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baddog · 05-18-2008, 11:45 PM

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

Miss Munki · 05-19-2008, 01:04 AM

Alky · 05-19-2008, 01:07 AM

Funny... I wonder if anyone has ever been brave enough to try it.

bobby666 · 05-19-2008, 03:10 AM

hehe , nice one

Vick! · 05-19-2008, 03:31 AM

OMG .. I thought its predictable but it totally was not. Nice joke. Thanks for the laugh.

Violetta · 05-19-2008, 04:03 AM

hahahahahahaha

SexualDragon · 05-19-2008, 09:18 AM

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tony286 · 05-19-2008, 09:21 AM

Good one baddog.

Fucksakes · 05-19-2008, 09:22 AM

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his

something wrong in this sentence.

CherryLipsRosa · 05-19-2008, 10:12 AM

hahaha thx for a good laugh

baddog · 05-19-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his

something wrong in this sentence.

The rest of the sentence missing perhaps?

Juicy D. Links · 05-19-2008, 10:15 AM

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who · 05-19-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

The rest of the sentence missing perhaps?

I had the same reaction - the rest of the sentence is certainly a must

Fucksakes · 05-19-2008, 10:17 AM

a man told his lover to take his boots

this makes sense to you?... so this married guy having sex with a male secretary, goes home to his wife.

Fucksakes · 05-19-2008, 10:19 AM

ahh ok I get it.. he told her to take his shoes out..

baddog · 05-19-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

ahh ok I get it.. he told her to take his shoes out..

Stay faithful.

GAMEFINEST · 05-19-2008, 10:30 AM

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