Things To Do In An Elevator - GoFuckYourself.com

Azoy? · 03-26-2008, 09:09 AM

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
27. Offer name tags to all the other passengers. Wear yours upside down.
28. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you're struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
29. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
30. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
31. When everything is quiet, ask "Who's cell phone is that?

Scott McD · 03-26-2008, 09:14 AM

I normally just fart. It makes the other person feel very uncomfortable when you pretend like nothing happened, but it stinks real bad...

Xrated J · 03-26-2008, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I normally just fart. It makes the other person feel very uncomfortable when you pretend like nothing happened, but it stinks real bad...

J. Falcon · 03-26-2008, 09:28 AM

I've come across some crazy fucks like you before

G.A.F · 03-26-2008, 09:44 AM

Liked Nº 19.

Horny Dude · 03-26-2008, 09:47 AM

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8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

This would be a funny video if you could make it happen.

polish_aristocrat · 03-26-2008, 10:09 AM

I'm afraid of elevators since I've been stuck in one for like 7 minutes underground and my cell phone didn't work there.

DBS.US · 03-26-2008, 10:25 AM

Cut a rat silhouette out of cardboard and slide it into the elevator lights over head.

TiNa! · 03-26-2008, 10:33 AM

martinsc · 03-26-2008, 10:37 AM

pornguy · 03-26-2008, 10:38 AM

I always walk onto them, and stand facing all the people, with my back to the door. Makes them nervous.

Skillz Unlimited · 03-26-2008, 10:56 AM

Classic! Had to pass it on

TimCase · 03-26-2008, 11:01 AM

There's a great apocryphal story about Donald Trump -- evidently he was in the Trump Tower and riding the elevator up to his office when a hot blonde got on and, after riding with him in silence for a few seconds, pressed the emergency stop button between floors, then turned to look at him and asked if she could give him a blowjob.

"What's in it for me?", he asked.

tranza · 03-26-2008, 11:04 AM

Lol, some VERY funny items there...

Violetta · 03-26-2008, 11:14 AM

haha... some good ones!

sniperwolf · 03-26-2008, 11:38 AM

some crazy thoughts huh!

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I normally just fart. It makes the other person feel very uncomfortable when you pretend like nothing happened, but it stinks real bad...

eeeewwww though...

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I'm afraid of elevators since I've been stuck in one for like 7 minutes underground and my cell phone didn't work there.

never wanted to experienced that! sounds creepy!

L-Pink · 03-26-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I normally just fart. It makes the other person feel very uncomfortable when you pretend like nothing happened, but it stinks real bad...

I knew that was you!

KILL_FRENZY · 03-26-2008, 02:33 PM

Persius · 03-26-2008, 02:43 PM

LOl thats pretty funny! lmao

bobby666 · 03-26-2008, 03:45 PM

haha - you are a bad boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I normally just fart. It makes the other person feel very uncomfortable when you pretend like nothing happened, but it stinks real bad...

AdPatron · 03-26-2008, 04:22 PM

Lots of those would be fucking hilarious to witness!!

flowereater · 03-26-2008, 04:28 PM

just pick your nose

woj · 03-26-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimCase

There's a great apocryphal story about Donald Trump -- evidently he was in the Trump Tower and riding the elevator up to his office when a hot blonde got on and, after riding with him in silence for a few seconds, pressed the emergency stop button between floors, then turned to look at him and asked if she could give him a blowjob.

"What's in it for me?", he asked.

VeriSexy · 03-26-2008, 05:01 PM

haha those are great

Spunky · 03-26-2008, 06:25 PM

Staring at the numbers isn't a option?

Lace · 03-26-2008, 06:53 PM

ROFL Those are fucking hilarious!

viencarl · 03-27-2008, 04:46 AM

lol

StaceyJo · 03-27-2008, 06:45 AM

hmmmm, why not might as well apply some of those... hahahha

k*idding*

Fap · 03-27-2008, 06:47 AM

17. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
hahhaha

cthulhu_waves · 03-27-2008, 06:49 AM

some are funny

03-26-2008, 09:09 AM	#1
Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Things To Do In An Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on." 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 27. Offer name tags to all the other passengers. Wear yours upside down. 28. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you're struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed. 29. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!" 30. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens. 31. When everything is quiet, ask "Who's cell phone is that? __________________

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