My friend caught her boyfriend masturbating in the shower & she's pissed ... - GoFuckYourself.com

AZSarah · 05-30-2008, 09:42 AM

Pissed because he was using her favorite expensive conditioner as jack off lube.
Now she said she knows why it seems like she is going through a new bottle every other week.

Wouldn't that burn though?

MetaMan · 05-30-2008, 09:44 AM

i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible.

GeoAdultKiel · 05-30-2008, 09:44 AM

just don't let it get in the hole

uno · 05-30-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible.

awesome franck!

O MARINA · 05-30-2008, 09:46 AM

I bet you a bottle of very expensive Joico conditioner, her boyfriend is a used car salesman

AZSarah · 05-30-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible.

Tabasco?

CDSmith · 05-30-2008, 09:46 AM

Maybe he likes the burn?

And... can't a guy have a little fucking PRIVACY? Christamighty.

MetaMan · 05-30-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

awesome franck!

why the hell are you calling me Fronk?
Fronk is a whiny dutchmen, i am hilarious.

we are nothing alike.

AZSarah · 05-30-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I bet you a bottle of very expensive Joico conditioner, her boyfriend is a used car salesman

Ahaha, I think he is in finance!

(You're lucky ginger have no hair, but still, swap out Joico for suave if he come over!)

O MARINA · 05-30-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Ahaha, I think he is in finance!

(You're lucky ginger have no hair, but still, swap out Joico for suave if he come over!)

ahah

Dish Soap & Milk

CDSmith · 05-30-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Ahaha, I think he is in finance!

(You're lucky ginger have no hair, but still, swap out Joico for suave if he come over!)

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

ahah

Dish Soap & Milk

Uh oh, it's another one of those threads.

Tom_PM · 05-30-2008, 09:52 AM

Maybe she needs to sneak into the shower when he's in there and facilitate things. I dunno, I'm just sayin.

raven1083 · 05-30-2008, 09:53 AM

That was amazing! lol!

Shok · 05-30-2008, 09:53 AM

I would wipe my dick on your curtains when I was done and piss in your Pert bottle

undersoul · 05-30-2008, 09:53 AM

did she jump in the shower and help him?

PR_Sebas · 05-30-2008, 09:54 AM

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

Anna_Miller · 05-30-2008, 09:55 AM

I think conditioner is a pretty popular choice actually. She should just go buy him his own big container of Tre Semme at Target. lol

_Richard_ · 05-30-2008, 09:55 AM

conditioner as lube? man..

Kudles · 05-30-2008, 09:58 AM

Tell her to get over it. At least he knows what a quality product it is.

jimmy-3-way · 05-30-2008, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

A quote from a guy who's never had a long term GF.

okok · 05-30-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Now she said she knows why it seems like she is going through a new bottle every other week.

CLASSIC!

Karupted Charles · 05-30-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

Are you serious? I need to get off like 3 times a day. Even a very willing girlfriend will have trouble walking after just a few days of sex like that. Not to mention sometimes its nice to go in and get a quick relief without all the work of priming your girl.

CosmicTang · 05-30-2008, 10:01 AM

more proof that there isn't anything women won't talk about with their friends. I'm sure every one of her friends now knows the story and will think about it the next time they're around the couple.

Shok · 05-30-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

I can do things with my hand that she wont let me.
Like punch it and light it on fire, then have anal sex with it....and sometimes I have a 3-way

Mohawk Steve · 05-30-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I would wipe my dick on your curtains when I was done and piss in your Pert bottle

Spoken like a true gentleman

CDSmith · 05-30-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off?

Tell you what... when girls stop saying no to their boyfriends, that's when guys who have girlfriends will stop jerking off.

Sounds fair to me.

CDSmith · 05-30-2008, 10:04 AM

Okay I lied. They'll still jerk off.

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-30-2008, 10:05 AM

your friend should be thankin her lucky stars, that's so fucking hawt!!!!!

Shok · 05-30-2008, 10:06 AM

Conditioner never calls 911 when Im done

PR_Sebas · 05-30-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Okay I lied. They'll still jerk off.

lol... i dunno maybe im just lucky but ive never had a gf who didnt want it at least 2 - 3 times a week which was perfectly fine with me....

hmm... maybe i only date horny sluts?

Persius · 05-30-2008, 10:07 AM

conditioner doesn't burn, only shampoo does

AZSarah · 05-30-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Anna_Miller

I think conditioner is a pretty popular choice actually. She should just go buy him his own big container of Tre Semme at Target. lol

That's what I said! Buy some VO5 or whatever.

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-30-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

conditioner doesn't burn, only shampoo does

and you know this because.........?

Persius · 05-30-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

and you know this because.........?

I know chemistry and i know the chemicals involved in each

Dirty F · 05-30-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell are you calling me Fronk?
Fronk is a whiny dutchmen, i am hilarious.

we are nothing alike.

CaptainHowdy · 05-30-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible.

Awesome tip...

O MARINA · 05-30-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

Conditioner never calls 911 when Im done

your hair looks so nice today

Shok · 05-30-2008, 10:12 AM

Im using Head and Shoulders right now

It feels goooooooood and no dandruff on my sac

Tom_PM · 05-30-2008, 10:14 AM

"Gee your dick smells terrific!"

made myself 1 org laugh

jimmy-3-way · 05-30-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

That's what I said! Buy some VO5 or whatever.

Fuck that, you have no idea how silky and sensual Aveda Tree Sap conditioner feels on the wiener.

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-30-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

I know chemistry and i know the chemicals involved in each

damn, i thought there would be a better story behind it

Persius · 05-30-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

damn, i thought there would be a better story behind it

and by chemistry in other words I've experimented all different types of lubes!

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-30-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

and by chemistry in other words I've experimented all different types of lubes!

hahahaha, i knew it! now that's the story that needed telling

datatank · 05-30-2008, 10:28 AM

amrina doesnt have a bf

Persius · 05-30-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

hahahaha, i knew it! now that's the story that needed telling

That's more of a personal story i would rather share in person ;)

dynastoned · 05-30-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

lollllllllllll

i was talking to my roommate and his girlfriend about this last night. i cracked a joke about him jerking off or something and his girl straight outed his ass. talking about she hasn't gotten any for like a week and a half. he got all embarrassed, butthurt, and defensive. i fucking died laughing because i was just joking.

the fucked up thing is his girl is hot i just don't get it. id be taxing that shit every night.

Quagmire · 05-30-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

lol... i dunno maybe im just lucky but ive never had a gf who didnt want it at least 2 - 3 times a week which was perfectly fine with me....

hmm... maybe i only date horny sluts?

only 2 or 3 times a week?? Either you're old or broken. Either way, see a doctor about it, they can fix your libido.

CDSmith · 05-30-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

lol... i dunno maybe im just lucky but ive never had a gf who didnt want it at least 2 - 3 times a week which was perfectly fine with me....

hmm... maybe i only date horny sluts?

You think 2-3 times a week = horny slut?

Not . even . close.

Fucksakes · 05-30-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

and you know this because.........?

I know.. when I shower with my girlfriend she loves to wash that part of me the most, normally its hand soap or body gel.

I dont know about her.. but if I caught my gf masturbating.. Id probably think its hot as fuck or that I am not satisfying her.. which maybe why she is so pissed.

AZSarah · 05-30-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

amrina doesnt have a bf

Yeah, I know. What you don't realize is that I have 2 other friends.
So ha!

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