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A-Bomb · 03-12-2008, 08:38 AM

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My daling," he whispers, "I know dis your firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want.. you juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to impress her by sounding experienced and worldly.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from the husband. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...."You want...... Garlic Sesame Chicken wif snow peas???"

CIVMatt · 03-12-2008, 08:40 AM

Nice.... bump for you guys, hey icq me I got some news for you too big boy ;)

MichelleB · 03-12-2008, 08:49 AM

LOL good one.

LauraLee · 03-12-2008, 08:55 AM

HeHe! *hi a-bomb*

Jennyfer · 03-12-2008, 08:56 AM

hahaha, that's a good one!

A-Bomb · 03-12-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ARS Michelle

LOL good one.

Hey babe! Do I get my Michelle fix in Phoenix? Hell, I need a whole ARS crew fix!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

HeHe! *hi a-bomb*

You know, I saw your ass once or twice in Vegas but I could never break away to see you. Funny, you live in my backyard and I have to go to Vegas to get a glimpse of you ;) Don't be a stranger and come out with the local webmaster crazies once again!!!

2012 · 03-12-2008, 09:11 AM

you funny man he he he he

woj · 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM

sicone · 03-12-2008, 10:52 AM

MichelleB · 03-12-2008, 11:58 AM

[QUOTE=A-Bomb;13910105]Hey babe! Do I get my Michelle fix in Phoenix? Hell, I need a whole ARS crew fix!!!!

Hi sweetie, unfortunately we won't be there.

Sad but true. I hope you have a good time though. We will see you in Aug though.

sniperwolf · 03-12-2008, 02:05 PM

LOL! that was funny!

lhizy_05 · 03-12-2008, 02:12 PM

hehehe.. LOL!!!

VeriSexy · 03-12-2008, 11:25 PM

cute.. I laughed out loud

03-12-2008, 08:38 AM	#1
A-Bomb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 1 of 3 holes Posts: 680	Hump Day Joke A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My daling," he whispers, "I know dis your firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want.. you juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to impress her by sounding experienced and worldly. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from the husband. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...."You want...... Garlic Sesame Chicken wif snow peas???"

03-12-2008, 08:40 AM	#2
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MichelleB Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: mich Posts: 1,146	[QUOTE=A-Bomb;13910105]Hey babe! Do I get my Michelle fix in Phoenix? Hell, I need a whole ARS crew fix!!!! Hi sweetie, unfortunately we won't be there. Sad but true. I hope you have a good time though. We will see you in Aug though.

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