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Old 06-03-2008, 12:01 PM   #1
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Tuesday's Joke

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,?I hope I haven?t made you feel ill at ease, it?s just that you look so much like my late son.?

He answered, ?That?s okay.?

?I know it?s silly, but if you?d call out ?Good bye, Mom? as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.?

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, ?Goodbye, Mom.?

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone?s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

?That comes to $121.85,? said the clerk.

?How come so much? I only bought 5 items!?

The clerk replied, ?Yeah, but your Mother said you?d be paying for her things, too.?
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:14 PM   #2
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lol good one
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:44 PM   #3
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:46 PM   #4
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:49 PM   #5
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:52 PM   #6
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Thats something that probably happens from time to time.

Still funnny though.
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:41 PM   #7
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:45 PM   #8
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Old 06-03-2008, 04:56 PM   #9
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hahaha... smart
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Old 06-03-2008, 05:47 PM   #10
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Old 06-03-2008, 05:48 PM   #11
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hahah wiley old woman
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:13 PM   #12
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that's very funny
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:36 PM   #13
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Lol Good one...
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:41 PM   #14
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haha LOL. ... gotta luv old people....
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:58 PM   #15
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lol..Let me see if I can try that one!
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Old 06-03-2008, 07:44 PM   #16
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Heh heh that wasn't bad
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:36 PM   #17
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:46 AM   #19
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pretty funny indeed :D
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