Auction - no reserve - GoFuckYourself.com

fluffygrrl · 04-10-2008, 11:25 PM

Offered is a package of 5 text links on lolcunts.com, as currently seen on the bottom right of the site, for 1 month.

Winner gets to use any text he wants, at the current size, in the current typeface and color, provided it is not wider than 200 px.

The website receives plenty of traffic (Quantcast ; Alexa) and more importantly, very good quality traffic. Loadedcash converts 1:25 for frees, and 1:8 for paid on it.

I think growth is very likely, due to the memeness of the site, and I have arrangements in place to be able to capitalize on sudden traffic spikes.

Bidding starts at $1. There is no reserve. Auction lasts for 48 hours from the moment of this post. Payment through paypal.

As before, there are limits to who can bid, namely : nobody registered before May 1, 2007, or with fewer than 500 posts may bid. People interested in bidding that do not meet the foregoing can try and get a well respected poster to vouch for them. Well respected posters tend to have green names.

Bid away.

Gordon G · 04-10-2008, 11:32 PM

@ your alexa ranking

What are you getting maybe 80 uniques per day

fluffygrrl · 04-10-2008, 11:43 PM

Alexa is about a week behind, and in general kind of confuzzled.

JamesK · 04-10-2008, 11:53 PM

I'll bid $1

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 12:13 AM

$1 heard from JamesK.

pornask · 04-11-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

nobody registered before May 1, 2007,

I take it you had meant to say "nobody registered AFTER May 1, 2007".

BTW, this was your 1000th post. Welcome to the four digit elite of GFY. Good luck with your auction.

Gordon G · 04-11-2008, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Alexa is about a week behind, and in general kind of confuzzled.

So what are you getting 100 uniques per day lollll

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

I take it you had meant to say "nobody registered AFTER May 1, 2007".

Lol yea

Quote:

BTW, this was your 1000th post. Welcome to the four digit elite of GFY. Good luck with your auction.

Who knows, maybe it catches on.

fallenmuffin · 04-11-2008, 02:40 AM

Good luck on the auction.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gordon G

So what are you getting 100 uniques per day lollll

Based on the Quantcast stats the site is getting approx. 200 unique visitors daily.

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 03:28 AM

My awstats says about 1k.

lazycash · 04-11-2008, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gordon G

@ your alexa ranking

What are you getting maybe 80 uniques per day

Yeah, with her new bidding rules, she's letting you take part in this auction.

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Yeah, with her new bidding rules, she's letting you take part in this auction.

Big mistake, you figure?

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 11:51 AM

Current high bid still $1 from JamesK

campimp · 04-11-2008, 12:04 PM

fuck it ill go up to $5

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 01:51 PM

$5 heard from campimp.

Miguel T · 04-11-2008, 02:20 PM

$6 from me.

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 02:21 PM

And $6 from AbsolutePorn, top bid.

CyberHustler · 04-11-2008, 02:28 PM

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 02:29 PM

Wow I can't believe that ninjapost above, I just turned my pc on.

tranza · 04-11-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

My awstats says about 1k.

Actually, it would be more like 400 VISITS a day. Notice that visits is not the same as uniques.

From your own AWStats:

# Date - Pages - Hits - Bandwidth - Visits
BEGIN_DAY 11
20080401 4023 15648 177829763 474
20080402 3439 11788 139247019 471
20080403 6400 22622 240506058 678
20080404 2977 13496 140836853 506
20080405 2203 12869 111054709 549
20080406 4006 22290 266235110 2906
20080407 1823 10337 105089194 847
20080408 1733 9989 96549282 601
20080409 730 4386 43125629 227
20080410 2065 11953 104939843 453
20080411 187 1033 10037630 56
END_DAY

If only you had some PR, I could bid, but with the current stats and no PR those links are worthless. Please don't take it personal.

fluffygrrl · 04-11-2008, 02:53 PM

S'okay tranza, anyone can check those just like you can, that's why they're there.

Try looking at the 2.9k April the 6th, too ? You know, just to get a more representative number.

fluffygrrl · 04-12-2008, 12:27 AM

AbsolutePorn currently top dog with $6. Bout 12 hours to go.

fluffygrrl · 04-12-2008, 09:40 AM

High bid $6 from AbsolutePorn, going 2x.

fluffygrrl · 04-12-2008, 12:14 PM

nm nm

jakethedog · 04-12-2008, 12:20 PM

.....$7.....

fluffygrrl · 04-12-2008, 04:04 PM

$7 heard from Jakethedog. Odd name innit

DirtyProfits · 04-12-2008, 05:03 PM

You take cash? I have $400,000,000.00 Zimbabwe Dollar lying around, inflation is at 164,900.3%

Iron Fist · 04-12-2008, 10:15 PM

I'll do $8 by paypal only...

fluffygrrl · 04-12-2008, 11:39 PM

And $8 snipe bid from sharphead the shark himself.

Yes it is paypal only.

Congrats. Paypal to

Also email the anchors you want. Make sure you either use the same email or else quote your paypal transaction id pls.

fluffygrrl · 04-13-2008, 01:44 PM

Paging sharphead

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2008, 06:23 PM

is it too late to bid on this worthless shit?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-18-2008, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

S'okay tranza, anyone can check those just like you can, that's why they're there.

Try looking at the 2.9k April the 6th, too ? You know, just to get a more representative number.

It is called google bot, idiot.

KnightMare · 04-18-2008, 08:30 PM

I just invoiced you for making me laugh at this thread.

04-10-2008, 11:25 PM	#1
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Auction - no reserve Offered is a package of 5 text links on lolcunts.com, as currently seen on the bottom right of the site, for 1 month. Winner gets to use any text he wants, at the current size, in the current typeface and color, provided it is not wider than 200 px. The website receives plenty of traffic (Quantcast ; Alexa) and more importantly, very good quality traffic. Loadedcash converts 1:25 for frees, and 1:8 for paid on it. I think growth is very likely, due to the memeness of the site, and I have arrangements in place to be able to capitalize on sudden traffic spikes. Bidding starts at $1. There is no reserve. Auction lasts for 48 hours from the moment of this post. Payment through paypal. As before, there are limits to who can bid, namely : nobody registered before May 1, 2007, or with fewer than 500 posts may bid. People interested in bidding that do not meet the foregoing can try and get a well respected poster to vouch for them. Well respected posters tend to have green names. Bid away.

04-10-2008, 11:53 PM	#4
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	I'll bid $1 __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

04-11-2008, 02:20 PM	#16
Miguel T ♦ Web Developer ♦ Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Full-Stack Developer Posts: 12,472	$6 from me. __________________ Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

04-12-2008, 12:20 PM	#25
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	.....$7..... __________________ No sig .. just me

04-12-2008, 10:15 PM	#28
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	I'll do $8 by paypal only... __________________ i like waffles

04-10-2008, 11:32 PM	#2
Gordon G So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seems To Be Here Now Posts: 646	@ your alexa ranking What are you getting maybe 80 uniques per day

04-10-2008, 11:43 PM	#3
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Alexa is about a week behind, and in general kind of confuzzled.

04-11-2008, 12:13 AM	#5
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	$1 heard from JamesK.

04-11-2008, 03:28 AM	#10
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	My awstats says about 1k.

04-11-2008, 11:51 AM	#13
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Current high bid still $1 from JamesK

04-11-2008, 12:04 PM	#14
campimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge Posts: 1,340	fuck it ill go up to $5

04-11-2008, 01:51 PM	#15
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	$5 heard from campimp.

04-11-2008, 02:21 PM	#17
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	And $6 from AbsolutePorn, top bid.

04-11-2008, 02:28 PM	#18
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,158

04-11-2008, 02:29 PM	#19
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Wow I can't believe that ninjapost above, I just turned my pc on.

04-11-2008, 02:53 PM	#21
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	S'okay tranza, anyone can check those just like you can, that's why they're there. Try looking at the 2.9k April the 6th, too ? You know, just to get a more representative number.

04-12-2008, 12:27 AM	#22
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	AbsolutePorn currently top dog with $6. Bout 12 hours to go.

04-12-2008, 09:40 AM	#23
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	High bid $6 from AbsolutePorn, going 2x.

04-12-2008, 12:14 PM	#24
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	nm nm

04-12-2008, 04:04 PM	#26
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	$7 heard from Jakethedog. Odd name innit

04-12-2008, 05:03 PM	#27
DirtyProfits Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,885	You take cash? I have $400,000,000.00 Zimbabwe Dollar lying around, inflation is at 164,900.3%

04-12-2008, 11:39 PM	#29
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	And $8 snipe bid from sharphead the shark himself. Yes it is paypal only. Congrats. Paypal to Also email the anchors you want. Make sure you either use the same email or else quote your paypal transaction id pls. Last edited by fluffygrrl; 04-12-2008 at 11:41 PM..

04-13-2008, 01:44 PM	#30
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Paging sharphead

04-18-2008, 06:23 PM	#31
Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Taj Mahal of PORN, zip code - (.)(.) Posts: 1,442	is it too late to bid on this worthless shit?

04-18-2008, 08:30 PM	#33
KnightMare So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 281	I just invoiced you for making me laugh at this thread.