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Compdoctor · 04-30-2008, 05:41 AM

A Geordie and a mackem get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Mackem says, "So you're a Geordie, that's interesting. I'm a Sunderland fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Geordie replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Geordie went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

He hands the bottle to the Mackem who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Geordie. The Geordie takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Mackem. The Mackem asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Geordie replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"

qxm · 04-30-2008, 05:49 AM

hahha.... thats a try LOL moment

SexualDragon · 04-30-2008, 05:55 AM

zabijaq · 04-30-2008, 06:02 AM

:D Damn, I've heard equal joke looong ago but it still rocks.

Almost good as the one with third world war, 140 millions muslims and one busty blonde :D

cthulhu_waves · 04-30-2008, 06:41 AM

hahaha nice one

Sveindt Beindt · 04-30-2008, 07:36 AM

Lol funny

sicone · 04-30-2008, 07:38 AM

Mike Honcho · 04-30-2008, 09:20 AM

You told the excact same joke like a week or two ago, just using a man, women, and a bottle of wine.

Step it up comp d., I love your j.o.t.d, but you need to step it up in a major way.

You were on fire last week, but you've seem to have fallen off the deep end

Pete-KT · 04-30-2008, 10:27 AM

you told this joke a week ago about a man and a women

wanted · 04-30-2008, 10:31 AM

bastard !

Spunky · 04-30-2008, 11:59 AM

Heh heh..that wasn't bad

tranza · 04-30-2008, 12:06 PM

Same joke you told a few days ago..................

Compdoctor · 04-30-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho

You told the excact same joke like a week or two ago, just using a man, women, and a bottle of wine.

Step it up comp d., I love your j.o.t.d, but you need to step it up in a major way.

You were on fire last week, but you've seem to have fallen off the deep end

Remember I am down to one eye for a few days...operation when well, thanks for asking

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-30-2008, 12:20 PM

yes ive heard that about a women and a guy before lol

baddog · 04-30-2008, 12:27 PM

What are Mackem's and Geordie's?

sniperwolf · 04-30-2008, 01:06 PM

lol! that's called witty!

Violetta · 04-30-2008, 01:42 PM

lol...

was posted here last month though

woj · 04-30-2008, 02:04 PM

StuBradley · 04-30-2008, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

What are Mackem's and Geordie's?

Exactly what I was going to ask.

Kream · 04-30-2008, 02:09 PM

HaHaHa....Crazy

Kream 3x

Michaelious · 04-30-2008, 02:13 PM

Lol i like this one, never heard it before!

wargames · 04-30-2008, 02:18 PM

Kudles · 04-30-2008, 03:24 PM

Haha!!!!

SexualDragon · 04-30-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

you told this joke a week ago about a man and a women

I thought it sounded familiar

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