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Old 02-14-2008, 09:51 AM   #1
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Thursday's Joke

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. "I want to marry your daughter". "Well, my boy you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter." "I'll do anything for my love" says the young man.

"You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go screw it." A little puzzled the boy says, "OK, anything for my love" On his return of doing his deed, he asks, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope." says the father, "See that goat over yonder? Well, Go screw it." Again the boy obliges and returns saying, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope. Not yet -- one more thing. See that pig in the sty? Well go to it." Once again he obliges and returns. This time the farmer is amazed at seeing this boy doing these deeds just to marry his daughter.

So the father finally tells the boy, "Now you can marry my daughter." To which the boy replies, "SCREW YOUR DAUGHTER, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:18 AM   #2
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Haha now thats funny
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Old 02-14-2008, 11:56 AM   #3
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LOL!
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:08 PM   #4
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Nice one.

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Old 02-14-2008, 12:11 PM   #5
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lol thats great
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:57 PM   #6
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:58 PM   #7
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Old 02-14-2008, 03:49 PM   #8
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Old 02-14-2008, 05:32 PM   #9
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Heh heh,that wasn't bad
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