I just saw a guy die. - GoFuckYourself.com

donkevlar · 04-20-2008, 07:36 PM

I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didn't really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'wtf, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldn't tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in Belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

Fap · 04-20-2008, 07:39 PM

hahhaha havent seen one of these in awhile

Spunky · 04-20-2008, 07:40 PM

You had me until you called your mom

Jake the King · 04-20-2008, 07:40 PM

You Fucjker!!! That Was Funny!!!!!!

CaptainHowdy · 04-20-2008, 07:40 PM

LOL classic...

subc · 04-20-2008, 07:50 PM

best copypasta in a while :D

candyflip · 04-20-2008, 07:50 PM

I recently watched someone take their last breath and it was not the way I want to go.

Cancer blows.

Skillz Unlimited · 04-20-2008, 09:07 PM

That was great. You got me dude!..lmao

Bojangles · 04-20-2008, 09:33 PM

Lol. Kind of expected it this time.

media · 04-20-2008, 09:52 PM

Hehehe that was a good one man..

Some Guy · 04-20-2008, 09:56 PM

Now that one got me good.

Fap · 04-20-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I recently watched someone take their last breath and it was not the way I want to go.

Cancer blows.

did you read over the thread?

CleopatraoftheNile · 04-20-2008, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didn't really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'wtf, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldn't tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in Belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

This one is great!
hahahahha

Odin · 04-21-2008, 12:03 AM

lol good 1

Violetta · 04-21-2008, 12:10 AM

ooooooooolllllldddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

donkevlar · 04-21-2008, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

ooooooooolllllldddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

Even if I typed that directly from random thoughts in my head, there'd still be someone to proclaim that they heard that joke "so long ago, idiot".

flashfire · 04-21-2008, 01:20 AM

lol a classic

G.A.F · 04-21-2008, 02:25 AM

Stephen McTowelie · 04-21-2008, 02:29 AM

huda · 04-21-2008, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

ooooooooolllllldddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

oooold but gold!

viencarl · 04-21-2008, 05:09 AM

hilarious

MTCCash Tim · 04-21-2008, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I recently watched someone take their last breath and it was not the way I want to go.

Cancer blows.

I dont think that fits here.....

Holly · 04-21-2008, 05:57 AM

Got me, fucker.

Heidi Rabbit · 04-21-2008, 08:25 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Joe BrainCash · 04-21-2008, 08:51 AM

Fresh Prince rolled?

notoldschool · 04-21-2008, 08:56 AM

good one.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-21-2008, 08:58 AM

jerk that wasnt cool lol

florin · 04-21-2008, 09:06 AM

you make a lot of sense, dude.........

Adam_OC3 · 04-21-2008, 09:09 AM

That was funny

Rochard · 04-21-2008, 09:10 AM

I watched two people burn to death once.

This was years ago.... I was driving down the freeway when the mini van in front of me veered off the road, across the median, and smacked head on into a large construction truck. Cars went every where; A dozen cars crossed the median from the other side of the freeway onto my side. The mini van flipped over and caught fire, and everyone inside was knocked out. Myself and another guy broke the rear window and pulled two kids out. We couldn't get to the other two out because the fire had consumed the mini van.

Very sad day in my life really....

Walrus · 04-21-2008, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I watched two people burn to death once.

This was years ago.... I was driving down the freeway when the mini van in front of me veered off the road, across the median, and smacked head on into a large construction truck. Cars went every where; A dozen cars crossed the median from the other side of the freeway onto my side. The mini van flipped over and caught fire, and everyone inside was knocked out. Myself and another guy broke the rear window and pulled two kids out. We couldn't get to the other two out because the fire had consumed the mini van.

Very sad day in my life really....

Wow Rochard. That is quite a story. So you saved the lives of two kids then.

nico-t · 04-21-2008, 09:21 AM

Malicious Biz · 04-21-2008, 09:43 AM

MaxCandy · 04-21-2008, 10:04 AM

alot of dark humor on GFY lately

AdPatron · 04-21-2008, 12:08 PM

HAHA Had me goin for a minute! Now I am gonna have that damn theme stuck in my head all day!!!

Miguel T · 04-21-2008, 12:16 PM

LMAO! Niceeee, you got me one this one.

Double trouble · 04-21-2008, 12:17 PM

that was a good one man..

Broo · 04-21-2008, 12:19 PM

This one was funny thanks

Honez · 04-21-2008, 12:24 PM

Dammit. I just got Rick Rolled and now this.

I have to stop clicking on GFY threads, lol

mona · 04-21-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Dammit. I just got Rick Rolled and now this.

I have to stop clicking on GFY threads, lol

Hahaha, me too!!!

donkevlar · 04-21-2008, 02:12 PM

Aha these threads always bring out the confused foreigners and post skimmers.

Meeper · 04-21-2008, 02:18 PM

ROFL Got me too

Paparazzi · 04-21-2008, 02:21 PM

better then rick rolled

sumvanilla · 04-21-2008, 04:55 PM

Good one...you almost had me

Dagwolf · 07-22-2008, 09:29 PM

It is necessary to return this thread to page 1.

Veronica · 07-22-2008, 09:39 PM

Dammit, ya got me...

I had to read the line about calling your mom a coupla times, too, to realize I'd been duped.

It reminded me of the time a guy jumped onto the 110 freeway in Los Angeles. I was really pissed - not because I was late to work, but because I thought it was a really fucked up way to end things. He didn't die when he hit the pavement; it took a few cars hitting him and splattering him all over the road to do that. I was angry that he traumatized the innocent folks just on their way to wherever. But when I drove by and actually saw his body (parts), my mood changed and I got sad, thinking about what sort of internal demons must have been chasing him that he would go and do something like that.

By the way, you suck for tricking me. But it was a good one...

PlugRush Sascha · 07-22-2008, 09:47 PM

Haha, nice one, man.

tony286 · 07-22-2008, 09:48 PM

you got me, I read most before i realized what it was. lol

CaptainHowdy · 07-22-2008, 09:49 PM

Great bump! LOLOLOLOL

Iron Fist · 07-22-2008, 09:51 PM

I guess i'm getting too old.... I don't get it.

04-20-2008, 07:36 PM	#1
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	I just saw a guy die. I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didn't really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'wtf, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldn't tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in Belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air. __________________ [email protected]

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