Things not to do in a Home Office. ** Add to the List ** - GoFuckYourself.com

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 12:20 PM

Dont use cookies for paper weights.

You end up eating them, and then the papers are all over the floor.

Add yours.

02-20-2008, 12:23 PM

Don't stick your penis in the pencil sharpener.

2012 · 02-20-2008, 12:24 PM

don't let your "party guests" in there

L-Pink · 02-20-2008, 12:25 PM

Brag about girls you fucked.

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Don't stick your penis in the pencil sharpener.

I dont have a pencil sharpener because of that.

munki · 02-20-2008, 12:26 PM

don't forget to sleep...

Phoenix · 02-20-2008, 12:27 PM

dont let people come during office hours and convince you to drink or chill out

office hours are for work...if you let your friends think you can relax sometimes..they think it is always

Peaches · 02-20-2008, 12:27 PM

Don't put dog treats on your desk next to the cashews.

Don't forget to put some pants on before answering the door.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-20-2008, 12:29 PM

Lay your tossing towel across your keyboard. That is, unless it's already completely dried and encrusted. You also may want to remove the curly fries.

G-Rotica · 02-20-2008, 12:31 PM

Don't leave your system logged on.

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Don't put dog treats on your desk next to the cashews.

Don't forget to put some pants on before answering the door.

Did something happen that you want to tell us about?

2012 · 02-20-2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Don't forget to put some pants on before answering the door.

i save that for the Jehovah witnesses

Peaches · 02-20-2008, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Did something happen that you want to tell us about?

Well, I've eaten dog treats by accident and answered the door in tshirts and once in a towel

The guy who does my painting and grunt work (I call him my husband I don't have sex with, because I'm always finding little things I need done and make him a "Honey Do" list) has seen me less clothed than many guys I've dated.

D · 02-20-2008, 12:50 PM

Don't fax cookies.

As good as they taste, and as much as you'd like to share - they can really gum up the inner workings of the machine.

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Well, I've eaten dog treats by accident and answered the door in tshirts and once in a towel

The guy who does my painting and grunt work (I call him my husband I don't have sex with, because I'm always finding little things I need done and make him a "Honey Do" list) has seen me less clothed than many guys I've dated.

Im pretty good with a hammer and I know how to screw.

Vick! · 02-20-2008, 12:58 PM

Place your monitors in such a way that it cannot be viewed directly from a person entering the door.

Peaches · 02-20-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Im pretty good with a hammer and I know how to screw.

I'm old and flabby, but if you have 4WD, c'mon over

Anna_Miller · 02-20-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

don't let your "party guests" in there

I double that one!! I ended up with lube on my desk!!

(But it was a great party!!)

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm old and flabby, but if you have 4WD, c'mon over

Not only do I have a 4WD I have WD40

Peaches · 02-20-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Not only do I have a 4WD I have WD40

**swoon**

2012 · 02-20-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Brag about girls you fucked.

did you fuck some girls in there ?

ProjectNaked · 02-20-2008, 01:13 PM

I'm going with not letting guest in at all - it's difficult to explain why you need 4 computers to do "internet stuff"

FlexxAeon · 02-20-2008, 01:14 PM

don't work on a tranny site while the wife is around

...no matter what you will have some 'splainin to do, Lucy!

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

don't work on a tranny site while the wife is around

...no matter what you will have some 'splainin to do, Lucy!

Or worse she starts getting ideas.

" Honey you know that fantasy I have always had!"

NosMo · 02-20-2008, 01:44 PM

Don't leave the covers off the side of your computers.

Don't forget to turn down your speakers while rendering. Some edit programs start playing the scene when done.....And you never know who might be near by.

NosMo

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 02:25 PM

I have blasted my ears out with porn a few times.

MaDalton · 02-20-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Not only do I have a 4WD I have WD40

mrwilson · 02-20-2008, 02:31 PM

always turn the screen out of view from passers by.
Missus walked past as i was zoomed at 400% on a pussie whilst rendering and image.

dav3 · 02-20-2008, 02:39 PM

Don't hang your previous poop socks on the wall as trophies.

rowan · 02-20-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NosMo

Don't forget to turn down your speakers while rendering. Some edit programs start playing the scene when done.....And you never know who might be near by.

Ouch!

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