(Hackers) Does anyone know how down a stolen laptop? (reward inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 05-31-2008, 08:19 PM

Some dickwad ripped my macbook air out of a party at my house. I want to find the muther fucker. Does anyone know how you can track down a laptop by someone else using it?

I will gladly pay to bust this ashole.

Spunky · 05-31-2008, 08:20 PM

You have to have a gps tracker installed previous.well worth the investment.I think you're fucked man

tony286 · 05-31-2008, 08:23 PM

That sucks.

camgirlshide · 05-31-2008, 08:25 PM

do you have any software on it that would automatically communicate with some server when it is connected to a network? The best would be if you have something like a dyndns client, but other software such as automatic backup software would also work. If so, you could get his ip and then go from there.

Spunky · 05-31-2008, 08:29 PM

More than likely he will reformat,eventually

baddog · 05-31-2008, 08:31 PM

No LoJack I guess. Good investment.

and I will watch to see if you come online on ICQ

fuzebox · 05-31-2008, 08:37 PM

There's different software you can get that will notify a central server every time the computer is turned on, with it's current IP address and even webcam shots if you have a builtin webcam, but unless you had that setup in advance, there's not much you can do. I don't know if these programs are available for OSX either.

Sorry to hear about the theft, having your laptop stolen sucks horribly, especially if it's your primary computer.

papill0n · 05-31-2008, 08:55 PM

Fuck what a pain in the arse. Sorry to hear this Jay.

Thurbs · 05-31-2008, 09:07 PM

did you install Back2Mac with your .mac ?? if not, ur done.

should really pay the $100 / year just for that.

seeric · 05-31-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Some dickwad ripped my macbook air out of a party at my house. I want to find the muther fucker. Does anyone know how you can track down a laptop by someone else using it?

I will gladly pay to bust this ashole.

wtf?

thats some bullshit. wish i was there, i'm always watching fuckers for that very reason when i'm there.

goddamnit! that sucks man.

should be a process of elimination thing though. i'm sure you know who brought who.

Azoy? · 06-01-2008, 12:12 AM

doesn't sound like he had any of that or he would not be asking us what to do gents

seeric · 06-01-2008, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

doesn't sound like he had any of that or he would not be asking us what to do gents

you fuck with one of my best friends you fuck with the ......well, never mind.

fuckin idiot.

watch and see.

halfpint · 06-01-2008, 02:32 AM

Assholes.. I fucking hate people you let into your house for a good time then they steal from you.. a bassball bat comes to mind here

seeric · 06-01-2008, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Assholes.. I fucking hate people you let into your house for a good time then they steal from you.. a bassball bat comes to mind here

we always watch shit man. just it happens that i wasnt there this time.

if i was, i watch everyone. always.

fuck i am mad at myself.

i always see everything there.

Oracle Porn · 06-01-2008, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

we always watch shit man. just it happens that i wasnt there this time.

if i was, i watch everyone. always.

fuck i am mad at myself.

i always see everything there.

so instead of enjoy the party you act paranoid and watch everybody?
lol

you can never be on the watch 24/7....watch who you let inside your home.

halfpint · 06-01-2008, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

we always watch shit man. just it happens that i wasnt there this time.

if i was, i watch everyone. always.

fuck i am mad at myself.

i always see everything there.

It aint your fault some dick head took his macbook, partys are for having fun and you shouldent have to keep an eye on everybody, its sad when you have to do shit like this...

Another bump for xxxjay and I hope he gets it back

seeric · 06-01-2008, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

so instead of enjoy the party you act paranoid and watch everybody?
lol

you can never be on the watch 24/7....watch who you let inside your home.

see thats the joy of it.

my good friend gets to enjoy his night and i watch the rest of the cocksuckers that everyone might not know.

when i catch a cocksucker, well then they go, and fast.

sicone · 06-01-2008, 02:43 AM

Point them out Jay.. I'll sit on them while you boot them in the face

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-01-2008, 02:44 AM

Sorry to hear someone ripped you off - at a party in your own home no less...

Several software manufacturers, and Apple itself, will send periodic prompts to update the software on your computer (Adobe, Microsoft, Norton, etc).

Therefore, it seems possible that the criminal mastermind that swiped your notebook, may at some point try to download a free upgrade and thereby tip-off the software company as to their IP address.

Depending upon how valuable the contents were, it might be worth pursuing.

In any case, good luck getting your computer back!

ADG

Wolfy · 06-01-2008, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

There's different software you can get that will notify a central server every time the computer is turned on, with it's current IP address and even webcam shots if you have a builtin webcam...

tell me more!

Electric Lights · 06-01-2008, 02:55 AM

don't invite nobodies to your parties?

LOL

Yoni · 06-01-2008, 03:07 AM

I have no idea if Apple provides such service. I own Toshiba. I registered at their site and added all info about my laptop including serial numbers of network cards and their MAC addresses. In case the laptop is stolen, they track it using this info.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-01-2008, 03:25 AM

If you have your browser setup to login to the backend of any of your servers or sites that should not be seeing that much traffic then install just about any tracking app on that site / server

log all IP's hitting that resource and provide me with the date time and IP and I can give you a name

I will charge you 4k for the service and provide you with just about anything you need on that person unless they connect with COX or qwest

satisfaction or your money back

ok_ok_ok · 06-01-2008, 04:33 AM

VOODOO DOLL

http://www.squidoo.com/freevoodoodollspells

hope this will help

RevSand · 06-01-2008, 04:49 AM

Sucks man... Blows when you are good enough to invite people into your place and then you get fucked like that... Sorry to hear...

marketsmart · 06-01-2008, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

see thats the joy of it.

my good friend gets to enjoy his night and i watch the rest of the cocksuckers that everyone might not know.

when i catch a cocksucker, well then they go, and fast.

hmmm... seems like you have been sniffing too much vinyl... try enjoying the party and let jay hire some russian security to handle the cleptos......

potter · 06-01-2008, 04:58 AM

that fuckin sucks

xxxjay · 06-03-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

There's different software you can get that will notify a central server every time the computer is turned on, with it's current IP address and even webcam shots if you have a builtin webcam, but unless you had that setup in advance, there's not much you can do. I don't know if these programs are available for OSX either.

Sorry to hear about the theft, having your laptop stolen sucks horribly, especially if it's your primary computer.

Yep...they have used it from an Apartment here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...kvhbl0adKGuulg

And a Starbucks at Sunset and Vine today. I have a friend who is a really good PI on the case now. We will nail the bastard.

Mohawk Steve · 06-03-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yep...they have used it from an Apartment here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...kvhbl0adKGuulg

And a Starbucks at Sunset and Vine today. I have a friend who is a really good PI on the case now. We will nail the bastard.

Damn dude I'm glad you were able to track it down, whoever jacked it put a damper on an otherwise awesome night.

baddog · 06-03-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yep...they have used it from an Apartment here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...kvhbl0adKGuulg

And a Starbucks at Sunset and Vine today. I have a friend who is a really good PI on the case now. We will nail the bastard.

Funny. I rarely go out to that area, yet it looks so familiar. Is that a common look for apartment complexes out there?

Nicky · 06-03-2008, 05:16 PM

That sucks, hope you catch him. Take a pic of him in the dumpster before you push him over the edge

btw, hope you don't have auto logins and auto pw's and stuff to aff programs etc, if he knows what he is doing he might screw you on a couple of K from some sponsor you don't look at much.

V_RocKs · 06-03-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

That sucks, hope you catch him. Take a pic of him in the dumpster before you push him over the edge

How will he take a picture of him in the dumpster if he hasn't pushed him over the edge yet?

Is he reading this right now?

Robbie · 06-03-2008, 05:33 PM

I think you may not see it again.

I had my laptop stolen while on the road a couple of years ago. And of course it had ALL of my info on it. I spent all day with a fucking hangover changing every password and every pin. Hundreds of them.

So since I do need my info when I'm on the road as well as ftp to all my sites, etc. etc. I now use an encrypted hard drive on my laptop as well as Waves security to even access the system and/or hard drive. So if it happens again at least they can't get my data. I would suggest to everybody that you do the same with any computer that is mobile...and hell even your machines at home in case of a theft while you're not there.

ZenOne · 06-03-2008, 05:35 PM

Sorry to hear that Jay. Hope you find the guy.

dav3 · 06-03-2008, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yep...they have used it from an Apartment here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...kvhbl0adKGuulg

And a Starbucks at Sunset and Vine today. I have a friend who is a really good PI on the case now. We will nail the bastard.

Nice! The sweet taste of revenge is within visible range.

Nicky · 06-03-2008, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

How will he take a picture of him in the dumpster if he hasn't pushed him over the edge yet?

Is he reading this right now?

I meant trash-bin, ya know, tape him up put him in a trashbin and push over the edge, or in the water

Warren · 06-03-2008, 05:38 PM

Wtf, that's messed up! sorry to hear that Jay.

Klen · 06-03-2008, 05:40 PM

I usualy lock my room where i contain valuable things when unkown people walks in house.

datatank · 06-03-2008, 05:44 PM

That sucks. I wonder if he/she/it is reading this thread

WebCashMaker · 06-03-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

There's different software you can get that will notify a central server every time the computer is turned on, with it's current IP address and even webcam shots if you have a builtin webcam, .

What software is that ?

Sorry to hear about your loss Jay.

Pipecrew · 06-03-2008, 06:51 PM

My friend had a laptop stolen and actually got it back. I guess he had pcanywhere installed, logged on and saw the email address. Was able to track down the person the laptop was SOLD too. Sure enough the cops eventually went to the house once the report was filed and boom, they got it back.

Worked out like an episode of CSI.

aico · 06-03-2008, 06:55 PM

Do you have another Mac? You can connect to your Macs from anywhere.

Edit: You can even take over the other Mac with screen share.

VikingMan · 06-03-2008, 07:00 PM

you gotta be a total waste of human life to be invited to a party and then steal something from them

vidsta · 06-03-2008, 07:11 PM

if you know the mac adress of your network interface card you can find the ip address. google for that. if you know aproximately where the macbook could be you can find it by tracing the it with an oscilloscope. This way you can find the mac adress if you´re in the range of the respective wifi signal.

BUT:

1. i guess you don´t know how an oscilloscope works.

2. an oscilloscope costs at least about 3000$ (much more than your macbook), and most likely you don´t already have one.

3. even if point 1 and 2 do not apply, your chances of being successfull this way are very very low. so just as it´s been said, if it doesn´t have a gps function implemented you can consider it lost.

vidsta · 06-03-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vidsta

if you know the mac adress of your network interface card you can find the ip address. google for that. if you know aproximately where the macbook could be you can find it by tracing the it with an oscilloscope. This way you can find the mac adress if you´re in the range of the respective wifi signal.

BUT:

1. i guess you don´t know how an oscilloscope works.

2. an oscilloscope costs at least about 3000$ (much more than your macbook), and most likely you don´t already have one.

3. even if point 1 and 2 do not apply, your chances of being successfull this way are very very low. so just as it´s been said, if it doesn´t have a gps function implemented you can consider it lost.

don´t get me wrong anyway i´m very sorry for that man, and i really hope you get the soab, and if you get to kick the blacking outta his friggn´ head, give him one kick in his fuckn´ kisser from me too.

mrkris · 06-03-2008, 07:25 PM

If any of your apple software logs into apples site, such as itunes store, you can get the info I'm sure by contacting apple.

split_joel · 06-03-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Some dickwad ripped my macbook air out of a party at my house. I want to find the muther fucker. Does anyone know how you can track down a laptop by someone else using it?

I will gladly pay to bust this ashole.

Hit me up on AIM I might be able to help.

payd2purv · 06-03-2008, 07:40 PM

Reminds me of this clip...

vidsta · 06-03-2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

Reminds me of this clip...

ouh, i would like to see the faces of the audience

marketsmart · 06-03-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidsta

ouh, i would like to see the faces of the audience

it was no big deal.. i only got detention....

05-31-2008, 08:19 PM	#1
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05-31-2008, 08:25 PM	#4
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06-01-2008, 12:12 AM	#11
Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	doesn't sound like he had any of that or he would not be asking us what to do gents __________________

05-31-2008, 08:23 PM	#3
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	That sucks.

05-31-2008, 08:31 PM	#6
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	No LoJack I guess. Good investment. and I will watch to see if you come online on ICQ

05-31-2008, 08:37 PM	#7
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,112	There's different software you can get that will notify a central server every time the computer is turned on, with it's current IP address and even webcam shots if you have a builtin webcam, but unless you had that setup in advance, there's not much you can do. I don't know if these programs are available for OSX either. Sorry to hear about the theft, having your laptop stolen sucks horribly, especially if it's your primary computer.

05-31-2008, 08:55 PM	#8
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	Fuck what a pain in the arse. Sorry to hear this Jay.

05-31-2008, 09:07 PM	#9
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	did you install Back2Mac with your .mac ?? if not, ur done. should really pay the $100 / year just for that.

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06-01-2008, 02:44 AM	#19
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Sorry to hear someone ripped you off - at a party in your own home no less... Several software manufacturers, and Apple itself, will send periodic prompts to update the software on your computer (Adobe, Microsoft, Norton, etc). Therefore, it seems possible that the criminal mastermind that swiped your notebook, may at some point try to download a free upgrade and thereby tip-off the software company as to their IP address. Depending upon how valuable the contents were, it might be worth pursuing. In any case, good luck getting your computer back! ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare) Last edited by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude; 06-01-2008 at 02:45 AM..

06-01-2008, 02:55 AM	#21
Electric Lights So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 224	don't invite nobodies to your parties? LOL

06-01-2008, 03:07 AM	#22
Yoni Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 846	I have no idea if Apple provides such service. I own Toshiba. I registered at their site and added all info about my laptop including serial numbers of network cards and their MAC addresses. In case the laptop is stolen, they track it using this info. __________________ See my latest works on twitter.com/yonidesign

06-01-2008, 03:25 AM	#23
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	If you have your browser setup to login to the backend of any of your servers or sites that should not be seeing that much traffic then install just about any tracking app on that site / server log all IP's hitting that resource and provide me with the date time and IP and I can give you a name I will charge you 4k for the service and provide you with just about anything you need on that person unless they connect with COX or qwest satisfaction or your money back

06-01-2008, 04:33 AM	#24
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06-01-2008, 04:58 AM	#27
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06-03-2008, 05:16 PM	#31
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	That sucks, hope you catch him. Take a pic of him in the dumpster before you push him over the edge btw, hope you don't have auto logins and auto pw's and stuff to aff programs etc, if he knows what he is doing he might screw you on a couple of K from some sponsor you don't look at much. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

06-03-2008, 05:33 PM	#33
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	I think you may not see it again. I had my laptop stolen while on the road a couple of years ago. And of course it had ALL of my info on it. I spent all day with a fucking hangover changing every password and every pin. Hundreds of them. So since I do need my info when I'm on the road as well as ftp to all my sites, etc. etc. I now use an encrypted hard drive on my laptop as well as Waves security to even access the system and/or hard drive. So if it happens again at least they can't get my data. I would suggest to everybody that you do the same with any computer that is mobile...and hell even your machines at home in case of a theft while you're not there. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

06-03-2008, 05:35 PM	#34
ZenOne Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 67	Sorry to hear that Jay. Hope you find the guy.

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Warren Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,284	Wtf, that's messed up! sorry to hear that Jay. __________________ ICQ:208-603-797 www.altdollars.com

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I usualy lock my room where i contain valuable things when unkown people walks in house.

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datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	That sucks. I wonder if he/she/it is reading this thread

06-03-2008, 06:51 PM	#41
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	My friend had a laptop stolen and actually got it back. I guess he had pcanywhere installed, logged on and saw the email address. Was able to track down the person the laptop was SOLD too. Sure enough the cops eventually went to the house once the report was filed and boom, they got it back. Worked out like an episode of CSI.

06-03-2008, 06:55 PM	#42
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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,530	you gotta be a total waste of human life to be invited to a party and then steal something from them

06-03-2008, 07:11 PM	#44
vidsta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 250	if you know the mac adress of your network interface card you can find the ip address. google for that. if you know aproximately where the macbook could be you can find it by tracing the it with an oscilloscope. This way you can find the mac adress if you´re in the range of the respective wifi signal. BUT: 1. i guess you don´t know how an oscilloscope works. 2. an oscilloscope costs at least about 3000$ (much more than your macbook), and most likely you don´t already have one. 3. even if point 1 and 2 do not apply, your chances of being successfull this way are very very low. so just as it´s been said, if it doesn´t have a gps function implemented you can consider it lost. __________________ =={[ THE MOST POWERFUL TRAFFIC TACTICS ON THE NET ]}==

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