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Old 05-24-2008, 08:18 PM   #1
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german chicks are hard to get!
allright, apart from the fucking bum ass whores who begged for a smoke after i just walked in 2 minutes in the goddamn club (god i hate freeloaders) ive come to the conclusion that the german chicks are hard to get. When i do the 'grind' move in holland it works like 1 out of 3 times. I tried it 6 or 7 times and the german ho's just didn't budge! Wow.... That doesn't change the fact that i love german chicks though. Very hot. Although i wouldve expect some results tonight
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:20 PM   #2
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:22 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:23 PM   #4
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Those fucking Krauts! What kind of club was it?
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #6
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Those fucking Krauts! What kind of club was it?
Index, in shuttorf (sp?) near the dutch border... i used to go there more a few years ago but it seems since the german smoke ban it didnt help the number of custumors
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:30 PM   #7
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Most of the german women I've met seem to be stuck up
They usually are. Or they're complete drunk, drugged up skankbags. Either way, you lose. Don't expect to find a German girl that doesn't suck at life, you probably won't. Ever.
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:31 PM   #8
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Index, in shuttorf (sp?) near the dutch border... i used to go there more a few years ago but it seems since the german smoke ban it didnt help the number of custumors
Never been there. Is it techno fucktardation or rap-type music where people fight on the dancefloor?
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:32 PM   #9
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They usually are. Or they're complete drunk, drugged up skankbags. Either way, you lose. Don't expect to find a German girl that doesn't suck at life, you probably won't. Ever.
but the worst thing is, they're hotter than dutch chicks haha
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but the worst thing is, they're hotter than dutch chicks haha
I don't know. I hate when chicks talk German in bed. It makes me want to puke all over the sheets, even though I was born and raised in Germany. Maybe that's why I married an American. At least you know you'll have a few good beers before you have to bang any of the German chicks, so it doesn't matter how disgustingly hideous the language is.
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:38 PM   #11
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I don't find German women attractive at all. Not really into European girls...
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:39 PM   #12
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Never been there. Is it techno fucktardation or rap-type music where people fight on the dancefloor?
LOL - both. The techno hall is smoke free, so thats also the one hall where there arent much people. The r&b and hiphop hall is pretty big, and u can smoke there, but with some fucking circles turning around all the time for the attention whores - when they would change it to a normal dancefloor it would be a fucking great place to pick up chicks. Now all the stuck up bitches stand on the edges of the circles dancing, already moving away when u approach them. And ofcourse the place is flooded with kneegrows and whities with oversized hiphop clothing haha.
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:43 PM   #13
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I don't know. I hate when chicks talk German in bed. It makes me want to puke all over the sheets, even though I was born and raised in Germany. Maybe that's why I married an American. At least you know you'll have a few good beers before you have to bang any of the German chicks, so it doesn't matter how disgustingly hideous the language is.
hahaha i know what you mean, i really hated german language, i guess thats logical for dutch people. but lately i been traveling thru germany several times, and i realy like the people, i dont hate the language as much as i used to.... i kinda started loving germany lol.
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LOL - both. The techno hall is smoke free, so thats also the one hall where there arent much people. The r&b and hiphop hall is pretty big, and u can smoke there, but with some fucking circles turning around all the time for the attention whores - when they would change it to a normal dancefloor it would be a fucking great place to pick up chicks. Now all the stuck up bitches stand on the edges of the circles dancing, already moving away when u approach them. And ofcourse the place is flooded with kneegrows and whities with oversized hiphop clothing haha.
The rotating dancefloor sounds familiar, but it was probably at some other shitty club. Rap club bitches might be harder to pick up because they usually just smoke weed and drink. If you want an easy lay and some STDs to go with it if you forget to bag it, you need to go with the drugged up techno whores. They are mostly too fucked up to light a cigarette, so that place may as well be smoke free. They'd probably just burn themselves or freak out hallucinating when they see the fire to light their cigarette.

Better luck next time though. The best way to land chicks at those clubs is to go into the area where they serve food and the music isn't so loud. Then you can just pick a girl and see if she'll let you sit with her. That makes her think you might be interested in more than just plowing into her. Those stuck up "I have a brain" slags love that approach. Then you get her drunk, fuck her and never talk to her again. Make sure you play out your accent too, if you have one. Girls love accents.
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:50 PM   #15
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The rotating dancefloor sounds familiar, but it was probably at some other shitty club. Rap club bitches might be harder to pick up because they usually just smoke weed and drink. If you want an easy lay and some STDs to go with it if you forget to bag it, you need to go with the drugged up techno whores. They are mostly too fucked up to light a cigarette, so that place may as well be smoke free. They'd probably just burn themselves or freak out hallucinating when they see the fire to light their cigarette.

Better luck next time though. The best way to land chicks at those clubs is to go into the area where they serve food and the music isn't so loud. Then you can just pick a girl and see if she'll let you sit with her. That makes her think you might be interested in more than just plowing into her. Those stuck up "I have a brain" slags love that approach. Then you get her drunk, fuck her and never talk to her again. Make sure you play out your accent too, if you have one. Girls love accents.
holy fuck, i love this tip... im positive it fucking works there too, thanks hahaha!
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:53 PM   #16
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holy fuck, i love this tip... im positive it fucking works there too, thanks hahaha!
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:01 PM   #17
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No problem.

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i am definatly gonna try the food place tip, that's usually a place i avoid........ but it just got another dimension!!!!

oh and im one of those people who'd rather go to hell than heaven.... fuck, i live like a vampire already, im fucking MADE for hell! Tooo light = headaches. Fuck heaven!
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:03 PM   #18
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:15 PM   #19
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german chicks are trailer trash most of the time..
but it's like trailer trash is made for me.... like the trailer trash chicks here. I dont know what it is but those kinda chicks like me, and i like how they are. Theyre realer than any other kind of chicks, they dont give a fuck about other people, and they maintain themselfs....
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Even the word "nipple" in german translates to Breast Wart - I mean, its not a good sign is it.
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is your designer a German Chick? would help explain a lot of things...
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