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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: HardTimesStudios.com
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One Tough Hooker
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came
down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender. "We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "Well, you found her." Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner. "I don't," replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first." |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Montreal
Posts: 164
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wow lol, that is indeed one tough hooker, could have used a girl like that while drinking in the park
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Nope. Not for me.
Hahahahha.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Santa Ana, Costa Rica
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hahahhahah
that was a good one
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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hahahaha
great!!
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#6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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I know someone like that... ;-)
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#7 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 958
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I'd hit it
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Location: Japan
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ahhaha nice one!
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Miami Beach, Fl
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lol...decent
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#10 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Tube Titans, USA
Posts: 11,929
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boneprone fucked her
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