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Old 03-28-2008, 09:52 AM   #1
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This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night."

His buddy says, "Well then, tell me what happened."

The guy says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."

She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door.
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Old 03-28-2008, 09:58 AM   #2
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A rabbi, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. They sit down and proceed to have a pleasant conversation.
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Old 03-28-2008, 09:59 AM   #3
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:24 AM   #4
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I think I forgot how to laugh
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:33 AM   #5
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I hate to say it, but your jokes seem to be getting worse every day...
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:49 AM   #6
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yep, exactly!
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:17 AM   #7
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Wheres the joke?
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:48 AM   #8
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These jokes come from those joke books from the late 80's right? I recall most of them in those books.
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:49 AM   #9
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A rabbi, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. They sit down and proceed to have a pleasant conversation.
huh? what..
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:52 AM   #10
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lol....funny shit
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:51 PM   #11
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I hate to say it, but your jokes seem to be getting worse every day...
nah... ups and downs!
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:13 PM   #12
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:19 PM   #13
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I thought it was funny.

Jokes in the fact that the guy gave his mother-in-law permission to stay on his front porch for a few days.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:26 PM   #14
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an Irishman applies for a job at a blacksmiths,
the blacksmith asks him "you have any experience with shoeing horses?"
the Irishman replies "no... but I once told a donkey to fuck off"
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:58 PM   #15
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i thought it was funny.
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:00 PM   #16
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:04 PM   #17
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thanks for reminding me what day this is too bro | short sweet to the point these last jokes have been ...
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:05 PM   #18
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humm, not funnie "( bump
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #19
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:30 PM   #20
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:37 PM   #21
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I chuckled for the sake of it
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:56 PM   #22
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Har har..that wasn't bad
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Old 03-28-2008, 06:59 PM   #23
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