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boneprone · 05-07-2008, 03:56 PM

Oregon is next for the race for President. Bill Clinton just called me becasue we have contrubeded $$ to the Democratic Party. He wanted us to back Hillary.

I told him I own a domain called LAZYNEGRO.COM and we could really hit Obama hard if we put some thought into it.

He pretended he didnt hear me...

WTF...

GrouchyAdmin · 05-07-2008, 03:58 PM

You should have mentioned subdomains that involved blowjobs. That'd get him listening.

Socks · 05-07-2008, 04:01 PM

You obviously need to work on your sales skills. ;)

BradM · 05-07-2008, 04:02 PM

If this is true, I am flying to oregon tonight and pinning a gold star on your chest. amazing.

J-Reel · 05-07-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Oregon is next for the race for President. Bill Clinton just called me becasue we have contrubeded $$ to the Democratic Party. He wanted us to back Hillary.

I told him I own a domain called LAZYNEGRO.COM and we could really hit Obama hard if we put some thought into it.

He pretended he didnt hear me...

WTF...

Kard63 · 05-07-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

If this is true, I am flying to oregon tonight and pinning a gold star on your chest. amazing.

BP tells the best stories. I don't even care that they are untrue.

fris · 05-07-2008, 08:14 PM

tom cruz just left my house

mikeyddddd · 05-07-2008, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

tom cruz just left my house

He had to leave because he's bringing me a pizza.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-07-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

He had to leave because he's bringing me a pizza.

A Big Sausage Pizza...

Tom needs to push away from the pizza - dude's been putting away a lot of pies lately and it's starting to show:

But back to the topic at hand...

ADG

High Plains Drifter · 05-07-2008, 08:40 PM

Anybody that laughs at a boneprone thread is just kissing ass, cause I've never read one that was funny.

Kard63 · 05-07-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Anybody that laughs at a boneprone thread is just kissing ass, cause I've never read one that was funny.

I have no idea how he makes money, if he has enough money to be worth kissing his ass, or if his business could benefit my business in anyway. I think he is hilarious. If he really is anal hobbit he is quite possibly the funniest person of all time.

Titty Fucker · 05-07-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Anybody that laughs at a boneprone thread is just kissing ass, cause I've never read one that was funny.

Maybe you lack a sense of Humor?

J-Reel · 05-07-2008, 08:58 PM

Naughty-Pages · 05-07-2008, 09:08 PM

drunken nights and politics = site like this:

http://www.obamaspastor.com
and
http://www.jeremiah-wright.com

lol

Supz · 05-07-2008, 09:15 PM

is this like the time michael jackson came to use your bathroom

ProjectNaked · 05-07-2008, 11:31 PM

you need to put a post it note on the screen that is logged in as anal hobbit - this thread was not

Vince Russo · 05-08-2008, 12:30 AM

Was it a recording? In my state they use recorded voices to call donors in situations like these.

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