Has anyone does fleet anema before a medical procedure ?

[Azoy?]

OK so the doc wants to send me to do a test just as a checkup due to age factors and says I need to do a fleet anema before the test.
Anyone did them before and anyone can share what I need to expect when I do it ?
As it is I am not happy about sticking something up my ass so wondering what the whole thing feels like when I do a fleet anema.
Anyone done em before ?

[aico]

usually they give you saline, then you shit your brains out for a day.

[biglou]

Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

[Azoy?]

Originally Posted by biglou

Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

Yep I agree but was not sure what it would feel like or how fast it would take effect.

[Madame0120]

Originally Posted by biglou

Better question to ask the porn chicks, as almost all of them (I hope) give themselves an enema before doing an anal scene.

It's not nearly as bad as the test they are going to give you. But you don't want colon cancer, man up and take the test.

When one does an enema, they should wait 20-40 mins before sexual activity.

A Fleet <the brand name> Enema is a very gentle cleaning, and shouldn't cause much discomfort. Don't rush the process, the directions are simple to follow, and will make your test go right, the first time.

[candyflip]

I have had all sorts of ass tests the past few months. Have to go again next week.

I've got a case of the Fleet's in my closet. It's not as bad as it might seem. And don't worry if you like the way it feels.

[GrouchyAdmin]

A Fleet, as mentioned, is a brand name. You're going to be using it to either squeeze, or gravity feed water up the pooper. It gets uncomfortable, and you'll want to crap, immediately.

Enjoy.

[Iron Fist]

Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by sharphead

Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows

We just had one 4 days ago and I didn't see one. But it was an emergency CSection, so that might be why.

[GrouchyAdmin]

Originally Posted by candyflip

We just had one 4 days ago and I didn't see one. But it was an emergency CSection, so that might be why.

Although it may provide amusement, I can't see the reason a doctor would go through the anus to retrieve the little crotchfruit, even if it is yours.

[Spunky]

Man you better get prepared for the most intense pain you have ever received in your life

[Kard63]

Funny thread!

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Man you better get prepared for the most intense pain you have ever received in your life

Followed by what I call, the Buttgasm.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by Azoy?

OK so the doc wants to send me to do a test just as a checkup due to age factors and says I need to do a fleet anema before the test.
Anyone did them before and anyone can share what I need to expect when I do it ?
As it is I am not happy about sticking something up my ass so wondering what the whole thing feels like when I do a fleet anema.
Anyone done em before ?

follow directions.... no big deal

[After Shock Media]

Well lets see you get to put something up your ass but not force it.
Then you get to squeeze the majority of the liquid up there, which is best done by someone else while your laying on your side but oh well.
You then do your best to try holding in the liquid for about 4 minutes while your body and brain is screaming let me shit.
You finally give in and Mount Assmore explodes and has a very after shocks. (dont go there people).
Then when you think your done wait a little longer to be safe, sometimes even moving some sets off another landslide.

Although that sounds bad and all. It is nowhere near as horrid as having to drink that half gallon or so of Golace (spelling). It tastes very very bad even ice cold. Then whammo you shit out your insides so fast and hard your stomach growls.

[Holly]

Originally Posted by sharphead

Standard practice for any girl who is giving birth... oops wrong audience, no wonder no one knows

No it's not. I think that was back in my grandmother's time. They don't do that anymore.

I also thought most people drank that Golightly stuff now for medical tests. My dad had to do it several times and he said it was like drinking ocean water.

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by Holly

No it's not. I think that was back in my grandmother's time. They don't do that anymore.

I also thought most people drank that Golightly stuff now for medical tests. My dad had to do it several times and he said it was like drinking ocean water.

Golightly, golace, etc DO NOT TASTE LIKE DRINKING OCEAN WATER! They add fake flavoring like coconut (fucking sick) and other crap to attempt to hide the taste which can only be described as something you would turn down between that and drinking out of a septic system with a straw. Hell I only could wish it tasted like ocean water, hell I would of settled for the water at the shore in the San Fransisco bay.

[Holly]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Golightly, golace, etc DO NOT TASTE LIKE DRINKING OCEAN WATER! They add fake flavoring like coconut (fucking sick) and other crap to attempt to hide the taste which can only be described as something you would turn down between that and drinking out of a septic system with a straw. Hell I only could wish it tasted like ocean water, hell I would of settled for the water at the shore in the San Fransisco bay.

Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

[aico]

Originally Posted by Holly

Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

Yah, that's the Saline stuff I was referring too, my ex had to take it once when she had to go in for some ass exam.

http://www.phosphosoda.com/consumers...osphosoda.aspx

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by Holly

Whatever they gave my dad was really, really salty. He couldn't stand it and wasn't able to get it all down. The nurse kept calling it Golightly. Maybe she was using the wrong name. It was the same stuff both times he had to do it.

There are several names for it. They should just call it liquid evil. You also have to drink so much of it that its beyond sick. You really want to just down it but then it hits your mouth and your like hell no and gag. I had to get like 4 packs of big red gun (wasnt allowed to eat) and after each small glass I had to immediatly chew several sticks of gum while trying not to gag.