When insults had class. - GoFuckYourself.com

Sansa · 04-28-2008, 03:08 PM

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire"
-Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about"
-Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure"
-Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary"
-William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it"
-Moses Hadas

"I've had a perfectly wounderful evening. But this wasn't it"
-Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it"
-Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends"
-Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my play. Bring a friend... if you have one"
-George Bernard to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one"
-Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here"
-Stephen Bishop

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them"
-James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial"
-Irving S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others"
-Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up"
-Paul Keating

"He has delusions of adequacy"
-Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure"
-Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lighting bolt"
-Robert Redford

"they never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge"
-Thomas Brackett Reed

"He is a self made man and worships his creator"
-John Bright

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily"
-Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him"
-Forrest Tucker

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know"
-Abraham Lincoln

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork"
-Mae West

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"
-Billy Wilder

"He uses statistics as a drunken uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination"
-Andrew Lang

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go"
-Oscar Wilde

sicone · 04-28-2008, 03:13 PM

Quote:

"they never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge"
-Thomas Brackett Reed

A large number of people here fit this...

SilentKnight · 04-28-2008, 03:16 PM

The Redford quote reminds me of one he used in the movie Sneakers.

(talking to an NSA agent he disliked)

Redford: "Yeah, the NSA was going to hire me, too...until they found out my parents were married."

M0nk · 04-28-2008, 03:40 PM

classy!!

Fap · 04-28-2008, 04:06 PM

haha some good ones

munki · 04-28-2008, 04:10 PM

That's awesome...

Jack Frost · 04-28-2008, 04:18 PM

Classic. Do you have the link where you found those?

Jack Frost · 04-28-2008, 04:58 PM

"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"
Lady Nancy Astor

"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
Winston Churchill
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"I never forget a face. Yours I'll make an exception"
George Burns

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx

"For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion"
Jashwin Antony

"I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight."
Mark Twain

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Abraham Lincoln

Fap · 04-28-2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Frost

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Abraham Lincoln

Thats an awesome one

CosmicTang · 04-28-2008, 05:20 PM

thanks for the post!

Fap · 04-28-2008, 10:31 PM

"Madam, I may be drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly"
-Winston Churchill

Kard63 · 04-28-2008, 10:41 PM

lmfao these are awesome. I'm going to steal half. This is a much better way of being insulting

Drake · 04-28-2008, 10:49 PM

Charming

Domain Diva · 04-28-2008, 10:57 PM

If I see you at a show lm sure l will be able to spot you from the talent

(Claire Prescott XXXBizTV 29th Aril 2008)

CaptainHowdy · 04-28-2008, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV

If I see you at a show lm sure l will be able to spot you from the talent

(Claire Prescott XXXBizTV 29th Aril 2008)

Ergh... hmm...

Domain Diva · 04-28-2008, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Ergh... hmm...

hey it wasnt that bad ,lm no winston churchill

Elli · 04-29-2008, 12:00 AM

Excellent choices

fluffygrrl · 04-29-2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Frost

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Abraham Lincoln

This is twain, and a number of others seem rather dubiously attributed.

baddog · 04-29-2008, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

This is twain, and a number of others seem rather dubiously attributed.

Well, since they both said it, and Lincoln was 26 years older, I am going to give the nod to him unless you can come up with a better reason why not.

fluffygrrl · 04-29-2008, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Well, since they both said it, and Lincoln was 26 years older, I am going to give the nod to him unless you can come up with a better reason why not.

Alternatively, you could document where Lincoln said it.

After Shock Media · 04-29-2008, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Alternatively, you could document where Lincoln said it.

Its baddog, surely he heard it first hand.

Brujah · 04-29-2008, 01:17 AM

Any good Dorothy Parker quotes in there (the source) ?

ManuelX · 04-29-2008, 01:30 AM

"If you were any smarter, I would admire you", made up.

After Shock Media · 04-29-2008, 01:47 AM

"A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no brain." Robert Heinlein
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." Robert Heinlein
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde

Jack Frost · 04-29-2008, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

Any good Dorothy Parker quotes in there (the source) ?

I believe the source is a facebook group called "When insults had class".

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2008, 02:53 AM

At the same time those were being said there were hundreds that we just as dumb as most of what are heard today.

Turf · 04-29-2008, 04:02 AM

some great ones there, will be sure to use then when doing support and the customer is simply too stupid for words..

Deputy Chief Command · 04-29-2008, 07:10 AM

even though all the insults in fact have "class" are better said are though trough

look at who they come from ? its not like they come from your average joe working at the supermarket .......

tranza · 04-29-2008, 07:14 AM

Lol, some very nice ones there!!

pornguy · 04-29-2008, 07:19 AM

The problem insulting people this way , now days is that it will be entirely wasted on 99.9% of the people.

Virtual Sophie · 04-29-2008, 09:50 AM

"Rehab is for quitters "

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Michaelious · 04-29-2008, 09:55 AM

Love all the Churchill quotes

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Sansa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 293	When insults had class. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" -Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about" -Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure" -Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary" -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? -Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it" -Moses Hadas "I've had a perfectly wounderful evening. But this wasn't it" -Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it" -Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends" -Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my play. Bring a friend... if you have one" -George Bernard to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one" -Winston Churchill, in response "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here" -Stephen Bishop "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them" -James Reston (about Richard Nixon) "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial" -Irving S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others" -Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up" -Paul Keating "He has delusions of adequacy" -Walter Kerr "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure" -Jack E. Leonard "He has the attention span of a lighting bolt" -Robert Redford "they never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge" -Thomas Brackett Reed "He is a self made man and worships his creator" -John Bright "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily" -Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him" -Forrest Tucker "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know" -Abraham Lincoln "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork" -Mae West "He has Van Gogh's ear for music" -Billy Wilder "He uses statistics as a drunken uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination" -Andrew Lang "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go" -Oscar Wilde

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