of the same images doing the same thing.

http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_10.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_28.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_30.jpg
http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...ges/dom_35.jpg

How is the client supposed to expand the height of the table when you have a fixed gradient image in there?

How much work does the client have to do to get these things ready to use? Isn't that your job?

And this isn't picking at straws?

I am not going to entertain your lame ass attempts to ridicule my designs any further after this last post.

What I will say is, how do you know what my client wants to do with the height of his tables?

YOU DON'T.

Like I said, it's one thing to point out simple mistakes or errors. Its another to dig at straws to shit on someone.

You sir are attempting to shit in my thread.

wdforty · 01-15-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

And this isn't picking at straws?

I am not going to entertain your lame ass attempts to ridicule my designs any further after this last post.

What I will say is, how do you know what my client wants to do with the height of his tables?

YOU DON'T.

Like I said, it's one thing to point out simple mistakes or errors. Its another to dig at straws to shit on someone.

You sir are attempting to shit in my thread.

So 3 months from now client wants to add another row or column of thumbs to his site. But wait, he can't! You call this picking at straws? I'd say it's one of the top things I look for in a TGP design.

You could have taken my advice two ways: 1. learn from it, improve for next time. 2. act the way you did and remain ignorant on the subject.

Anyway, good luck with the special.

dropped9 · 01-15-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdforty

So 3 months from now client wants to add another row or column of thumbs to his site. But wait, he can't! You call this picking at straws?
.

No I call it doing exactly what my client wants because he is paying the bill. Not some idiot on gfy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdforty

You could have taken my advice two ways: 1. learn from it, improve for next time. 2. act the way you did and remain ignorant on the subject.

Anyway, good luck with the special.

Next time you give advice maybe you should try not to attack anyone unless you know wtf you are talking about.

wdforty · 01-16-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Next time you give advice maybe you should try not to attack anyone unless you know wtf you are talking about.

*sigh* if you really can't see what I'm talking about you shouldn't be designing websites in the first place.

DamageX · 01-16-2008, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

And you actually call yourself a designer?

Looks like you've never designed a tgp before...

Looks like you truly are an idiot... Tim was already designing TGP's back when you were running MaxCashLive into the ground.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-16-2008, 04:13 AM

You people are fucking no class animals...

Looks like a sweet deal Headless I am sure some guys will pick ya up

Everytime i look at your work it gets better.

Ya have come a long way from funny animated banners for 10 bucks;)
Keep cruzin bro ya are doing fine

Emil · 01-16-2008, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

I always admire people who have 0 clue about the job and how they make assumptions on how to best complete it.

Uhh, just use Blending Options in photoshop, 2-5 minutes later you're done with the text, because you can use the same layerstyle over and over again.

Then use the gradient tool to make the background for the table you're using.
That can't take more than 2-3 minutes to get it right.

And the sections in the table, you do probably just add a rectangle and use Blending Options again and then cut it up. ~7 minutes?

IF you made the dude with the computer pic, then it might be worth $75, but I really doubt you made that one. ( http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/dom/ )

And then we have the HTML-code. It does not take many minutes to insert a table and put the pictures in.

01-14-2008, 06:15 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Full TGP site designs starting @ $75 I'm looking to build my portfolio up with some more tgp designs. I can give you a basic design, with custom header, recip button, and unlimited revisions for $75. If you want a toon in the design I can do that too, but it would be best to icq me for a specific quote for your project. Some recent tgp designs: http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/sweet/ http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/done/dom/ Icq me for orders and info! 35534250

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wdforty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,824	Not worth 75 imo. What is the point of using a plain image like this (http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg) as a background. It increases loading time and is just.. well... lazy. You even have 3 or 4 different ones through out the page.... See what I'm getting at here? http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_17.jpg http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_27.jpg http://www.notanotherdesigner.com/do...itled-2_33.jpg A tgp/mgp should be designed to load as fast as damn possible. Not trying to be a bitch or anything, but you should learn some html/css. __________________ icq 157542142

01-14-2008, 06:28 PM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i am sorry Headless but you are not a designer.

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	And you actually call yourself a designer? Looks like you've never designed a tgp before... oh btw... those images are also only 13k... IDIOT

01-15-2008, 05:25 PM	#14
wdforty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,824	Haha, are you always this angry or did I a nerve? So let me get this straight, you're actually saying the client has to clean up your shitty code after you hand the design over to him? Oh, ok then, carry on. __________________ icq 157542142

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