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Brother Bilo · 02-23-2008, 08:36 AM

I think the biggest sign I'm getting older is that I now drive the speed limit, for the most part, and I stop on yellow lights. It's weird.

madleinx · 02-23-2008, 10:29 AM

You think all music today is crap and don't understand these kids today. And you actually sympathize with PARENTS, of all things. Sometimes I sound like my mother and it's just plain freaky. Especially when I realize that she was right all along about a few things (please don't tell her!)

Verbal · 02-23-2008, 11:27 AM

When going to sleep after Jeopardy doesn't seem like a bad idea

Redmanthatcould · 02-23-2008, 02:25 PM

This thread is pure comedy, and I look forward to having similar gripes in no time

EroticistFilms · 02-23-2008, 02:58 PM

I used to have to push it down from peeing in my face.

Now I have to hold it up to keep from peeing on my shoes

heymatty · 02-23-2008, 03:12 PM

You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray

Mike Semen · 02-23-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

It now takes two midgets, a donkey, drum of either, roll of duct tape, and a nineteen year old girl with two assholes to get me excited.

Shit thats just being in this biz. Not age,

DirtyProfits · 02-23-2008, 03:44 PM

you think 20 year old girls are too young for you...

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I think the biggest sign I'm getting older is that I now drive the speed limit, for the most part, and I stop on yellow lights. It's weird.

Your car's aged, too.

woj · 02-23-2008, 04:03 PM

shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?

baddog · 02-27-2008, 12:25 PM

The cops don't hassle you just because you are on a bike with loud pipes.

Peaches · 02-27-2008, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?

I personally wouldn't trade being my age for being any younger.

G-Rotica · 02-27-2008, 12:35 PM

Your kids hit the clubs while you stay home.

RisingAngel · 02-27-2008, 12:56 PM

i'm guessing by these responses that, being 22, my response would be invalid

pornguy292 · 02-27-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by needlive

your cock is getting smaller every day

does that really happen? it really seems like mine is!

Burnt Bacon · 02-27-2008, 02:06 PM

When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.

VeriSexy · 02-27-2008, 05:55 PM

I am now depressed

Mutt · 02-27-2008, 06:01 PM

your dick gets bigger - fatter anyway. it's like your nose and your ears - those grow as you age too.

there is nothing good about getting older - maybe the only thing is less petty bullshit with friends and opposite sex.

WinstonTriplexcash · 02-27-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by heymatty

You know you are starting to get old when you pluck out a nose hair, and its gray

yeah, and they're always the ones that always itch. Wait til you get gray pubes, then you've gone full circle ;-)

WinstonTriplexcash · 02-27-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burnt Bacon

When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.

That is so true. You begin to realize how fragile life is, especially when some friends just drop dead and you say he's too young to have a heart attack... then you look at yourself and realize you been keeping the same lifestyle as his...

d-null · 02-27-2008, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burnt Bacon

When you get a muscle pain in your chest you think for a split-second that this might be THE ONE.

yep, having your health is not the abstract thing the way you used to think

Drake · 02-27-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

shit, so there aren't ANY upsides to aging?

Nope....

gandalfuy · 02-27-2008, 08:16 PM

im even starting to become aware of my acts...

jstizz · 10-31-2008, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Yes, got my undergrad there.

What year did you graduate?

mikesouth · 10-31-2008, 09:55 PM

when I wake up in the morning and nothing hurts...I think I must be dead

i bought handicapped toilets....not cuz I'm handicapped but so my balls dont hit the water when I take a dump

Spunky · 10-31-2008, 10:06 PM

Getting old sucks,it will happen to everybody

02-23-2008, 08:36 AM	#51
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