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jscott · 03-27-2008, 06:56 AM

So what is your wierdest place?

Today I had an interesting experience, I was curiuos if I could pull it off, and i did "pull it off" and it was great

Holly · 03-27-2008, 06:59 AM

The butt.

Reak AGV · 03-27-2008, 07:06 AM

In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami

Not sure if it was the weirdest though

InternetIsForPorn · 03-27-2008, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV

In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami

Not sure if it was the weirdest though

If it was a hairy guy on the bed, then I'd say you win this thread.

jscott · 03-27-2008, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV

In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami

Not sure if it was the weirdest though

LOL

u mothaphucka!!!!!

Michaelious · 03-27-2008, 07:13 AM

Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.

Matt 26z · 03-27-2008, 07:18 AM

The choir loft.

bronco67 · 03-27-2008, 07:21 AM

In Patagonia Chile, butt naked in the full moonlight, off the back deck of a small cabin which was on the side of a hill, with the mighty Futalefu river raging 10 feet below me.

The guide on my rafting trip was hot, and she drove me crazy all day. This was my only release.

Beat that -- as it were.

InternetIsForPorn · 03-27-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.

LMAO

I was riding my bike around town once, I ride up to a bus at the stoplight and see the driver jacking it off. He was like 60 or something and smiling all round. In a freackin glass-see-everything cabin.

*shrugs*

jscott · 03-27-2008, 07:26 AM

I cant wait to bust out my story LOL

good ones so far lol

dav3 · 03-27-2008, 07:31 AM

I only fap where I'm supposed to, at the computer!

Farang · 03-27-2008, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious

Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.

wow

Scott McD · 03-27-2008, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

I cant wait to bust out my story LOL

good ones so far lol

Let's hear it ?!?

jscott · 03-27-2008, 08:14 AM

hmmmmm, maybe i'll have some drinks first, before i expose myself

Mike Semen · 03-27-2008, 09:15 AM

In a plane restroom...

a few times.

Nismo · 03-27-2008, 09:27 AM

in the frozen foods section at the grocery store.

Mutt · 03-27-2008, 09:34 AM

omg you are a freak - i am going to have to spend a month de-programming remik

payd2purv · 03-27-2008, 09:41 AM

I don't masturbate in weird places only beautiful places.

My parents have a house in a prestigious gated community in mexico.

I was watching a older SeymoreButts video and it turned out he filmed the opening fuck scene at one of the houses i was a regular at for dinner.

So the next time I was there I rubbed it out!

SeymoreButts and his girl said it was one of the most romantic beautiful places they had been.

It was my props to SeymoreButts

I also rubbed it out on the private beach while nobody else was around.. fucking awesome..

We need to start a diff thread about most beautiful places you have banged.

Zuss · 03-27-2008, 09:48 AM

In the classroom

Methodcash Rick · 03-27-2008, 10:03 AM

On a Southwest airlines flight from Dallas to Los Angeles last year..

http://www.gadling.com/2008/03/17/wo...ting-incident/

u-Bob · 03-27-2008, 10:04 AM

church.....

DaddyHalbucks · 03-27-2008, 10:09 AM

The Oval Office.

Just kidding, but it's truly a better alternative to Monica Lewinsky.

judycash · 03-27-2008, 10:09 AM

I have done the masturbating while driving!!

mrwilson · 03-27-2008, 10:10 AM

On a plane, shot my load in some womans hair.

gornyhuy · 03-27-2008, 11:05 AM

-In the band room in highschool (MANY years ago)
-Airplane bathrooms
-Train bathrooms
-Driving a car
-Off a 10 story hotel balcony in Tampa
-My mother-in-law's bedroom
-home plate of a softball field in Baltimore

Kard63 · 03-27-2008, 11:11 AM

Girlfriend's house. Pretty fucking weird that I'd have a girl that wouldn't put out, eh?

IllTestYourGirls · 03-27-2008, 11:12 AM

some chicks hair on an airplane /sarcasm

gornyhuy · 03-27-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

The butt.

Wasn't that 'making whoopie' ?

Paco, of Large Cash. · 03-27-2008, 11:19 AM

in your dishwasher

JamesK · 03-27-2008, 11:29 AM

In the cinema watching Harry Potter (I was 14 or so back then).

Reak AGV · 03-27-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

LOL

u mothaphucka!!!!!

Let's hear your story

baX · 03-27-2008, 12:46 PM

Outdoor near the river while I was fishing. I couldn't catch anything and it was boring so I did some jerk jerk exercise.

Lace · 03-27-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

-home plate of a softball field in Baltimore

Oh ummmm...Please tell me where so I never visit that field.

tranza · 03-27-2008, 12:53 PM

In the classroom. I used to do it all the time when I was a teen actually.

GrouchyAdmin · 03-27-2008, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

Oh ummmm...Please tell me where so I never visit that field.

Wanna remove http://www.extremepaychecks.com/memb...0x60banner.gif from your sig? It's been htaccess protected and is kind of annoying to have to 'esc' out.

Me? Probably a camper/trailer while on vacation and bored to death. Still had a few more days to go, too.

VDB-Design · 03-27-2008, 01:04 PM

In my grandma's kitchen, wiped it clean with the towel she was going to use to get the cream soup from the stove.

ADL Colin · 03-27-2008, 01:05 PM

.. Today?

Lace · 03-27-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Wanna remove http://www.extremepaychecks.com/memb...0x60banner.gif from your sig? It's been htaccess protected and is kind of annoying to have to 'esc' out.

Me? Probably a camper/trailer while on vacation and bored to death. Still had a few more days to go, too.

Fuck, sorry for the heads up! Changed now

jscott · 03-28-2008, 04:51 AM

ok, so, me and another webmaster visiting the beautiful beaches in Thailand

we go for a swim in the ocean, there are a few topless girls around, 1 was posing for pictures from her boyfriend, she had massive tits, BEAUTIFUL body, you know that area between girls legs that you can see thru if they are totally fit? well that was so hot, i started getting a boner in the ocean

my friend left to the beach area, so i was alone out there, just watching around, seeing so many hot ladies, but that 1 especially

i thought, "no fucking way i can wack in the ocean, that is just so wrong", but then i thought why? why so wrong? i beat off to beach candid pics before, why not live the "real deal"

so i started, and finished, right there in the ocean

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-28-2008, 04:52 AM

in your basement

bobby666 · 03-28-2008, 05:47 AM

handcuffed to a heater - left alone from my gf

Tylo · 03-28-2008, 06:06 AM

Junior high school, English class, group desk..

Phoenix · 03-28-2008, 08:06 AM

i masturbated on top of Mt Rundell in banff

the girl i went p with had to stop about half an hour after the tree line..or else it would have been a bj...lol

kmanrox · 03-28-2008, 08:32 AM

lets see...

-in my boss´s benz i was driving running errands when i was 18
-over the balcony, 23rd floor penthouse in Rio, Brazil
-out in the woods behind my parents house

surely thereś more, but jerking off is the least of my sicknesses i´d bother remembering

jscott · 03-28-2008, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

lets see...

-in my boss´s benz i was driving running errands when i was 18
-over the balcony, 23rd floor penthouse in Rio, Brazil
-out in the woods behind my parents house

surely thereś more, but jerking off is the least of my sicknesses i´d bother remembering

hahahaha holy shit man, you are a freak like me!!! LOL

J. Falcon · 03-28-2008, 09:43 AM

At work, in my bosses chair while he was not there lol

kmanrox · 03-28-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

hahahaha holy shit man, you are a freak like me!!! LOL

you´re just fingering this out??

Fetish Gimp · 03-28-2008, 10:07 AM

The 2004 Stanley Cup.

VeriSexy · 03-28-2008, 08:20 PM

At a stadium, watching a sports game

dooglas · 03-28-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

ok, so, me and another webmaster visiting the beautiful beaches in Thailand

we go for a swim in the ocean, there are a few topless girls around, 1 was posing for pictures from her boyfriend, she had massive tits, BEAUTIFUL body, you know that area between girls legs that you can see thru if they are totally fit? well that was so hot, i started getting a boner in the ocean

my friend left to the beach area, so i was alone out there, just watching around, seeing so many hot ladies, but that 1 especially

i thought, "no fucking way i can wack in the ocean, that is just so wrong", but then i thought why? why so wrong? i beat off to beach candid pics before, why not live the "real deal"

so i started, and finished, right there in the ocean

Next ask him to join!

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