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xmas13 · 04-03-2008, 12:23 PM

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/new...404.html?imw=Y

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Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism
Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century.
So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmentalist and former media mogul whose controversial comments have earned him the nickname "Mouth of the South."
If steps aren't taken to stem global warming, "We'll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow," Turner said during a wide-ranging, hour-long interview with PBS's Charlie Rose that aired Tuesday.

directfiesta · 04-03-2008, 12:25 PM

lets hope your first on the victim list ....

CosmicTang · 04-03-2008, 12:26 PM

well he's been a big proponent of reducing the world's population for years. Cannibalism is an efficient way to do that. We feed the hungry and reduce the number of mouths to feed all at once.

You'd think he'd be on board.

stickyfingerz · 04-03-2008, 12:30 PM

Global warming is a plight on this world of ours and we are all going to die if we do not buy hybrid cars and pay Al Gore a minimum of 150.00 per week. I AM SUPER SERIAL!!!

Shok · 04-03-2008, 12:32 PM

If I was a hotdog, I would be eating myself right now

Vendot · 04-03-2008, 12:40 PM

He's right about the news network going the way of hiring attractive female "chickies".

How long before CNN ankors are humping each other live on the show, with premium rate phone numbers to call

xmas13 · 04-03-2008, 12:44 PM

http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04...stian-anymore/

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Ted Turner?s not so anti-Christian anymore
Written by Mickey McLean
April 1, 2008

He once called Christianity a ?religion for losers? and a ?crutch for weak-minded people,? but today media mogul Ted Turner announced a $200 million partnership with the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the Lutheran Church?Missouri Synod, and the United Methodist Church to stop deaths from malaria around the world.

In an interview with the Associated Press, Turner said, ?I regret anything I said about religion that was negative,? adding that he no longer considers himself agnostic or atheist and that he prays for sick friends because ?it doesn?t hurt.?

In talking about his United Nations Foundation teaming up with these church denominations on the malaria project, Turner said, ?Religion is one of the bright spots as far as I?m concerned, even though there are some areas, like everything else, where they?ve gone over the top a little, in my opinion. But I?m sure God, wherever he is, wants to see us get along with one another and love one another.?

KILL_FRENZY · 04-03-2008, 12:56 PM

That's true

baddog · 04-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Leave it to a restaurateur.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Those Brown University alums tend to get a little senile with age.

;)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-03-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

lets hope your first on the victim list ....

why, do you eat large heaps of shit now? i wouldn't feed this one to my dogs. lets just just sacrifice him tot he sungod...

Barefootsies · 04-03-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicTang

well he's been a big proponent of reducing the world's population for years. Cannibalism is an efficient way to do that. We feed the hungry and reduce the number of mouths to feed all at once.

You'd think he'd be on board.

Exactly.

At the rate things are going, you are going to be fighting over energy, water, or other resources soon enough.

GregE · 04-03-2008, 01:39 PM

Yeah, well I get a little grumpy those hot & humid days too.

F-U-Jimmy · 04-03-2008, 01:41 PM

Ive shot a few models id like to eat !!!!!!

Skillz Unlimited · 04-03-2008, 02:23 PM

I wonder if anyone would put hot sauce on me...I may go good with BBQ sauce.

Michaelious · 04-03-2008, 02:24 PM

I'm sure we can all eat fruit and snakes in the Rain Forests that will appear; just like Tarzan!

OG LennyT · 04-03-2008, 03:12 PM

What a fucking fruit, he belongs in the funny farm with Al Gore...

cykoe6 · 04-03-2008, 03:40 PM

I believe if people want to prove that they are seriously concerned about global warming and the effect humans have on the environment then they should kill themselves for everyone's benefit.

2012 · 04-03-2008, 03:44 PM

I heard we taste like pork. should make for some good BBQ eh ?

ronbotx · 04-03-2008, 06:37 PM

What do you expect from a putz dumb enough to marry Hanoi Jane Fonda?

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