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Bust it in half.
I bet there's gold inside it.
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cut it in 4 quarter i bet there is platinum in the middle...
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Cut it in 8ths, I bet there's caesium in there!
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I need a beer
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It's called filler or drainage
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Do Fun Shit.
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That's a big fucking pet rock...
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jimmy hoffa?
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Long time no happy ending
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Yeah, sux. I live on a cliff overlooking a valley, every time I want to plant a flower or a tree I break out the shovel and have to resort to a jackhammer. I'm building a pool this summer but I know it'll have to be an above ground pool because what happened to you is inevitable with me too.
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Texas? Drill a hole in it.
I bet you strike oil.
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hmmm... rocks in dirt.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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I once had a VW the size of a VW, and installed a good sound system in it - it rocked!!!
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thats a big rock
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i had about 20 friends in high school in alaska that were always just a few 100-200.00 parts away from "getting my VW running and getting the fuck out of here"... most of them are still there.
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sweet rock
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I can’t. Already getting royalty fees from someone. For oil and gas! They drilled hole about ½ mile away and stuck tube in “what ever”.. oil pocket… I get 19K per acre plus 25% of how ever they divide the whole thing (annual). Not much but pays for beer.
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There's gotta be a way to monetize that rock.
think think Okay, here's what you do. First, get a giant catapult. Second, put an ad in the paper: "Want your enemy's house destroyed? Call ###-####" Someone who hates their boss enough is bound to call. Fling that rock and evaporate their house for your new client for, what? $20K sound fair? :D
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BTW crack that bitch in half theres diamonds into that rock. |
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A rock that big in Texas ya could probably sell it.
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Now all you need is a roll !
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You should have a hole drilled through the middle of it, then mount it in the middle of your pool and have a fountain coming out of it
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Drill little shallow pockets all over it, paint it black, and pretend it's a meteor.
Charge people to look at it.
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Okay, are you any good as a sculptor? Get yourself a decent rock hammer and spike and create a work of art out of it, maybe a large-breasted mer-tranny sitting on a rock with it's tail curled around it. Now THAT would make an interesting center piece for your new pool.
A real conversation starter.
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Just put it in the center of your new pool, underwater..
Then you don't even need to put "no diving" signs. |
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I want a pool too ..
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HAHA thats fucking awesome.
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That's crazy as fuck dude. A big ass rock in the dirt? Fucking global warming is to blame for shit like this!
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So that's a no on my sculpted mer-tranny idea?
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one word. dynamite...
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dinosaur turd?
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omg you've never spent much time in texas have you?
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Well holly shit!!!
A rock in the ground. Call Guinness. :D
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Blow it up. It could have Jet and Minusonebit in there!
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is it me or is that rock not even very big?
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Personally, I think Brendan Fraser is inside
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I'm sure someone is buried in it. Break it open on video.
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So Fucking What
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how much for the rock ?
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Get Your Rocks Off (my property)
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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