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05-04-2008, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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just played a prank on two whores
I am a dirtbag loser I know,
Anyways, so I go to see this escort and she looked nothing like the picture in her ad. She was fatter and had a shitload of pimples. Anyways, I lowball her ass because she was so fugly. She was all pissed off cuz of that and the service sucked. Anyways, so after I left I called her from another phone and pretended I was someone else. Made her dress up all sexy and shit and then take a cab all the way to the other side of town to this hotel. Then stood her up. She is calling me now as we speak to see where the hell I am, haha. Did it to her friend at the same time, then I called her back and she was in the cab going back to her place, I told her I was going to the ATM and then she said ok and came back, and then stood her up again. Funny shit. She left this pissed off message on my phone, hahaha. |
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05-04-2008, 11:22 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Whats the message say? Pics or it didn't happen!
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05-04-2008, 11:32 PM
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she said I hope you had fun jackass. I thought you were classy, but I guess you were wrong.
haha I just called her again and told her I had the shits and I want to come down now and meet her at the gift shop, she pulled around hahaha. It wont let me post urls since I dont have 30 posts, but she is on cityvibe under shayla |
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05-04-2008, 11:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 237 619 975
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for posting this man. You made my night!
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05-04-2008, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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your welcome!
next time i will call the hotel security on her ass. lol |
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05-05-2008, 02:03 AM
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
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you're a tool... get a life.
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05-05-2008, 02:10 AM
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Hahahahaha
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05-05-2008, 02:14 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Mobile, AL
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Her large African-American agent is calling his acquaintance LaShonda at your cellular carrier at this moment, he would like to knock on your door later this week
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05-05-2008, 04:26 AM
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Location: Toronto
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She'll get her laughs when you go to take a piss and your dick is oozing some nasty shit. ;)
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05-05-2008, 04:38 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Location: Los Angeles
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Wow, high school is going to rock.
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05-05-2008, 05:03 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Denmark
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Having to call escort girls are so... elite
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05-05-2008, 05:28 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Location: A Public Bathroom
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im speechless... not even a poo related post from me...
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05-05-2008, 06:18 AM
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Certified Asshole
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Location: In front of my laptop.
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thats funny
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05-05-2008, 06:26 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: This was my wife circa 2002
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ibanez has no contact information "Cuz" this is such a lie.
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05-05-2008, 06:33 AM
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Black Vagina Finder
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Location: The Midwest
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