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Compdoctor · 03-12-2008, 09:26 AM

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!"
she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

k0nr4d · 03-12-2008, 09:28 AM

heh good one.
I consider your joke threads the 'official' daily one and usually ignore other people's "*day joke" threads.

Way3 · 03-12-2008, 09:31 AM

Compdoctor....nice one! Always look forward to your daily joke!

the alchemist · 03-12-2008, 09:35 AM

Hahaha too funny, thanks for the laugh again

woj · 03-12-2008, 10:50 AM

longbrick · 03-12-2008, 10:52 AM

good

sicone · 03-12-2008, 10:54 AM

sucks to be her

Gianna_CECash · 03-12-2008, 10:56 AM

hahah that's a good one!

masterwebmonkey · 03-12-2008, 10:58 AM

this one time ... @ band camp

Elli · 03-12-2008, 11:05 AM

That one sounds more like a morality lesson than a joke. I do enjoy the daily posts, though

sniperwolf · 03-12-2008, 02:04 PM

nice one...

D · 03-12-2008, 02:20 PM

Bojangles · 03-12-2008, 02:41 PM

Violetta · 03-12-2008, 03:57 PM

haha... good one

Farang · 03-12-2008, 04:07 PM

AdPatron · 03-12-2008, 04:19 PM

HAHA very good one!

VeriSexy · 03-12-2008, 10:56 PM

that gave me a chuckle

Eva PSC · 03-12-2008, 11:00 PM

a true to life example!

03-12-2008, 09:26 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday"s Joke A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

03-12-2008, 09:28 AM	#2
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