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Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:24 PM

I am so excited I found a girl who likes to suck cock like a champ

I met her off line and she is a total slut

She has a BF and came out to meet me last week from her town like 100 miles away to see me.
We hung out for a long time and made out I guess you could say that my hand made its way up into her sweet pussy for like a hour I was fingering her good

I think Im going to take it to the next level now and fuck the shit out of her

Should I wear a condom I usually dont like them but.....

_mC_ · 09-17-2007, 11:26 PM

If you do wear one... wear it correctly for best results!

After Shock Media · 09-17-2007, 11:26 PM

Get it over with and just take her the rest of the way out of the package and fill that little silicon luv pocket up with your baby batter. Do not fret one rarely catches bugs from mail order rubber girlfriends unless her boy friend dumped her on ebay or craigslist.

brand0n · 09-17-2007, 11:26 PM

my blogs need this kinda shit

Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by _mC_

If you do wear one... wear it correctly for best results!

No shit I know how to wrap it thanks its just I was thinkin when I was fingering her and her juice was flowing down to my elbow....

WOW if this was my cock and it was wrapped up Id have to keep it wrapped up till I took a shower cause damn what alot of juice

Anyone who has been there knows what Im talking about

Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Get it over with and just take her the rest of the way out of the package and fill that little silicon luv pocket up with your baby batter. Do not fret one rarely catches bugs from mail order rubber girlfriends unless her boy friend dumped her on ebay or craigslist.

dude havent done that before

Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:38 PM

This is serious guys I need advice on this one shes only 22 and her pussy was so hot ,and she even was able to suck my finger with it!!!!

I have been with alot of girls and have never ever had a pussy that could do that!

What do you think on it?

Should I propose?????

dav3 · 09-17-2007, 11:43 PM

Are you asking a question in here? The answer is yes to both, fuck her, and wear a condom. You might want to shield your balls with some saran wrap too. haha

Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Are you asking a question in here? The answer is yes to both, fuck her, and wear a condom. You might want to shield your balls with some saran wrap too. haha

Yes this is a question here I am so excited to finally be getting laid

She also speaks highly of all her girlfriends I think I may have hit the jackpot here

I never tried saran wrap but it might be a good idea to pick some up!

God I cant wait till I do sink it in......

Ripshit · 09-17-2007, 11:49 PM

Has any dude out there had a girl that can do that with her pussy?

lazycash · 09-17-2007, 11:55 PM

Maybe you and Eddie Executive can get together for lunch and swap pussy fingering stories.

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Maybe you and Eddie Executive can get together for lunch and swap pussy fingering stories.

That would rock tell him I finally found an incredible one

2012 · 09-18-2007, 12:06 AM

can I poke her too ?

dav3 · 09-18-2007, 12:06 AM

Interesting. If you play your cards right, you could have yourself a little group thing going on, so alcohol will play an important role in this. Just remember, pics (or video) or it didn't happen.

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

That would rock tell him I finally found an incredible one

Well he had a bad experience with his last fingering, maybe you can give him some pointers. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=765743

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 12:09 AM

Just curious, you say you just met her and made out, but according to your thread title you are now dating? When are you going to introduce her to your snake collection?

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Just curious, you say you just met her and made out, but according to your thread title you are now dating? When are you going to introduce her to your snake collection?

I dont usually introduce anyone to my snakes.

They are not here at this house anyways.

That is a private collection only to be veiwed by those who are interested in buying or selling in that fashion.

I have moved the entire collection btw to a better environment in the deep south.

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

I dont usually introduce anyone to my snakes.

They are not here at this house anyways.

That is a private collection only to be veiwed by those who are interested in buying or selling in that fashion.

I have moved the entire collection btw to a better environment in the deep south.

Well now that you two are dating, I'm sure she'll be breaking up with her boyfriend soon and the next step should be to introduce her to your snakes right before they meet mom and dad.

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:00 AM

God she is so fucking muther fucking hot hot hot hot hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:04 AM

I asked her if she could shoot,and she said to me she tryed before but couldnt do it,but she said she did it though once so that is one of the things I am aiming for!

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

I asked her if she could shoot,and she said to me she tryed before but couldnt do it,but she said she did it though once so that is one of the things I am aiming for!

Just make sure the gun she has isn't loaded.

Profits of Doom · 09-18-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Maybe you and Eddie Executive can get together for lunch and swap pussy fingering stories.

No shit, what is with these fucking 8th graders and their ridiculous stories? "Dude, I TOTALLY got to third base with her, but then my mom came home and I had to hide her in the closet!" The sad thing is that is a true story, but I was 15 at the time...

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Just make sure the gun she has isn't loaded.

She aint packin that I know of but she likes to get packed though ,and told me she wants it anal bad!
I cant wait for that.....
Its been like a week,and I have to say the pain of waiting is better than the actual (FUCK)I cant wait for the rest of the teasing..............

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

No shit, what is with these fucking 8th graders and their ridiculous stories? "Dude, I TOTALLY got to third base with her, but then my mom came home and I had to hide her in the closet!" The sad thing is that is a true story, but I was 15 at the time...

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

No shit, what is with these fucking 8th graders and their ridiculous stories? "Dude, I TOTALLY got to third base with her, but then my mom came home and I had to hide her in the closet!" The sad thing is that is a true story, but I was 15 at the time...

you have to remember she is only just 22

lazycash · 09-18-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

I have to say the pain of waiting is better than the actual (FUCK)I cant wait for the rest of the teasing..............

Really? Fucking has always been better than waiting for me.

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Really? Fucking has always been better than waiting for me.

Thats cause your a dog

Profits of Doom · 09-18-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

you have to remember she is only just 22

So what's your excuse?

By the way, don't you mean 12, which is the age I suspect you are? First the ridiculous conspiracy theories, and now middle school locker room talk?

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

So what's your excuse?

By the way, don't you mean 12, which is the age I suspect you are? First the ridiculous conspiracy theories, and now middle school locker room talk?

you wish beotch I only speak the truth nomatter what the circumstance!
When are you fuckwads goimg to get off my cock now????

Sorry if your Jealous........

Profits of Doom · 09-18-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

you wish beotch I only speak the truth nomatter what the circumstance!
When are you fuckwads goimg to get off my cock now????

Sorry if your Jealous........

Yup, you guessed it. The world is on you cock. We're all jealous. We all aspire to tell tall tales on a message board desperately hoping for a pat on the back and some validation. What was I thinking? Must have been the jealousy clouding my mind...

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Yup, you guessed it. The world is on you cock. We're all jealous. We all aspire to tell tall tales on a message board desperately hoping for a pat on the back and some validation. What was I thinking? Must have been the jealousy clouding my mind...

Look Im so sorry if you get the cunt all the time but its been a whiloe for me cock!!!@!@

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-18-2007, 02:11 AM

Asking this on a web board named "Go Fuck Yourself".

Tell ya what..
Wear no condom, make sure she is not on the pill, don't bother testing she is probably clear of anything. WHile you are fucking her give her Boyfriend a call and let em hear you fucking his GF, after that give em your address and tell em to send his mom over.

V_RocKs · 09-18-2007, 02:54 AM

Anyone can bang an Al Quada bitch... move on.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-18-2007, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit

I am so excited I found a girl who likes to suck cock like a champ

I met her off line and she is a total slut

She has a BF and came out to meet me last week from her town like 100 miles away to see me.
We hung out for a long time and made out I guess you could say that my hand made its way up into her sweet pussy for like a hour I was fingering her good

I think Im going to take it to the next level now and fuck the shit out of her

Should I wear a condom I usually dont like them but.....

Dear penthouse...

AGS-17 · 09-18-2007, 03:18 AM

interesting..!thx

NickB. · 09-18-2007, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

my blogs need this kinda shit

hahahhahha nice one

justsexxx · 09-18-2007, 05:23 AM

damn tgis is this a highschool forum? Lol dude get over it. ENjoy it, and stop bothering us with this kinda of talk

headless ghost · 09-18-2007, 05:38 AM

aw shit!
I thought their was something worth reading in here.

Ripshit · 09-18-2007, 05:54 AM

I think I should tell ya that I think I really really am going to slam her in the ass.
I am not planning on wearing protection,and not planning on pulling out.

Scott McD · 09-18-2007, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet

Dear penthouse...

bronco67 · 09-18-2007, 07:12 AM

I remember when I had my first girlfriend....

CDSmith · 09-18-2007, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

The world is on your cock.

Best quote ever.

DaddyHalbucks · 09-18-2007, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit

I think Im going to take it to the next level now and fuck the shit out of her

Should I wear a condom I usually dont like them but.....

If you don't wear one, get ready for this..

pbmaster · 09-18-2007, 07:56 AM

nice one man, congrats! :D

Fletch XXX · 09-18-2007, 07:57 AM

bring condoms

tranza · 09-18-2007, 08:03 AM

If you're into babies and STD's, skip the condom for sure!

mistergardener · 09-18-2007, 08:21 AM

Hahahaha. Great advice.

GAMEFINEST · 09-18-2007, 08:26 AM

great story

bobby666 · 09-18-2007, 10:13 AM

better stay at home and drink some beer

Angie77 · 09-18-2007, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet

Dear penthouse...

hahaha

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Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	Im getting ready to fuck this new chick Ive been dating I am so excited I found a girl who likes to suck cock like a champ I met her off line and she is a total slut She has a BF and came out to meet me last week from her town like 100 miles away to see me. We hung out for a long time and made out I guess you could say that my hand made its way up into her sweet pussy for like a hour I was fingering her good I think Im going to take it to the next level now and fuck the shit out of her Should I wear a condom I usually dont like them but.....

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Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	This is serious guys I need advice on this one shes only 22 and her pussy was so hot ,and she even was able to suck my finger with it!!!! I have been with alot of girls and have never ever had a pussy that could do that! What do you think on it? Should I propose?????

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lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Just curious, you say you just met her and made out, but according to your thread title you are now dating? When are you going to introduce her to your snake collection? Last edited by lazycash; 09-18-2007 at 12:11 AM..

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