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MMA's Dream Fight - Fedor vs Randy!
One day it will happen, just not in the next few months. WHen it does, it will shatter records!
![]() I can see some moron getting drunk and starting a fight with these two unassuming guys. And getting the living shit kicked out of them!
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Yea not exactley the first 2 people I'd pick a bar fight with LOL
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I respect Randy - however Fedor is an ANIMAL
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Huge fan of Randy, huge fan of Fedor. Fedor will stomp Randys guts out.
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Sambo has one Champion. Fedor. BJJ is gay! and more effective!
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The fight will never happen, its just something MMA fans are going to have to accept...
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all around female champ Megumi Fujii trains Sambo. name me the BJJ champs please. if it was more effective I would see silva as champ, but its still ole russian boy FEDOR.
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MMA is the new WWF
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Heavyweight Randy Coture - Trains in BJJ Light Heavyweight Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Trains in BJJ Middleweight Anderson Silva - BJJ Black Belt Georges St. Pierre - BJJ Brown Belt Lightweight CHampion B.J. Penn - BJJ Black Belt I would say that you got owned. I'd go through other organizations, but it's pointless. Sambo has maybe a few fighters in MMA, even less who are champions. Give it up. You don't even train in it, so it must be because you are just russian.
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Name one one BJJ fighter that is capable to beat ferod right now? NONE.. PS: how can you have 2 champions in middle weight at the same time.. And how did St. Pierre manage to lose his title if his BJJ style was so superior to everyone else’s
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Sambo had the same amount of chance to shine in the early days as BJJ, Oleg Taktarov represented well. Still everyone learned BJJ, not Sambo. Quote:
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As for him loosing his title, he lost his title to Matt Serra, a BJJ BLACK BELT! ROFLMAO, it's like shooting fish in a barrel with you Camo, your ignorance about a sport you take great "PRIDE" in being an expert in is just appalling. Btw, St. Pierre is Champ again.
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When Fedor loses then we’ll talk. For now go on with “could’ve, would’ve riddle”.. half of the guys you listed here lost fights at one point of their carrier. Probably because BJJ is so fucking superior. Oh, and randys Wrestling style has nothing to do with winning. Its all because BJJ.. Please continue ms. Pulitzer.
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Randy Coture got subbed by BJJ Black Belt Enson Inoue at Vale Tudo Japan 1998 by arm bar while in Enson's guard. From that day on, Randy has trained exstensively in submission, notably BJJ. Randy's BJJ has become soo good since 10 years ago when he got subbed, he had a grappling match with JACARE, and tied him. JACARE is a legendary BJJ Black Belt.
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NEWS FLASH IDIOT... FEDOR HAS LOST. 27 wins 1 Loss Yer an idiot know it all, who just got owned by me... for like the 20th time.
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Royce Gracie came on the International Scene in 1993. Besides him, there was nobody. Royce spoke better english though, I bet. So two years of a head start, and BJJ PWNS Sambo. Is that what you are saying?! ![]() As for no Sambo schools before 1995, you are full of shit. There were probably more Sambo schools in the USA than BJJ schools before 1993. So, what's the problem, why didn't your Sambo take off? hahaha
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FEDOR LOST DUE TO A CUT. IT'S AN OFFICIAL RECORD. TKO DUE TO CUTS. TKO = CANNOT CONTINUE TO FIGHT ![]() ![]() ![]() It's like saying, "Hey, he got choked out, he didnt' tap out or give up or anything".
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Gay syndrome much? How often do you think and post about other men's cocks?
Nothing wrong with it, just an observation. I guess it's the best you can do when hit with MMA FACTS, and not your personal feelings on the subject.
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So much for your knowledge of the fight game.
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^^Actually fedor got the cut 30 seconds into the fight. Normally that would be considered a no contest, not a loss. But since it was a tournament fight, somebody had to go through the next round so they granted his opponent the TKO win. Fedor later rematched that guy and pummeled him to death, just to make a point. If you had seen the fight you would know that the guy kind of scratched him and they had to stop it because of the rules (he was bleeding out of his forehead, obscuring the vision). Nobody considers that a loss and it is only counted in his record because of the odd circumstances. So, essentially he is still undefeated.
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there we go. now you talking. He had no limbs, he wasn't in submission. You know its bullshit loss. Im talking about real loss. He destroyed Kohsaka in his rematch. When they stopped Nogueira fightv they made them fight again because everyone knew who fedor was. That early cut whas nothing but horseshit call and you know it.
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![]() Nonetheless, technicalities aside, it is listed officially as a LOSS. Fedor had another fight where he was cut, and that was ruled a NO CONTEST, that cut being even worse than the one he got against TK. Good too see another real fan of the fight game, and not another poseur like camokat who can only scream out "Fedor Rules J00" and thinks watching pride is some sort of testament of fact.
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aaahahahahahaha, that's hilarious.
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At times. I really hate the fucking lay and pray artists out there. But then again I love watching two serious BJJ guys go at it. Esp tournaments with no time limit. Or better yet I like a nice grappler, wrestler, ground and pounder vs a BJJ guy. Im a Jeff Monson fan, god damn he's a scary looking animal. Too short for a heavyweight though, but I digress.
![]() I could give two shits what you two are arguing about. Thats what I love about MMA, you get to see what happens when you put a great Muay Thai guy up against a BJJ practitioner, or whatever. In MMA who wants to be strictly any school anymore? Everyone seems to be moving to a more rounded approach. Just being a strictly stand up guy will get your ass taken to the ground and submitted, just being a ground artist will get you kicked in the face. Im stating the obvious. Ill shut up. |
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the worst is when an MMA fan gets drunks and starts to spout off how it is the hardest sport on earth.
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No, the worst is when Canadians cry about it.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That "other fight" was with Nogueira .. BJJ fighter that Fedor bitch slapped around in 3 different fights. I mentioned about it earlier.. But you had you head up your ass and didn't listen.
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Nope, I named others. And I’m sure there are plenty of others that “practice” Sambo.. Kinda like Randy “practice” BJJ.. Pure bread Greco-roman wrestler.. But spot him in BJJ facility, he becomes your fave.. You spent.. Talk to you next time
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great joke man, i mean i have NEVER heard it before, i mean it was HILARIOUS! you know what i like better then original jokes? is when someone else re uses a joke a million times, it it just funnier and funnier the closer it get to being used a million times.
i mean REALLY it is not like humour comes from being creative and original, it was soooo funny, i am crying over here. just hilarious! Now i am gonna have to use the "No, the worst is when (insert country here) cry about it" joke for the 1000001 time and i can gaurantee you it will be just as funny as the first time! ![]() |
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No, you are making excellent points! YOu won't find single styles much anymore, which was exciting back in the day. As for the argument, Camo just needs reality in his life. MMA training is striking (Muay Thai, Boxing), Wrestling (Greco, CACC, Freestyle), and Submission (BJJ). Those styles listed are the dominant ones trained by the majority of MMA fighters.
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Grapling is grapling, no matter what you call it. Submission wrestling, BJJ, Sambo and others kind of grapling arts all have something called an Armbar... guess what, it's sill a fucking arm bar no matter what you practice ! In St-Pierre's last fight he used a judo trip... Guess what ? He learned it from the canadian national wrestling team, not a judoka. Arts are crossing over, and 'the best thing' dosen't existed. What is more suited for your style does. If you look at credentials has an edge over Sambo, by a long stretch. Other then Fedor, Aleks and 2 other russian dudes, no one were succesfull in MMA from a sambo background. MMA as a whole evolves so rapidly, that it's separated itself from specific matial arts and become the ultimate form of martial arts in itself. |
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It's wasted on him Bro, but anyways, looking forward to rolling with you soon. ![]()
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The first time you started a piss with me on this, you said Sambo was older than BJJ. When I owned your ass you disappeared. Nowadays, you just ignore the facts and keep going on about how you get me spun up. ![]() ![]() ![]() BJJ is gay is about the best you can do.
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WWWOOHHHOOO! BJJ IS DA BEST!
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If you like chenese food, it makes you Chinese. randy Couture is a BJJ fighter. indeed..
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Look at his “owned” list.. http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/801947-seriously-pussyserver-master-daddy-christ.html If two of you combine your IQ- scores, deduct your egos you’d be at minus 100. Diapered? It was 1am.. Do you think I want to go over same shit over and over again and again? You own yourself with your stupidity… tell me more about Couture and his BJJ belts instead.. Common.. PS: BJJ is gay
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Fedor Trains Brazillian Jiu Jitsu!!!
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That was nice JJ in Nate Diaz's submission win :P
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