baddog

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the

Meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

'roommate', Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of

A relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made

Her more curious.



Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,

She started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer

Than met the eye.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'



About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your

Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful

Silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'



Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

____________________________________

Dear Mom,



I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.



But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were

Here for dinner.



Love, Brian

___________________________________



Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother

That read:



__________________________________________________ ____

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying

That you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,

She would have found the gravy ladle by now.



Love, Mom

munki

That's funny shit...

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stfucash_edd

LOL that was great, baddog

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aico

lol that was a good one.

payd2purv

Hahahaha p0wned.

Mom's are good like that.

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pornask

I lol'd