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aka K-Man
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Your Hypothetical List Of People You'd Kill....
I always said that if I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, in the last months I'd go on an assasination spree offing people who are guilty, but slipped through the justice system... I'm not saying anyone else here is as warped as my US Marine Corps brain is, but let's just HYPOTHECIALLY say you had the same idea, who would be on your list?
Mine (off the top of my head): OJ Simpson The Ramsy's Michael Jackson
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the main guy from TMZ Hugo chavez
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In no order:
KB The guy who leads that one country... A few personal people I know A few cops I know Anyone else who got in my way Now since we are speaking in hypotheticals, I would probably do more mass killings instead. Blowing up buildings, fight club style, but not empty ones. |
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i always wonder why this never happens - there are tens of thousands of people on the planet who know they are going to die within a short amount of time - you'd think some would do just what your crazy ass is thinking about, kill people who have screwed them during their lifetime, kill famous assholes like an OJ. people even when they have little to lose still behave pretty well.
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Oh... and I would kill as many Pedos as I could get my hands on. Would probably start my hunt in South East Asia and work outwards from there.
I'd also kill RUDE smokers as I come across them. |
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Nobody, they will die on they're own eventually...
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Just one - my ex-husband. But he's lived such a pathetic life that I think I'd rather just let him keep stewing in his own juices and not risk jail time.
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BACON BACON BACON
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i have alist...but wouldnt act on it..as it is not the end of something..rather the beginning
if you have someone on your list, they probably know about you and have told friends cousins brothers etc so when they die...you can expect someone to come callin not too mention the whining on gfy that would go on lol..i keed i keed |
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Probably you because of making this stupid thread...
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I think theres much better ways to spend your last days than a killing spree
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Hmmm, my list will take some time to complete ! brb
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XXXJay so I wouldn't be bored when I get down to Hell.
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Santa Clause because he never brings me nice presents
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Remember that episode of the Twilight Zone, where a couple gets a box with a button on it? If they press the button, some person they don't know will die, and they will win a million dollars. They agonize over it for days, and then finally one day, they press the button. They win a million, and the guy comes to take the box, and at the end of the episode shows him giving it to some people they don't know... classic!
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Just Du It
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I smell a deaththreat list coming/lawsuit!
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if i was going to die, i would travel and party. maxed out all my cards. who wants to spend their last days angry and bitter.
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I bet your family gets stiffed with the bills though...
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KB #1 ??? dude I agree he is a total useless Deuche but #1 to kill? hummm maybe punch in the face, but kill? wow I would think a trol;l Like Lars would be #1.....oh well. ![]() |
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Not a big fan of the whole idea of capitol punishment to begin with.
Though I could see taking a big dump on a few doorsteps. ![]()
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I try not to be angry at anyone instead I leave it up to karma - besides - I would rather live my last days with those I love than those I hate. If I wipe a few people off the earth, guaranteed there are a dozen more for any one I took out to take their place.
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