Why I should show up naked for work - GoFuckYourself.com

Dreamman010 · 10-17-2002, 07:26 PM

I got this from a friend on ICQ and felt that I had to post it

Why I should show up naked for work:
10. Shut my boss up from always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. Nobody would come over when I had my hands in my pants, and ask "what are you doing" They'd know.
8. The fact that Im looking at porn on the internet wont seem as vile.
7. "I'd love to chip in for another stupid birthday gift for ALice in HR, but I left my wallet in my pants."
6. I want to see if it's like the dream.
5. That cute chick in marketing will finally notice me.
4. People will stop stealing my pens after they've seen where I keep them.
3. I can say I'm repeating what I saw on Jackass, sue them, and stay home naked.
2. No one will come over and ask me to do anything.
1. Diverts attention from the fact that I also came to work drunk.

cold_ice · 10-17-2002, 07:55 PM

#11 People will never ask if what you do is hard cuz they will see that its not

sumphatpimp · 10-17-2002, 08:01 PM

since you never do anything at work, no one will really notice.
oh, and buy the way, we DO KNOW what it is your doing when you have your pants on, you fucking jerk off.

10-17-2002, 07:26 PM	#1
Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	Why I should show up naked for work I got this from a friend on ICQ and felt that I had to post it Why I should show up naked for work: 10. Shut my boss up from always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 9. Nobody would come over when I had my hands in my pants, and ask "what are you doing" They'd know. 8. The fact that Im looking at porn on the internet wont seem as vile. 7. "I'd love to chip in for another stupid birthday gift for ALice in HR, but I left my wallet in my pants." 6. I want to see if it's like the dream. 5. That cute chick in marketing will finally notice me. 4. People will stop stealing my pens after they've seen where I keep them. 3. I can say I'm repeating what I saw on Jackass, sue them, and stay home naked. 2. No one will come over and ask me to do anything. 1. Diverts attention from the fact that I also came to work drunk. __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u>

10-17-2002, 07:55 PM	#2
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	#11 People will never ask if what you do is hard cuz they will see that its not

10-17-2002, 08:01 PM	#3
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	since you never do anything at work, no one will really notice. oh, and buy the way, we DO KNOW what it is your doing when you have your pants on, you fucking jerk off.