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TheSenator · 01-28-2008, 11:28 AM

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of Joe's medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. the air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so the can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the GreatDepression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

After work this evening, Joe plans to visit his father at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

Joe is happy to see his father, who is now retired and lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-28-2008, 11:29 AM

ll that was great !

BFT3K · 01-28-2008, 12:12 PM

Yeah, damn hippies!

Always trying to be so nice to each other... who needs em anyway?

Turn on Fucked Noise for the real facts - fair and balanced!

directfiesta · 01-28-2008, 12:20 PM

nice ...

L-Pink · 01-28-2008, 12:24 PM

Joe almost always votes Republican because the Democrats have a habit of shooting themselves in the foot when nominating someone for president.

TheSenator · 01-28-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Joe almost always votes Republican because the Democrats have a habit of shooting themselves in the foot when nominating someone for president.

HUh??

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 01:54 PM

If you think Democratic policies make a state a good place to live, then you really need to move to Rhode Island. ASAP! It is virtually a single party state, dominated by the Dems.

There you will find a workers paradise!!

The welfare benefits are the best in the country. Lots of poor people and illegal immigrants are flooding in to enjoy it.

The unions run the entire state. You will be very happy!

Corruption is rampant, electricity cost is sky high, insurance cost is sky high, and they have highest taxes in the country.

Please move there! They need more people, especially taxpayers.

The state is so wonderful that I moved out because I felt guilty about taking up space there when others could be enjoying it.

;)

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 01:55 PM

I forgot to mention that RI has a $600 million deficit.

directfiesta · 01-28-2008, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I forgot to mention that RI has a $600 million deficit.

You also forgot to mention the USA deficit ... damn democrats ....

D · 01-28-2008, 02:13 PM

Good post.

Partisanship for the sake of partisanship is silly.

EonBlue · 01-28-2008, 02:31 PM

The Democrat version (not written by me):

Quote:

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE DEMOCRAT

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffee pot with water to prepare his morning coffee. Joe can afford the coffee because corporate loving rich Republicans exported our jobs overseas with NAFTA and CAFTA.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications work because money-grubbing Republicans refuse to place price controls on drugs, thereby allowing pharmaceutical companies to earn enough money to pay for the extensive R&D and take the risks necessary to create miracle drugs. But the drugs still cost too much because government mandated health insurance has artificially increased the demand for medications with no one to police the prices, but that?s OK since Joe?s Bush-supporting bossman pays all but $10 of Joe's medications.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient, none of which are damaging to his skin because some animal-hating sadistic corporations paid some scientists to swab the shampoo in some poor rabbit?s eyes. Just for kicks.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some dollar-worshipping conservative developers built some nice houses with pretty yards 15 miles from the industrial sector of the city, and Joe drives his comfortable and affordable ?Japanese? car made in Georgia without the inflated cost of union labor, and Joe can stop on his way home to pick up a package of reasonably priced T-shirts at the evil Wal-Mart, instead of having to park his car and take a filthy subway to pay twice as much downtown.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because his parents instilled in him the value of hard work so he studied when he was in school and learned that he could get by just fine without relying on the government. Joe's employer pays these benefits because Joe's employer doesn't Joe?s a valuable employee and Joe?s employer doesn?t want him to go work for his competitor. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get another job pretty quick because he?s a self-starting go getter who has a lot of friends at church and from college that he can call to find more work.

It's noontime and Joe would need to make a bank deposit but doesn?t need to go to a bank because evil monopolist Bill Gates helped make computers useable to the general public and he can automatically pay bills thanks to the economies of scale of Bank of America or Wachovia installing the expensive equipment to allow Joe this convenience. While Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC, Joe doesn?t have to worry about Democrats in Congress pulling the rug out from under the real estate market again like they did in the 80s. At least Joe hopes they learned their lesson.

Joe pays a low rate mortgage because Americans voted for that war monger Ronald Reagan in 1980 and Bill Clinton had the good sense to reappoint Alan Greenspan. And Joe can afford a nicer home, not only just because of the low mortgage rates, but also because he gets to keep more of his hard earned money because Republican Presidents in the 1980s and in 2001 cut his taxes.

After work this evening, Joe plans to visit his father at his farm home in the country that Joe?s dad still owns because his landed-gentry Republican County Commissioners have refused to steal his land in the name of a higher tax base.

Joe gets in his car for the drive because the government added additional lanes to the local highways that people actually use instead of throwing money away on a regional rail system that studies project people would little use. Joe gets to his house in record time because death-loving Republicans allow you to go 65 and 70 mph, and you can because pollution loving Republicans don?t make you plug your car in overnight so you can drive for 2 hours at a maximum speed of 20 mph.

Joe arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house, but he doesn?t because when his grandparents moved to the United States they learned to speak English and didn?t spend their time complaining about how the government wasn?t doing enough for them. The house didn't have electricity until some military-industrial power company plopped a big ol? nuclear power plant over by the river.

Joe is happy to see his father, so they go to the local bar and enjoy a beer and a cigar, where Joe?s dad tells him that if the estate tax is repealed, Joe can keep the farm in the family for a fourth generation and won?t have to sell it to pay the taxes.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on NPR. The reporters keep telling stories about how bad corporations only care about profit and that higher taxes will allow the government to ?invest? in our future. They don?t mention that the beloved Democrats have vilified the very people who have provided us jobs, good and services from their small businesses and big companies.

Joe agrees: "Those evil corporations don?t care about the little guy, all they want is to pay their executives huge salaries and steal oil from the middle east. Why can?t we be like Europe where we can work 30 hour weeks and get a month vacation? Bastard rich people only care about themselves."

EonBlue · 01-28-2008, 02:32 PM

Another one (also not by me):

Quote:

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE DEMOCRAT

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. He can only afford to drink four ounces a day because his tree-hugging governor raised the sales tax for the fifth time in four years to pay for gov't run Daycare, the Playboy channel for incarcerated sex-offenders, free needle-exchange programs, social services for illegal aliens, and condom-vending machines in preschool.

But he savors every drop, for next year he'll only be permitted to buy decaffeinated coffee because FDA testing found that force-feeding lab rats 20 gallons of coffee per day raised their cancer rate by .0003% per thousand.

With his first swallow of water, he rations his daily intake of medication. He can't afford all his meds because some stupid commie liberal ambulence-chaser drove pharmaceutical costs through the roof with frivolous law suits.

His meds are subsidized by his employer's medical plan because some liberal closed shop union workers fought their employers in order to garnish employee wages so that Joe would labor under the illusion that someone else is picking up the tab when in fact his employer is reaching into Joe's own back pocket.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is unsafe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for limited liability laws so that if anyone dies of food poisoning, the meat packing industry will pay a fine and pass the cost on to the customer.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient because some crybaby liberal thought that he was too stupid to know that imbibing a pint of shampoo might be harmful to his health.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. Joe begins to cough, choke, and gasp for breath because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for passage of the Kyoto treaty, allowing Third World countries to contaminate the world air supply with carbon monoxide.

Joe doesn't dare go out at night because some environmentalist wacko liberal lawmaker forbad the spraying or draining of malarial swamps.

Joe lost his first home to wildfire because some environmentalist wacko liberal lawmaker forbad the thinning old growth forrest land.

His dad used to take the train to work. But when the Federal highway system destroyed our once-magnificent train system, Joe had to resort to the filthy, crime-ridden subway system because some fancy-pants liberal fought to disarm law-abiding citizens so that street gangs could mug commuters, then cop a plea based on post-traumatic slavery disorder.

Joe begins his work day. Joe's dad used to support his family at a middle class lifestyle on a single income. But it now takes two or three incomes to do the work of one because liberal bureaucrats drove up the cost of doing business through overregulation and usurious corporate taxation.

If Joe gets bored with his job, he can fake an injury and collect workman's comp., retiring to the slopes of Aspen to recuperate because some stupid liberal didn't think that employees might try to bilk the system.

It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal thought that financial institutions should be able to defraud their customers and then file for bankruptcy, thereby shielding the pension and severance pay of board members while sticking the taxpayer with the tab.

Joe has to pay his federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided to subsidize college education so that universities, freed from competitive pressure, no longer had to keep tuition costs down.

Joe had the GPA and SAT scores to get into Harvard, but he had to settle for a community college because racial quotas kept him out while admitting inner city students who couldn't read or write, but had mastered multiple techniques of fitting a condom in high school sex-ed.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. He has to practice defensive driving because some America-hating liberal had alcoholism classified as a legally-protected disease and disability.

He arrives at his boyhood home. The countryside used to be a quiet, leisurely, pristine place to live until the Federal highway system and force bussing overran the bucolic countryside with suburban sprawl as urbanites fled the cities.

His family used to live off the land, in harmony with nature, until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification, powered by fossil fuel consumption.

He is happy to see his dad. Dad will be the last generation to retire on Social Security because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberals regularly raided the SS trust-fund to subsidize social programs, instead of allowing workers to invest their own earnings in compound interest-bearing accounts.

Joe's Dad was forced into early retirement, without a pension, because some
environmentalist wacko liberal discovered a snail-darter in the cooling system of the local nuclear plant, where his dad used to work.

Joe's uncle used to be a cattle rancher until he was driven out of business because some environmentalist wacko liberal lawmaker kept him from shooting wolves that preyed on his livestock.

Joe's cousin used to work at the local lumber mill until he was laid off because some environmentalist wacko liberal discovered a spotted owl on timber land.

Joe's relatives used to receive assistance from the local chapter of the Salvation Army until it had to close its doors because some liberal civil libertarian sued it for refusing to offer domestic partnership benefits to all its employees.

Wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberals also invented a Constitutional right to an abortion, resulting in 45 million fewer workers to support the retirees.

In addition, wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberals promoted SS so that no able-bodied, adult child should ever be saddled with the onerous burden of caring for the elderly parents who devoted the best years of their lives caring for them when they were young and helpless.

Finally, wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberals lobbied for involuntary euthanasia so that burdensome parents can be put out of their children's misery.

As the day ends, Joe reflects on his nation, his liberties and his freedoms. He is free because conservative cold warriors kept commie lefty Liberals from unilaterally disarming America.

Joe resents having to be so dependent on gov't goods and services, but since he didn't ask for it, since--indeed--it was imposed on him anyway, against his will, and forcibly deducted from his hard-earned wages, the only way he can recoup a fraction of his losses is to play the hand he's been dealt--even if the deck is stacked against him.

But given a choice, he refuses to a vote for a Massachusetts liberal who was drafted; who tried to dodge the draft by requesting an education deferment to study in Paris; who volunteered for the Naval reserves (when his deferment was denied) to duck active duty service; who gamed the three-purple-hearts-and-your-out policy by writing up his own glowing after-action reports about his self-inflicted flesh-wounds; who, after receiving a dishonorable discharge, laid the groundwork for a successful political career by slandering his comrades-in-arms; who eventually ran for president on the platform that he served honorably in a dishonorable war; and who angrily denounced a war he authorized.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on NPR. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are good and right-wingers are bad. He doesn't mention that the beloved liberals have fought for the infringement of every freedom that Joe's old man used to enjoy and take for granted

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Fap · 01-28-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

HUh??

What are you huhing about? John Kerry?

tony286 · 01-28-2008, 02:37 PM

The republican one is very true the joe democrat is sour grapes and most listen to the pundits as gospel and vote against their own interests.Its very sad.

notoldschool · 01-28-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I forgot to mention that RI has a $600 million deficit.

TheSenator · 01-28-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

The republican one is very true the joe democrat is sour grapes and most listen to the pundits as gospel and vote against their own interests.Its very sad.

The Joe Democrat one doesn't even make sense.

Republican get all knotted up like a sphincter when you point out the truth.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

You also forgot to mention the USA deficit ... damn democrats ....

You forgot to mention that the national deficit is largely from the Iraq war, which will produce long term benefits. A democratic Iraq is a very good thing in the long run, for both the Middle East and the world.

The government corruption, welfare fraud, and other pillaging in RI won't ever help our society.

baddog · 01-28-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

You forgot to mention that the national deficit is largely from the Iraq war, which will produce long term benefits. A democratic Iraq is a very good thing in the long run, for both the Middle East and the world.

Were you able to type that without laughing?

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

YOU CAN THANK THE REPUBLICAN PRODUCT LIABILITY LAWYERS FOR THAT.

YOU CAN ALSO THANK BIG PHARMA FOR KEEPING OUT THE TAINTED MEDS FROM CHINA AND PAKISTAN.

All but $10 of Joe's medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

YOU CAN THANK THE PUBLIC SECTOR UNIONS FOR HIGH PROPERTY TAXES, CONFLICTS OF INTEREST, AND CORRUPTION.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. the air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

YOU GET A BETTER DEAL AS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN BECAUSE YOU GET ALL THE BENEFITS BUT YOU PAY NOTHING INTO THE SYSTEM. THE ONLY PEOPLE HURT ARE THE MIDDLE CLASS.

Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

JOE PAYS ALOT OF UNION DUES, BUT HE DOESN'T GET MUCH BACK. BUT THE UNION BOSSES LIVE LIKE FAT CATS.

IF JOE IS HURT HE IS BEST TO CALL HIS REPUBLICAN LAWYER.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so the can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the GreatDepression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

After work this evening, Joe plans to visit his father at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

Joe is happy to see his father, who is now retired and lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

SOCIAL SECURITY MAY NOT BE AROUND FOR OUR GENERATION. PRIVATIZATION IS MORE SECURE.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

PS
ALWAYS THANK LIBERALS FOR YOUR HIGH TAXES.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 03:26 PM

This is a fun one too:

The Mob That Whacked Jersey

How rapacious government withered the Garden State

http://www.city-journal.org/html/16_2_new_jersey.html

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

This is a fun one too:

The Mob That Whacked Jersey

How rapacious government withered the Garden State

http://www.city-journal.org/html/16_2_new_jersey.html

If you enjoyed that one, then you will enjoy this one too:

The Conspiracy Against the Taxpayers

http://www.city-journal.org/html/15_4_taxpayers.html

xmas13 · 01-28-2008, 03:27 PM

GOP forever.

tony286 · 01-28-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

PS
ALWAYS THANK LIBERALS FOR YOUR HIGH TAXES.

Your boy W gave tax cuts and I dont see the economy doing well.

xmas13 · 01-28-2008, 03:35 PM

"Republicans are true Americans, Democrats are fake Europeans". Quoting myself.

GregE · 01-28-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Were you able to type that without laughing?

It's a wonder Halbucks could type anything given what he's been putting in his pipe.

TheSenator · 01-29-2008, 05:51 AM

"Joe Republican" house is on fire. The local fire department shows up and saves his house. FILL IN THE BLANK

TheSenator · 01-29-2008, 10:47 AM

Republicans have battered wife's syndrome!

WarChild · 01-29-2008, 10:55 AM

See how nicely you fit in to the groups you're told to belong to? TheSenator, the great liberal defender of Democracy and Daddyhalbucks, the staunch righteous conservative!

"They shout and curse, stabbing wildly; more brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs...they do their part. "

Truth be told, you're both clowns.

TheSenator · 01-29-2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

See how nicely you fit in to the groups you're told to belong to? TheSenator, the great liberal defender of Democracy and Daddyhalbucks, the staunch righteous conservative!

"They shout and curse, stabbing wildly; more brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs...they do their part. "

Truth be told, you're both clowns.

You my freng sound sour.

TheSenator · 02-07-2008, 11:32 PM

How many Republicans are there on this board?

01-28-2008, 11:28 AM	#1
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,334	* Joe Republican ** Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of Joe's medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. the air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so the can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the GreatDepression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. After work this evening, Joe plans to visit his father at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. Joe is happy to see his father, who is now retired and lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have." __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

01-28-2008, 12:20 PM	#4
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,600	nice ... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

01-28-2008, 01:54 PM	#7
DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	If you think Democratic policies make a state a good place to live, then you really need to move to Rhode Island. ASAP! It is virtually a single party state, dominated by the Dems. There you will find a workers paradise!! The welfare benefits are the best in the country. Lots of poor people and illegal immigrants are flooding in to enjoy it. The unions run the entire state. You will be very happy! Corruption is rampant, electricity cost is sky high, insurance cost is sky high, and they have highest taxes in the country. Please move there! They need more people, especially taxpayers. The state is so wonderful that I moved out because I felt guilty about taking up space there when others could be enjoying it. ;) __________________ Boner Money

01-28-2008, 01:55 PM	#8
DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	I forgot to mention that RI has a $600 million deficit. __________________ Boner Money

01-28-2008, 02:13 PM	#10
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Good post. Partisanship for the sake of partisanship is silly. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

01-28-2008, 11:29 AM	#2
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	ll that was great !

01-28-2008, 12:12 PM	#3
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Yeah, damn hippies! Always trying to be so nice to each other... who needs em anyway? Turn on Fucked Noise for the real facts - fair and balanced!

01-28-2008, 12:24 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Joe almost always votes Republican because the Democrats have a habit of shooting themselves in the foot when nominating someone for president.

01-28-2008, 02:37 PM	#14
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	The republican one is very true the joe democrat is sour grapes and most listen to the pundits as gospel and vote against their own interests.Its very sad.

01-28-2008, 03:26 PM	#20
DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	This is a fun one too: The Mob That Whacked Jersey How rapacious government withered the Garden State http://www.city-journal.org/html/16_2_new_jersey.html __________________ Boner Money

01-28-2008, 03:27 PM	#22
xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	GOP forever. __________________ ICQ 557504926

01-28-2008, 03:35 PM	#24
xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	"Republicans are true Americans, Democrats are fake Europeans". Quoting myself. __________________ ICQ 557504926 Last edited by xmas13; 01-28-2008 at 03:36 PM..

01-29-2008, 05:51 AM	#26
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,334	"Joe Republican" house is on fire. The local fire department shows up and saves his house. FILL IN THE BLANK __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

01-29-2008, 10:47 AM	#27
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,334	Republicans have battered wife's syndrome! __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

01-29-2008, 10:55 AM	#28
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	See how nicely you fit in to the groups you're told to belong to? TheSenator, the great liberal defender of Democracy and Daddyhalbucks, the staunch righteous conservative! "They shout and curse, stabbing wildly; more brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs...they do their part. " Truth be told, you're both clowns. __________________ .

02-07-2008, 11:32 PM	#30
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,334	How many Republicans are there on this board? __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005