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Britain Knife Crimes...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080605/...in_knife_crime
if you outlaw knives, only outlaws will have knives... ;-)
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Let's do some business!
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I think we already have the 3 inch rule, don't we ?
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Knives don't kill people. people kill people.
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you can have my knife when you pry it from my cold, dead hands...
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So what is going to happen in restaurants? Plastic Knives?
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rofl pretty soon the british will be forced to wear football helmets when leaving the house
fucking weak ass bitchs
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Ill Shank U Blud Yer I Swer Down
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plastic knives and the appearance of more sporks...
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Those can be deadly. Those bastards need guns. If they don't get them soon they'll be eating with their fingers.
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this will open up a whole new business for "non-knife" sharp objects in britain
i think I'll start selling "extra sharp/strong pencils" to my UK traffic maybe a special Carbon/Titanium pencil with a 3 inch point |
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I was thinking of some type of online shank business...or become somewhat of a shank dealer...but paint the shanks in designer colors so they don't really look like shanks...or find some loophole similar to those found by "glass pipe" dealers...
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just make a "mod" for a fleshlight where you can insert a screw or a shard of glass
Multi purpose is where the true money is at... Yo
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Knife crimes are getting out of control eh?
What's next, a wave of bow and arrow homicides in parks?
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We are coming out with a new prototype fleshlight product...
"The Swiss Army Shank Shaft" ![]() ![]() ![]()
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ya, i think i heard that's the general consensus about guys from the UK...
j/k ... couldn't resist..
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Wheres Franck at to tell us all about Guns & Violence?
see....when there are no guns, people just move onto other weapons of choice & availability
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Bring back the cross bow
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anyone else find it fucking hilarious that Britain will soon have the same rules as a mental institution?
no sharp objects....no raising your voice rofl |
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I was talking with a brit friend and according to him all british people left the uk these past couple decades. It's just the lords, the queen, and a bunch of immigrants left there these days. |
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Knives are better than guns right?
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they will fiond something else to kill with...
maybe a SPORK?! |
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Maybe they can start throwing rocks.
That would really be hardcore. Imagine what the after football crowds would be like if everyone got into stoning people again.
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What do you think would have happened if this guy had had a gun? http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/04...ker-flips.html
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dont even go there... they will ban rocks and stones over here next
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Guns need some ability to handle properly and I stand a much better chance to feed them it than if they had a knife. |
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To kill someone with a knife requires you to be very close to the person, as well as be fairly strong, competent or just plain lucky (bones will stop a knife quite a bit more easily than they will stop a bullet). Also, keep in mind that running from someone with a knife will have a rather higher success rate than running from someone with a gun.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_p...stal_shootings etc.
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It's coming look busy
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Knives make it just more easy
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mmm yeah!
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lolllllllllllll
i personally find it fucking funny. what are they going to ban next sticks, rocks? hahahahaaaaaaaaaa why don't they try working on the people in their community instead. |
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We have seen this play out in history. Banning of nearly every weapon type and then walla farm tools and even fans became weapons. When that was fought a bit walla out came using the body itself to kill people. Yup really worked in Asia's history.
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As for the crusades, well yes, back before guns existed, armies of thousands of people successfully used bladed weapons to kill thousands of other people. The fact that more people died in relatively recent wars (WWI, WWII) which were fought, among other weapons, with guns, only reinforces the point I am making. ...but what the hell am I doing. It's a beautiful day, and I am wasting my time on idiots who apparently honestly believe knives are more effective weapons than guns, failing to realize that if that were the case, guns would be pointless in the first place ![]()
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When they were talking about this on the news.A lot of the knives that they were showing were every day kitchen knives so god knows how they are gonna stop people from carrying these. Our goverment bring out ban after ban which never works. They are all a waste of time and its a front to show the people of Great Britian that they care or are doing something about it. This will not stop stabbings at all..
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I'm not gonna go and say Guns should be banned or whatever. Responsible gun owners don't kill people, for them its a hobby. The same can't be said for knives. Anyone who carries a knife on the streets is intending to use it if needed. There is no sport as far as I'm aware that people need to carry knives. You can't get a license to have a big ass knife on you at all times. Young people carrying knifes are more dangerous the responsible gun owners. |
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Thats about right. I'm out of here asap as well.
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Its very tempting but where else is there ?
Unless we all club together and get an island somewhere ! ![]()
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Knife stabbings in Denmark are through the roof... and guess what, it's not the natives who's behind those numbers ;)
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LOL at all the idiots saying what faggots the british are. I dare anyone of you to walk through any of the Asian communties and not shit your pants when you come across a gang of 40 hooded paki's chasing you for just £10 with a knife.
If you have not experienced these gangs please stfu.
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By reading this thread, it's amazing how little american's know about Britain. But yeh, it's terrible how willing people are to stab people just to rob their mobile phone's... Talk about equating risk of crime to the gains...
I don't think a gun is much worse then a knife anyway. If you get hit in the upper body with either you are likely to die, if you get hit in the leg with either you are likely to be fine - the only thing making guns worse really is the range ;) |
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This is stupid anyway, there is no way that bill will pass. If you banned knives in this country it wouldn't reduce knife crimes what-so-ever. There would just be criminals making money selling knives ASWEL as guns AND all criminals still have knives and will continue to get them. If only countries were governed under common sense, instead of the retard majority.
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they're not going to ban knives. Carrying knives in public is already banned, but people under 18 have been getting off with just a warning, so soon they'll be prosecuted instead, seems to make sense. if someones going fishing or whatever and has a reason fair enough, but a ban on carrying them in public without justification is a good thing. |
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the Brits are just genetically fucked, they are freaks, you can ban all the weaposn you want, they'll still kill each other ....... on the other hand that makes them the best soldiers in the World
if I had to choose my own army I'd make it 50% Birts and 50% Zulus - the Brits are freaks, the Zulus have no idea what fear means and love killing people |
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