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#51 |
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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I was a professional killer and was paid to kill Nazis like Colin...
Colin you are too lucky I stopped working on it... How the fuck do you dare to open a thread asking to invade another country, you stupid fucking prick.. I hope someone invades your country and kills you... That will be fair, you fucking nazi.. how the fuck do you dare to open such threads.. I will advice everyone I know to stop promoting your shitty program you fucking nazi.. |
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#52 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I was a professional killer and was paid to kill Nazis like Colin...
Colin you are too lucky I stopped working on it... How the fuck do you dare to open a thread asking to invade another country, you stupid fucking prick.. I hope someone invades your country and kills you... That will be fair, you fucking nazi.. how the fuck do you dare to open such threads.. I will advice everyone I know to stop promoting your shitty program you fucking nazi.. |
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#53 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I have to admit I've never worked in fast food. I waited tables at two different places before I got married - that's as close I got to working "with food".
I remember when I went from being a video clerk at Kroger making $4 an hour to temp work with MCI at $6 an hour to permanent with MCI at $7.25 an hour within about a month. I thought I'd NEVER have to worry about money again ![]() |
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TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
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My first job was working as a dishwasher at a chinese restaraunt. Man, those fuckers were picky too! If they told me to mop that floor....there had better not been ONE SINGLE spot on it!
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#55 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 961
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if it was not clear, I'm talking about the fucking NAZI from COLIN FROM ADULTDATELINK MACH3 PROGRAM....
I repeat, COLIN FROM ADULTDATELINK MACH3 PROGRAM.... That fucking nazi supports invading other countries... everyone here stop promoting his known MACH3 program right now.... or you are either supporting his nazis ideas of invading other countries.... COLIN, form ADULTDATELINK MACH3 PROGRAM, I hope you die right now, you sucker. |
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#56 |
Just Du It
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Porn Meister
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When I was 14 I got a special card that allowed me to work during the summer helping the janitors clean the local elementary school. I *think* it was $1.75 an hour, paid every 2 weeks.
Another kid was doing it too, and evidently he stole a bunch of cassette tape recorders and stupid things and he blamed me for it when he got busted. So my mother and I had to go to the police station where they asked me dozens of questions and finally asked me something about a day my father picked us both up. Well, my mother started crying because my father had died 2 years prior. The detective closed the file, apologized and told us he knew I didnt do anything and they'd take care of the other kid and not to worry about it ever again. My first job someone tried to screw me.
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Paperboy with my brother when I was 11. No hourly pay that I can remember but this is how it went down.
My dad offered me $5 a week for doing my share of the household chores and I told him to keep his money. All I remember is knocking down about $30 to $40 a week. Enough cash to pimp my ride (bicycle) and buy my girlfriend anything she wanted. ![]() Good Times! ![]() _
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#59 |
Just Du It
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Your wages seem low... lets attach years with these jobs!
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My first (legal) job, back in '83, was in the construction industry, and my pay was room and board, which worked out to around $24/day.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Tube Titans, USA
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1986 for me
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Porn Meister
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1978 or very close to that for me.
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#63 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Away
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Mid 70's for my babysitting job, I started with MCI in 1985. I had several jobs in between though.
I'm also one of those strange people who's never been fired. I was laid off at MCI (which was great because I got 3 months severance pay and got a job within a couple of days that didn't start for a month) and I've unfortunately been there when 3 different companies have closed down. I was "fired" from a waitressing job because supposedly I had served someone who was underage but after an hour or so of finding out what happened several people backed up my story that I had carded and served the guy, then the girl came in when I was in the kitchen and started drinking the beer - just so happened the owner walked by right after the underage chick sat down. They called me asking me to come back but the fact that they didn't believe ME pissed me off so I told them to screw themselves ![]() |
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Location: Sacramento,CA
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First job - paper boy
First "real" job - Telemarketing at age 16. $7.00 + commission. I have some crazy stories from that telemarketing job. This was before *69 & caller ID. I was really good at the job and got lots of sales. I was always very polite as well. If someone didn't want to talk I was Ok with that, would say sorry to bug ya, and move on. BUT if they were rude to me on the phone I would hold on to the lead with all there info (name/address/phone number). Then at home me and my friends would crank call them. And we were BAD.... My girlfriend at the time was the best 1. She called a completely random number once, pretended to be a 4 yr home alone scared cause of parental neglect and then gave this random person the home address of one of my "telemarketing leads" so they can send the police over to check on the baby. 2. She called one of my leads once and talked to the Guys wife. "Hello is this Mrs. SoandSo? , Yes it is. Ok, my name is Jasmin and I just wanted to let you know I've been having a secret affiar with your husband, and now I'm pregannt and I thought you should know" I feel guilty now about it....but at the time it was hilarious. I get telemarketing calls non stop now....I think I cursed myself for life, lol. |
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#65 |
Pay to Cum
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Nor San Diego
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IBM was my first job, i'm not kiding.
my second job was making donuts though |
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#66 |
Hello world!
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Grocery store stock boy - $6.25/hr
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#68 |
OG
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I made $6 an hour doing farmwork. (circa early 1980's)
That was good coin per hour back then, but the work was hard.
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Just Du It
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#70 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Tube Titans, USA
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I read a book on guys like Lamis. It's called DSM IV.
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#71 |
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My first job was mowing lawns for neighbours.. Since then:
Resume writing Computer store (3 times) Painted houses Liquor Store (nights/stocking) Wrote for AllMusic.com Venture Capital firm Raised VC money (3 times) Bunch of websites and whatnot |
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If you weren't so "American first" and more "human" people would get along with you better Colin. Just my 2 cents.
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#73 |
hi
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My only "real" job was cleaning cars and narrow spaces in an office (where only kids could reach) for about $10/hr.
I was 14 or 15 years old. Made some good money back then ![]()
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#74 |
www.AdultCopywriters.com
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It was a video store helping ppl select movies. I forget how much the pay was, but you can imagine it was low.
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#75 |
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My first job was as a Dance Camp Instructor at my Dance studio. I was 14 and made $240 a week for 40 working hours...plus extra studio time.
My next job was selling shoes... no wonder Al Bundy had such an attitude that was the worst job ever! $6.85/hr plus commissions but I had to deal with feet which is definitely NOT my fetish. |
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#76 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Oh crap, I forgot about the telemarketing job and the Merry Go Round job I both had as a senior in HS. This was back before telemarketers were the most hated profession and I made kick ass commissions there and at the Merry Go Round job. The funny thing is that I was the top salesperson at MGR and never bought or wore one stitch of their clothing - I admit I was a spoiled kid who wore expensive clothes bought on Daddy's charge card, lol.
I can't remember what the hourly wage was for either job but I was making at least $200 a week in commissions at both. For a 16 year old in 78-79 that was a nice chunk of change ![]() |
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Hello. I'm looking for someone to talk to about adult industry. I am webmaster and I am in desperate need of some friends in industry. As of right now I have none. It would really make a big difference if I had some friends to discuss things with. Thanks so much!!!
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Wait! You're saying that resume writing is on your resume? You my friend, are pure genius LOL I absolutely love that! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#79 |
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Well, my first job was probably back around 1996. I did telemarketing for Olan Mills ad I think I got paid like $5 an hour? After that I had another telemarketing job and I made $6.50 an hour. Baller huh?
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Webcam model about 800 a week back in 2003. when the canadian exchange was fucking great.
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#81 |
So Fucking Banned
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#82 |
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My first real job I worked at a movie theater $4/hr.
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#83 |
Just Du It
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Damn you goes got hosed
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#84 |
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$0.25 a basket picking cherries on a farm when I was 6!!!
child labour...
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#85 |
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customer service in the university bookstore
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slinging weed to catholic school girls when i was in 9th grade = couple hundred bucks a week
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I was serving breakfast and was paid only by tips
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$15 - $30 a lawn.
mowed and edged.
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Jesus loves bacon
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not counting the paper route I had as a kid:
I was a paper stuffer for the newspaper - my job was to manually fold/tuck advertising inserts and insert them into the B section of the newspaper. Then when the A section came off the press, I stuffed B into A. Then I had to bundle everything for the newspaper carriers. paid a whopping $3.35 an hour
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I am an Alien from space
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I was 14 working in construction at $10/hour
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#91 |
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aka Jimmy James
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paperboy, 100% commission then pinboy in bowling alley, 5$/hr
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#93 |
It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Paper route as a kid that had to hit the steps no later than 6am or you get complaints, two complaints and your fired. You had to pay for all your supplies and the papers and then collect. After costs about 7.50 per customer if I recall.
At same time I also held down a lawn mowing/yard service. Averaged about 5.00 per lawn (10.00 if you count front and back). Consisted of mowing, edging, sweeping (no blowers at the time), cleaning up cat/dog shit, and some trimming/pruning for extra costs. Did about 30-40 yards a week. While doing those two above after school or in the evenings when it was summer vacation, holidays, or weekends I did door to door USA Today subscription sales. Ugly ass van would pick us (about 5-10 young kids), give us sample papers, drop us off at night at the end of some block and tell us they would pick us up two or three blocks away. I recall it was 15.00 to 20.00 per subscription sold plus like 5.00 per night for time. So guess that would be less than 2.00 per hour plus commission. If those do not count as "real jobs" and I bypass my porn on VHS rental service in highschool and jr high, I would have to say it was working at Olan Mills doing telemarketing selling photo packets. Minimum wage or commission whichever was higher. Commission rates could change by the day as it was up to higher up if they wanted or needed more bookings and when they did they would jack up the commission rates. Typically it was like 8.00 per sale though it could go as high as 22.00 per sale.
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mowing lawns for 25 cents a lawn
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Too old to care
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Working as a trainee chef and paid $10 a week.
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#96 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Florida
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banging the teacher for no detention
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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First actual job was babysitting $1 per hour per child.
First tax paying job was waitressing for $2.13/hour plus tips. The worst part is I'm almost certain thats still what they make 15+ yrs later. |
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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working for my dad when i was 9 years old for $5 a day handing him tools and keeping the customers kids out of his hair, i made $105 in 1 summer, i was rolling in the dough.
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Just Du It
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