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"Bumfights" in my office building
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Our offices are downtown, and these two fucking bums keep sneaking into the basement of the building to sleep. Needless to say, they stink. Like death... The weather here in scandinavia is getting pretty cold already, so I guess they are looking for someplace warm to sleep. I notice one of them sleeping there today, I could have called security, but I was bored, so here goes: There's no hitting the snooze button on this one, bitch... Outside the building, wet and pissed off Here comes her "boyfriend", some bum that calls himself the "Captain" Stay tuned for more, the weather is getting colder by the day. |
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disturbing..
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You win the best post of the day!
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What city/country is that in?
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pretty sad
just wondering, what language were they exactly speaking? |
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That is some quality stuff!
I wanna see more!
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You should have thrown acid on them.
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I think that bitch may be from Finland, she has an awful accent.
I am not sure though, I am not from around here, so it's hard to tell. |
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Yes, i wish there were more good posts like this one. Nice office you got too!!!
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Yeah, looks like a nice new office building.
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Great thread!
Next time throw rocks at them from your window
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She also smells up the place, and gets VERY obnoxious when trying to wake her up. You ever smell death before? This "chick" comes very close. Besides, I dont really give a fuck, I hope it gives her phneumonia. Actually, post your adress, and I'll have that piece of human garbage on the first flight over. |
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Next time throw acid AND rocks at her!
I hate bums. I'm sure someone spent a few million $$$ building that office building you're in and what do they get for their effort? Fuckin bums stankin it up and sleeping in there! Die bums DIE!!!
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Rather than throwing water on a woman who has no home and is trying to stay warm and find a safe place to sleep, why don't you show some fucking maturity and talk to her a bit? Maybe she could answer phones for you. Maybe you could make a few phone calls and find her a shelter with beds and food so she's not sleeping in your entranceway.
Just because you've got money doesn't make you any better than her - and now we've got photographic proof that you are, in fact, on a much lower level than she is. |
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![]() Now I have heard it all, hahaha. "Maybe she could answer phones for you." I don't know what kind of business you run, but the people I do business with might get a little turned off by having a drunk retard answering the phone. You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Have you ever seen an actual bum? |
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sad dude,real sad... Even more sad is that you ran like a bitch,if you want to be a dick to somebody who is defensless at least have some balls when you do it
Usually I wouldn't give a fuck but I've seen people that I've ran thru in my years that had a perfect life and end up like that,doesnt take much to end up on the street... If I knew you wouldn't run away like a coward I would fly there right now and bust your ass...
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There is no excuse to be homeless in sweden. Dont they have high taxes and the govt takes care of the poor?
Throw feces on them next if they did not get the message!
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It is amazing how accurate that cup of water was..
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laugh it up dude,if you have seen any of my posts on here you would see I REALLY don't give a fuck about morals or treating people with respect when they don't deserve it but even being the cock that I am I wouldn't pull stunts like that.Could happen to anybody...
Nobody said you have to be nice to poor people,just don't treat them like shit,I'm sure it's hard enough...Now come here and let me kill you with a tack hammer
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Bums used not to bother me. Then we opened our office in Vancouver you they are fucking everywhere. Many of them are screwed up on drugs/booze and steal to support their habit. I say lock them all up on an island somewhere where they can panhandle each other all day.
BTW, KingK, can I get a copy of that clip for Bum Circus, or new lease product?
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re: nocostporn:
Nobody said you have to be nice to poor people,just don't treat them like shit,I'm sure it's hard enough... Well, it might keep her from coming back, though I suspect her learning curve might be going a bit slow. She has been thrown out at least 50 times by security, but just keeps coming back. There is no reasoning with her. Brad, you are right, there is no need to be homeless here. There are PLENTY of places to sleep. It's just that this place is downtown, and close to the state liqour store. If that little monster just sobered up for 5 seconds, she could have an apartment and money for the rest of her life from wellfare. "Sadly", an alcoholic that has progressed this far, has passed the point of no return. |
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Just goes to show you that homeless drunks are an international problem.
As is juvenile delinquency and rampant immaturity. Hey, I got a really cool idea. Why don't you set them on fire? Or do you save those for your private collection? |
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Lay off KingK, he has to be one of the kindest gay men I know.
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A rip-off artist like you should have more sympathy. Just think, that would be you if you had to try and think up an original webmaster program, lol. |
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I give back to society. For instance check out Bum CircusBum Circus.
We pay bums to entertain people, call me a humanitarian! Bobo, go back to reinventing the wheel while I make $.
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That was mean lol
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Brad, I have no doubt that you make more money than I do. in fact, you make a lot more.
All I'm saying is that if you really believe what you posted above, you're a jerkoff....and no amount of money can change that. |
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This is really sad.
Throwing water on a poor guy like that when he is sleeping...Yeah, it may be funny to some, but I find it very sad and tasteless. These people maybe down on their luck, but show some decency guys. Sure, some may be lazy, or not wanan work, or drug addicts, or what have you, but Their suffering enough as it is for their mishaps in life. No need to add to it like that. ![]() I don't wanna get in a argument here about wether they deserve it or not...The point here is you gotta treat people better then that, specially someone who hasent done anything to you...The poor guy was just trying to get some sleep and stay out of the cold. This really makes me sad.
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Well Metaform, one would wish somebody in Brad Shaw's financial position would be able to show a little more compassion to people much less fortunate than himself. Apparently he is and will probably always be a cocksucker. May he go the way of Amateur Beaver.
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Great stuff, KingK...
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BTW, I'm not saying I didn't get a chuckle out of the water toss. It was funny, I can't lie. But to suggest throwing rocks or other hard objects that can seriously hurt somebody is not funny.
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I was a jerk off when I was poor, I am a jerk off now that I have $100k in the bank. Anyone who knows me, knows I am one thing, CONSISTENT!
BTW, KIngK, you still coming over for Gay Pride in san fran?
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If you start letting one bum sleep in there, the next thing you know it will be 2, then 4, then eventually you'll have the whole place full of bums sleeping in there.
I doubt the guys that are posting about being compassionate about these bums would let a bum sleep in their home. I think its the same thing, if you found a homeless person sleeping in your kitchen, would you just let them stay there? Fuck no!
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KingK, thought we were sharing a suite with your other friend "Frank". I am broke, so that works out best for me.
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BTW, sure hope KK does not read this thread, she is sleeping on the couch with the 2lb terrorist puppy. Maybe I should hide her laptop. She thinks I am going on a business trip, she would be upset to find out I was going to gay pride again.
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