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Old 04-14-2008, 09:33 AM   #1
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Monday's Joke

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"Daddy Longlegs" the father replied
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said,

"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:36 AM   #2
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:45 AM   #3
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Lololololololololololololol...

Nice one!!

I'd be proud if that was my girl!!

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Old 04-14-2008, 06:19 PM   #4
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So only two people liked this one?
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:21 PM   #5
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:23 PM   #6
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:26 PM   #7
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:40 PM   #8
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:43 PM   #9
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:55 PM   #10
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Har har,that wasn't bad
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:57 PM   #11
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:58 PM   #12
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Old 04-14-2008, 08:23 PM   #13
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:15 PM   #14
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:16 PM   #15
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:25 PM   #16
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