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Fucking bullshit
What would you do if you found piece of glass in your dogs feeces?
I was out in the backyard picking up for him today when I saw something shining in one of his turds, a big fucking piece of glass!!! I dont know where he could of have gotten it from since there is no broken glass anywhere else inside the dogpen and I follow him on all his walks. I build him his own fenced area last summer, but its connected all the way to the front so basically anyone can just walk by and feed him through the net if they wanted to. There are some kids living down the street from me, but I dont know if maybe they have gave him something or what... Im so fucking pissed right now. I wont let him outside anymore tonight and taking him to the vet tomorrow. This is fucking bullshit. ![]() |
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Was there blood leaking out of his ass?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Sounds like he broke into a meth lab or he's hitting the pipe a little too hard that he ate it!
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Maybe the glass got in the turd after he dropped it. I would think after not cutting anything up inside of him that at least his ass would have gotten cut a little. Also if he did get cut inside sometimes old blood looks brown so it probably blended in with his turd. Make sure you really take him to a vet tomorrow.
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I need a beer
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Never heard of dogs ever eating glass before..could do some serious and expensive damage
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Ah My Balls
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ouch. I would take him to the vet see what they say.
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ii agree....
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my snake did this once
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Update....?
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Maybe he was squeezing the shit out so hard, that actually it wasn't a piece of glass, but a small diamond?
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So Fucking Banned
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If you keep the glass and show it to you dog, maybe he'll help you follow the scent back to the culprit.
He may however, just chase his tail in circles. ![]() |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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![]() ![]() maybe the dog was on weed?
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#17 |
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Yes. The vet was very nice (I think all vets are nice?) and basically just felt him up a little then told me he was going to schedule a time for x-rays in the middle of next week to see if anything could of gotten stuck in the system. I showed him the turd and the piece of glass in it and he told me these things happen and that we should expect some extensive damage if it had been around the system for a longer period of time. In the meantime theres really nothing I can do but put him on a diet with lots of veggies and fibre.
Im just glad I saw the piece of glass, it just goes to show you what people are capable of you know... |
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mmm yeah!
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dogs get into shit all the time. it's probably some shit he sniffed and licked up in the grass where you let him shit or something.
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