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Old 05-31-2008, 11:05 AM   #1
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Have you ever photographed a burn victim?...I just did.

I found a 40 year old woman today with maybe 40% burns....from the waist down, it's all good but both arms, her face, head, and one nipple on her tit was all burned up.....She somehow burned herself leaning over a stove...

I got to touch her skin and burned titty and everything....the skin felt really tight and smooth....Kind of like a thick leather or latex....When I was shooting her nice ass and decent looking pussy, I mentioned to her, "Well at least your pussy ain't burnt".....

She gave a HELUVA blowjob...But since she didn't have any lips, she fucking perfected her tongue game....Her head was barely moving but my dick was feeling a party going on in her mouth just like if her head was moving a mile a minute...

I just got home and I'm still kinda woozy from that sleepytime head so the cameras are still in the bag.....But I won't be putting this girl out for awhile.....I'm going to save this one for when sales are slow....This one is GUARANTEED money in the bank!
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:10 AM   #2
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:13 AM   #3
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:28 AM   #5
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Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:48 PM   #7
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How about... my girl Fryday.

I'm going directly to hell for this.
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:03 PM   #8
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What kind of stove did she lean over?
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:10 PM   #9
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:17 PM   #10
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:35 PM   #11
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Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.

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Old 05-31-2008, 04:24 PM   #12
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Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.

suck any dicks lately?
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:24 PM   #13
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Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.
You know, I was thinking the same thing.....Black people know how to use stoves.....

edit.....just getting up from a nap.....That blowjob knocked me the fuck out.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:31 PM   #14
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Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.


you're one sick motherfucker
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:43 PM   #15
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:15 PM   #16
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Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:26 PM   #17
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You know, I was thinking the same thing.....Black people know how to use stoves.....

edit.....just getting up from a nap.....That blowjob knocked me the fuck out.
It is true. White females are more likely to blow themselves up on stove.
It is a statistical fact.

http://books.google.com/books?id=Rde...l=en#PPA163,M1

However black males have an increased risk of burn over white males by 18%.
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:04 PM   #18
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thank god there were no pics in this thread
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Old 05-31-2008, 06:18 PM   #19
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:20 PM   #20
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I DEMAND PICS OF SKILLET...

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Old 05-31-2008, 09:39 PM   #21
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I here Bill Cosby is getting his own line of sweaters now.
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She gave a HELUVA blowjob...But since she didn't have any lips, she fucking perfected her tongue game....Her head was barely moving but my dick was feeling a party going on in her mouth just like if her head was moving a mile a minute...

OMG...she HAD. NO. LIPS.

That shit just made me LOL for a full minute. Thanks for helping me put an expedited stamp on my pass to hell.
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Old 06-01-2008, 08:32 AM   #27
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Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.
No doubt, my uncle had a friend who had gotten into some serious drug issues.
He was smoking something, and it caught him on fire and burnt 90% of his body, was all over the news.

So sad!!!
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im still laughing just picturing the no lips and the tongue movement...
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If I posted BVFs site on surfer forums.. He'd become E-Famous over night his shit is just that ridiculous..
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I really need to see pics of no lip Skillet.
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can't figure out the scenario you had with her. *thinking*..
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god damnit bvf, why tease and not post at least one pic?
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